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Didn't I Say Enough Fucking Snow? (1380 hits)

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2008-03-10 02:23:25 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/115385

the passage to my door below :°(



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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:36:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

so bragging about money makes one a republican? take kanye west for example!!! :-O

i wish i had your ability to put everything into neat categories, kinda like that http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31j%2Bqs%2BmMXL._AA252_.jpg

life would be much simplier AND I COULD SUCK MY MOM TITS ALL OVER AGAIN!

(i need to go to bed)

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:28:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You seem to brag about money quite a lot. Are you sure you aren't an American and registered republican?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:19:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:17:39 EDT (#)
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And why would any of these things mean anything to me?
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cuz we obviously have different lives so your comparisons based on your personal references (niggers) are dumb.

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:08:22 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. i don't have chairs. i eat like the japs. nor do i own a tv or even a microwave. OMFG! REDNECKY!
p.p.s. i make more money than you

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And why would any of these things mean anything to me?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:16:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i have no idea what you're talking about.
it must be interesing *shifty eyes*

Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:11:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pity +2 for having a landlord that is the equivalent of a U.S. landlord of Puerto Rican descent. They're likely to expose the wood in a butcher repair job that takes 3 years too long to complete and is half assed making the "repairs" worse than whatever problem was in the beginning.

We (U.S Citizens and Candians) aren't so different after all.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

p.s. i don't have chairs. i eat like the japs. nor do i own a tv or even a microwave. OMFG! REDNECKY!
p.p.s. i make more money than you

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:53:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pity +2 for living in a dump. In the U.S., homes with bare wood exposed like that are usually filled with white trash that had their siding stolen by some illegal immigrants that collect scrap metal.
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well, i'm not in the U.S. so as usual, you're not saying anything.

this isn't a US city. i'm actually downtown. only surburban losers have sidings.

i'm in the haute ville of quebec city, in the st-jean-baptiste faubourg, very closely surrounded by the parliament, the grand theatre, the abraham plains, the st-jean church, old quebec and just about every large hotel because this the best spot to visit this historical city. a shitload of americans invade my neighborhood during spring break actually.

so i may live in a 'shithole' but it has more cachet than any the anus you live into in some corner of Michigan. the 2-min walk to the parliament alone http://grandquebec.com/upl-files/edififce_parlement_quebec.jpg makes it pricey.

ironically, my landlord actually removed all the walls and ceiling indoor to expose the old wood crafted by hand and the fucked up angles they used.

anyway...just stfu, eh?



Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:24:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Pity +2 for living in a dump. In the U.S., homes with bare wood exposed like that are usually filled with white trash that had their siding stolen by some illegal immigrants that collect scrap metal.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:05:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD???? OMG!!!!!!
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im not saying it's ancient, shithead.

all i'm saying is that the building might look a little unorthodox because of its age.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:33:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD???? OMG!!!!!!




Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:44:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:11:45 EST (#)
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the buildings in my area are well over a century old. à

pardon me if i don't live in the bush like you guys do.

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Apology accepted.


Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's 78 degrees here today
:)

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

We're three inches away from our worst winter in history. But now it's warming up and everything's starting to melt. I think this winter was the worst because the shit was just CONSTANT. There weren't really any huge storms, maybe two nasty ones- but it was almost every other day.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:15:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

in mtl it isn't :°(

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:38:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh it ain't that bad caul...

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-11 15:20:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

holy fuck that is awesome. i would jump off the roof into that big pile of snow.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-11 15:07:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha ha! it is sunny and warm here. i was just sitting in my backyard in my boxers.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:21:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Whenever I see shit like that I try to imagine how people survived northeastern winters back in the 1700s. And we think we are tough. Jesus.


Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We get that it snows in Canada. What a revelation you've shared with us!
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We get it! you fuck slags! what a revela...blah blah blah.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We get that it snows in Canada. What a revelation you've shared with us!

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

more snow?? for real!? maybe we'll have perma summer after this craziness.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

over?

here's what forecasts indicate for mtl
http://www.meteomedia.com/index.php?product=fourteenday&placecode=caqc0363

according to Environment Canada, it might snow all the way to early May because of that whore La Nina.

this winter is way too long and i am getting really aggravated.
imo move i think :°(

Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:53:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's over now...now we just have to wait for it melt..ha!

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good lord

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:51:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought snow was pretty cool when I first moved to WA 10 or so months ago. After about a month of it I decided it sucks. A lot.

I think you have to have money to enjoy snow.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Your *passage* is pretty bunged up there, dude.

Heehee :)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i never asked for high marks. i'm not exactly known for caring about ratings.

i just think your metaphor makes me...

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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:50:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice retort. only a man of limited intellect resorts to "man despairing with hand on face."

i bet when you're alone you resort to "man despairing with dick in fifi."
===
*shrugs*

to be frank, i just had no idea wtf you were talking about and i reread it twice. so the man despairing was the only thing that i could think of. maybe it's my limited english but i failed to find any wit or correlation with the post into your metaphor. perhaps you can enlighten me.

are you saying i'm a pussy for bitching about snow? if that's the case, what is not pictured here is that we got hit by about 15 feet of snow so far this year. they close schools in america for five inches. mind you, we are more prepared than americans for such things. but saturday was called the blizzard of the century (that's something in canada). there was actually thunder...in winter. people had to sleep into their cars on some highways because they were unreachable even by policemen on snowmobiles. i ventured outside and walked for like five blocks...everyone, including myself, had ski googles and had to walk their back against the strong winds because the ice on your face was so painful. yanks like yourself would've shit their pants and buy duct tapes since according to cnn, a few inches = DEADLY TERRORIZING STORMS! lol

who's marcy gray btw?

