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Submitted by ghola (View user info) at 2008-03-09 12:36:23 EDT
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-16 00:03:30 EDT (#)
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did you know edy's makes limited edition girlscout cookie ice creams, they have tagalongs, samoas, and thin mint.
im partial to the tagalongs
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:57:21 EDT (#)
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I'll take a box of samoas, a box of penut butters and a box of thin mints. Stat!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:55:32 EDT (#)
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Sigh.
It's a butter cookie, drenched in caramel, rolled in toasted coconut, and dipped on one side in chocolate and striped on the other. I like them more than I like most people.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:36:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-10 08:20:03 EDT (#)
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looks gross.
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 08:15:15 EDT (#)
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american food sucks
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 07:39:00 EDT (#)
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Whatever the fuck it is, it looks terrible.
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I agree. When I first saw it, I recoiled in horror, I mean - what the hell is that thing?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2008-03-11 17:10:20 EDT (#)
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Fatty.
Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:33:55 EDT (#)
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Tiger "O's"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:23:49 EDT (#)
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what is this?
a tiger's anus?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:42:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:34:41 EDT (#)
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it'll be great when it learns to do tricks
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Does this count as a trick?
http://davengrace.com/dave/babymop.jpg
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:46:07 EDT (#)
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EI you're such a baby.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:34:41 EDT (#)
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it'll be great when it learns to do tricks
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:32:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115473
girls are mean
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:31:37 EDT (#)
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I'd rather keep it and teach it to fetch the TV remote and use it as a weapon when fighting with my spouse.
(Just joking people... really)
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:30:53 EDT (#)
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the black market huh, whys it called the black market, are there lots of black things for sale? black ashtrays, black lamps, the list goes on.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:29:21 EDT (#)
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on the upside, i think you can get a tidy sum of cash for that sucker on the black market.
CHIN UP.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:29:20 EDT (#)
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They don't stop being a parasite until they leave home, never mind the womb.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:28:56 EDT (#)
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women are weird
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:27:54 EDT (#)
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*mum
My mum is not a nun. Though maybe my dad would disagree.
I can't explain the pregnancy hormones thing, I am so snappy, i can't eat a thing and I have lost -LOST - 7lbs. :( And the acid reflux is just nasty.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:27:53 EDT (#)
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damn parasites
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:21:44 EDT (#)
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the icecream is better than my daddy?
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Its better than all of our daddies. SRSLY. Go have some right now. Go to Cold Stone and order the Birthday Cake Remix. Do it. Go. NOW!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:27:37 EDT (#)
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Doesn't everyone have a nun?
I mean everyone except Baptists. We believe nuns to be the brides of Satan.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:26:56 EDT (#)
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if you don't feed the parasite it gets angry
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:26:20 EDT (#)
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i doubt the cookies help.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:25:57 EDT (#)
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you have a nun?
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:25:54 EDT (#)
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pregnant doesn't count as fat. it's the parasite that makes you swell up like that.
NOT THE COOKIE BISQUIT THINGUMS
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:25:24 EDT (#)
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his is why I insist, No, INSIST, we put :) when we are speaking tongue in cheek and ;) when we are joking afetr every commemt. everyones humour is too misunderstood.
Carry on kicking me down now, bitches :)
I am telling my nun. She can whip all your dads asses.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:24:54 EDT (#)
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Aaaawww, orphelia, don't be like that. Your pregnant ass is way too sensitive.
I can relate. Except I don't have pregnancy as an excuse.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:24:29 EDT (#)
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can we have orphelia and ghola fighting in chocolate ice cream pls my dad will ref
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:24:12 EDT (#)
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i thought it went the other way around.
i mean, it's okay if you don't think my joke was funny.
it's OKAY.
it hurts my feelings a little.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:23:22 EDT (#)
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OMFG coldstone cakes are mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
They're also about 7500 calories a serving.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:23:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:19:30 GMT (#)
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Can dish it out but can't take it... BELOW
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OMG what a fantastic observation.
I made a joke, Ghola took it seriuosly, but please continue to gang up like a bunch of school girls and bang me out for it, ok sweetheart :)
What ever makes you happy
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:21:44 EDT (#)
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the icecream is better than my daddy?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:21:21 EDT (#)
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You know whats better than that?
Birthday Cake Ice Cream from Cold Stone.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:20:22 EDT (#)
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what you say is what you are nadadadadadadada
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:19:59 EDT (#)
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J/K ORPHEEE JUST A LITTLE JOKEY
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:19:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:06:39 GMT (#)
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all those people are fat and ugly and i hate them.
um.
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i'm sorry. i thought this was funny. for the reasons that you just listed.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:19:30 EDT (#)
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Can dish it out but can't take it... BELOW
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:18:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:06:39 GMT (#)
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all those people are fat and ugly and i hate them.
um.
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:05:27 GMT (#)
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can i not think something is gross that other people like??
or can i not voice that i think it's gross?
if sixty million people jumped off a cliff...yadda...yadda
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Ummm, I was making a joke, hence the ;)
Nice comeback with the 'fat' thing, since Americans are soooo slim and healthy as a Nation.
I am sorry, I obviously mistook you for another uberer with intelligence and the ability to take a joke. My bad.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:18:20 EDT (#)
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your dads are gay lalalalalala
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:17:43 EDT (#)
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my daughter agrees with you.
I don't do coconut.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:16:34 EDT (#)
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I CALL YOU OUT BEHIND THE LIBRARY.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:15:51 EDT (#)
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Actually I'm going to have to go out on a limb here and insist that mine is best. Which makes you wrong. Nanner nanner poo poo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:15:07 EDT (#)
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my daddy can out drink any of your daddies
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:13:07 EDT (#)
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My daddy is best. The end.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:09:24 EDT (#)
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someone's daddy must be best.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:06:52 EDT (#)
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How many times do I have to tell you people, there is no right or wrong with personal preference. It's called a matter of opinion.
It's like dealing with 4 year olds arguing over whose daddy is better.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:06:39 EDT (#)
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all those people are fat and ugly and i hate them.
um.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:05:27 EDT (#)
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can i not think something is gross that other people like??
or can i not voice that i think it's gross?
if sixty million people jumped off a cliff...yadda...yadda
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:00:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:48:39 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:44:29 EDT (#)
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Evidence that you are wrong: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115475
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sound gross beyond reason
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Shit, yeah, 60 million people are WRONG and you are right!!
;)
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:52:19 EDT (#)
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I love you too
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:48:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:44:29 EDT (#)
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Evidence that you are wrong: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115475
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sound gross beyond reason
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:31:44 EDT (#)
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those lemony chalet cremes rock
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:18:30 EDT (#)
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Right back at ya, Toots....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:44:29 EDT (#)
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Evidence that you are wrong: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115475
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:37:54 EDT (#)
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oi little miss saccy, don't tar all brits with the same brush. i'm not keen on coconut but i like the look of those mint thins and the lemon shortbread sounds yum. it is a shame, if our girl guides/brownies did any similar door to door selling, they'd be told to bugger off and the hounds released.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:28:10 EDT (#)
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Ghola - this post was the equivalent of a Bugs Bunny changeup after a long series of fast balls down the middle. Good show.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 09:29:38 EDT (#)
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jammie dodgers rule
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-10 09:27:49 EDT (#)
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Brits just can't wrap their minds around a cookie that's made with anything other than flour and butter. I mean they don't even have cookies, they have 'biscuits.'
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-10 08:35:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-10 08:20:03 EDT (#)
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looks gross.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 08:15:15 EDT (#)
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american food sucks
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 07:39:00 EDT (#)
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Whatever the fuck it is, it looks terrible.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-10 07:37:48 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-10 04:51:59 EDT (#)
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Wow. A donut.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-09 23:54:07 EDT (#)
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meh
maybe when i was a kid
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-09 23:39:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-09 19:34:52 EDT (#)
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try samoa ice cream.
best.
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I will buy some this week. YES.
Submitted by Lib (user info) at 2008-03-09 21:43:12 EDT (#)
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The BEST girl scout cookie.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-09 20:33:26 EDT (#)
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bite me
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-03-09 20:22:14 EDT (#)
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Toasted coconut glaze doughnut = <UNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!>
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-09 19:34:52 EDT (#)
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try samoa ice cream.
best.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:58:46 EDT (#)
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If this is a camwhore, then I love you too.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:47:42 EDT (#)
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cancer sense tingling
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:40:14 EDT (#)
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damn those rotten kids
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:39:43 EDT (#)
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if we multiplied the result would be the abortion of an extremely good looking, retarded baby.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:33:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:26:07 EDT (#)
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i went out to dinner with bubba last night
waitress: what'll you have?
me: i'll have the steak.
waitress: and the vegetable?
me: he'll have the same.
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Heh. Willard, that's older than the two of us multiplied together....
But still funny.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:28:10 EDT (#)
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My uncle has liver cancer. And he lost an eye to eye cancer. Who the fuck gets eye cancer?
Well, my uncle, for one.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:28:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-09 12:21:30 PDT (#)
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Spanish rice? On a donut? I don't get it.