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I read that whole thing and all i got out of it was "ze snow is scary! mais, i am tough parce que i fais ski and ne shit pas in my pants."

seriously, though. you made your point in that other snow post. if you wanted high marks on this, you'd should have stepped it up with a picture of a blue hand sticking out of a mound of snow, or a group shot of you and local soccer team cannibalizing your neighbors to stay alive.

macy gray was a stoned out black female singer who was popular for a few months a couple years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsTk2xp0nvY


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I never EVER want to read a post by Caul where he writes "the passage to my door" and posts a picture, we ALL know what the picture will be


Oh...oh, well thats not what I thought the pic was gonna be. Oh well.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the buildings in my area are well over a century old. à

pardon me if i don't live in the bush like you guys do.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wow, you live on a constructions site.

Good luck with that.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:50:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:33:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nice retort. only a man of limited intellect resorts to "man despairing with hand on face."

i bet when you're alone you resort to "man despairing with dick in fifi."
===
*shrugs*

to be frank, i just had no idea wtf you were talking about and i reread it twice. so the man despairing was the only thing that i could think of. maybe it's my limited english but i failed to find any wit or correlation with the post into your metaphor. perhaps you can enlighten me.

are you saying i'm a pussy for bitching about snow? if that's the case, what is not pictured here is that we got hit by about 15 feet of snow so far this year. they close schools in america for five inches. mind you, we are more prepared than americans for such things. but saturday was called the blizzard of the century (that's something in canada). there was actually thunder...in winter. people had to sleep into their cars on some highways because they were unreachable even by policemen on snowmobiles. i ventured outside and walked for like five blocks...everyone, including myself, had ski googles and had to walk their back against the strong winds because the ice on your face was so painful. yanks like yourself would've shit their pants and buy duct tapes since according to cnn, a few inches = DEADLY TERRORIZING STORMS! lol

who's marcy gray btw?

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I just spent yesterday digging my summer cars out before the snow starts melting (rusts the shit out of them). They were buried, you could only see the odd spot through the snow. Then after digging them out, I popped the hood, and the engine bays were also filled with snow that blew in over the winter. I hate fucking snow.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:35:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh yeah...

in yo face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://tinyurl.com/26xykq

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:33:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 06:21:18 EDT (#)
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caul is the kind of guy who walks into a busy kitchen on 100 degree day, drifts over to the pizza cook standing in front of a 650 degree oven, bums a cigarette, lights it, and says, "god it's hot" before walking back into the dining room to sip an ice tea and chat up a broad at the bar about his collection of macy gray cds.
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what a great theory


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nice retort. only a man of limited intellect resorts to "man despairing with hand on face."

i bet when you're alone you resort to "man despairing with dick in fifi."

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:12:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

filename

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-10 14:55:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i feel your pain eh.

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-10 14:30:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You've got all the snow we're missing around here....

Haven't had 1 day with frost this season. Lucky me.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 13:27:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that a lattice on the left side of your deck? If so, is it for privacy reasons, are you growing something that has creepers, or are you just trying to look cool?
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it's probably a lattice. never noticed it before honestly. i moved into that place a month ago. looks like crap to me.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Golly.

I watched a show about Canadian ice truckers the other night. It was hilarious.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-10 12:27:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Is that a lattice on the left side of your deck? If so, is it for privacy reasons, are you growing something that has creepers, or are you just trying to look cool?

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-10 11:47:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

haha

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 11:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

We heard you - and had no interest - the FIRST time.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 10:24:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 06:21:18 EDT (#)
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caul is the kind of guy who walks into a busy kitchen on 100 degree day, drifts over to the pizza cook standing in front of a 650 degree oven, bums a cigarette, lights it, and says, "god it's hot" before walking back into the dining room to sip an ice tea and chat up a broad at the bar about his collection of macy gray cds.
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what a great theory


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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 09:39:54 EDT (#)
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i imagine you whispering this mysteriously then disappearing into the night.




Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-10 09:35:59 EDT (#)
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That's where you live? It looks like someone's basement.

Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-10 09:05:43 EDT (#)
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Here's an idea. Move.


Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-10 06:21:18 EDT (#)
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caul is the kind of guy who walks into a busy kitchen on 100 degree day, drifts over to the pizza cook standing in front of a 650 degree oven, bums a cigarette, lights it, and says, "god it's hot" before walking back into the dining room to sip an ice tea and chat up a broad at the bar about his collection of macy gray cds.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-10 05:11:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I can see how that would get pretty wearing after a while. Still looks like a nice place.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 02:49:54 EDT (#)
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correction: thats the passage to his BACK door.

and that isnt snow.



smoked you with a gay joke.

Submitted by Tony_the_Tiger_is_a_Pedophile (user info) at 2008-03-10 02:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha

rob wants some company in vancou.


why hasnt anybody jumped off the balcony into that snow pit yet? i would be doing that shit all day long.

oh btw im on my brothers account. guess who i am!

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-10 02:47:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I hear you. I spent today flying from Tampa, FL where it's sunny and beachy and 78F to Phoenix, AZ whre it's sunny and mountainy and 78F. I get to spend the next two days in the desert heat measuring a truck crash scene. At least the hotel has a pool.

I'm going to Denver next week. I hear it snows a bit there.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 02:35:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HAH.

Sun was shining here today.

You should move to Vancouver and stop moaning about snow.




...and bitch about rain instead.




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