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Ew. It does look like that though.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:26:07 EDT (#)
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i went out to dinner with bubba last night
waitress: what'll you have?
me: i'll have the steak.
waitress: and the vegetable?
me: he'll have the same.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:24:27 EDT (#)
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see, lungfish obviously gives careful thought before reviewing why can't we all just get along without the constant bickering and oncological one-upsmanship?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:22:31 EDT (#)
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well at least i'm unique
:(
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:21:30 EDT (#)
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Spanish rice? On a donut? I don't get it.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:14:37 EDT (#)
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don't pick on me bubba i just found out my mother has cancer
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You had no mother. You are the only living dog turd on the planet.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:14:37 EDT (#)
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don't pick on me bubba i just found out my mother has cancer
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:13:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:04:19 EDT (#)
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that cello line is a good one
i think all of ubersite would do well to take an extra moment or two before reviewing to ensure the wittiest possible response is utilized
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Yeah, folks, just like Willard does. . .
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:12:28 EDT (#)
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=e-yldqNkGfo
my stomach is making some fucking strange noises right now. i didnt want to swear just now. i was conflicted over using the word fucking, but fucking really emphasizes the strangeness of the sounds my stomach is making. it sounds like somebody is tearing down a house.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:05:38 EDT (#)
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The samoas and thin mints are my favorite.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:04:19 EDT (#)
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that cello line is a good one
i think all of ubersite would do well to take an extra moment or two before reviewing to ensure the wittiest possible response is utilized
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:01:53 EDT (#)
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you know i missed out on a perfect self deprecating moment there.
i could have said something like 'more like fit as a cello' or something.
i'm always fucking up.
now i'm depressed. time to heal my psyche with cookies.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 15:00:16 EDT (#)
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just kidding ghola i'm sure you will succeed and escape rural ga
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:59:55 EDT (#)
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those are blah compared to the chocolate mint cookies. i eat those by the sleeve.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:58:55 EDT (#)
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cloverfield is godzilla with add
or ghola after she marries a truck driver and squirts out a few trailer rats
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:55:12 EDT (#)
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well, fit as a fiddle that could stand to lose 10 lbs or so, i guess.
what is cloverfield?
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:44:27 EDT (#)
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Those cookies, man. I was craving Samoas really bad when I was pregnant, and I ended up having to go on Ebay to buy five boxes. By the time they arrived I didn't want them anymore, and I ended up giving 2 boxes to a friend. It took me almost a year to eat/pawn-off-on-others the other boxes.
I now HATE samoas.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:44:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:24:19 EDT (#)
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i cannot eat those anymore. all those girl scout cookies taste like cardboard with sugar mixed in.
i decided that in the rare instances i let myself eat shit that's bad for me, it better taste pretty fucking good.
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Yeah, yeah because you're the gourmet cook and bake only the most delicious cookies known to man where the chilis really bring out the flavor in the chocolate NOT THAT I'D KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT so I'm stuck eating pedestrian cookies.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:38:46 EDT (#)
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just kidding scourge
i heard you were fat and i was just making a joke i'm sure you are fit as a fiddle
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:36:30 EDT (#)
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scourge looks like he ate a couple of boxes
and the little girls who sold them
and the chairs and table whence they sold
and the contents of the grocery store outside of which they sat
and the grocery store building itself
and the parking lot
scourge is cloverfield
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:24:19 EDT (#)
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i cannot eat those anymore. all those girl scout cookies taste like cardboard with sugar mixed in.
i decided that in the rare instances i let myself eat shit that's bad for me, it better taste pretty fucking good.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:21:15 EDT (#)
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I see those little brats selling those overpriced cookies all over town.
I ran over two that stood too close to the curb. :(
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:18:38 EDT (#)
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i want you inside me
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:04:34 EDT (#)
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In the last three weeks I have been hassled by a platoon of girly scouts while going in and out of the grocery store. Maybe I should buy something next time.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2008-03-09 14:01:40 EDT (#)
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Well this is awkward.
Um I um.....
Weeeeeeee....
Well let's be a little realistic here. Realistic and honest can we just do that for a bit? We don't really know each other that well certainly not well enough to say that we love one another. I mean I like you very much and I think your super. Just absolutely super.
I'm going to go eat some protein tablets and work on my pecs and lats now maybe some glute work. You take care and stick it out certainly someone with your charisma and fine looks you may nay will find what your looking for.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-09 13:43:03 EDT (#)
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The Girl Scouts implant mind control devices in their cookies.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-09 12:53:30 EDT (#)
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SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOA
An impressive exercise in self control:
This is the first year of probably my life that I did not buy a box for myself.
I did give one to my friend though.
I still have half a box of thin mints left.