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Category: Romance

Rating: 0.93 on 201 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-03-10 15:41:17 EDT



I would like to ask you to do something for me. Nothing overtly dirty - I promise.

I mean really it's nothing but shameless self promotion at it's finest. An open invitation to BE THE VERY BEST ATTENTION WHORE YOU CAN BE!

That's right - I am asking you to share your most entertaining / spectacularly under-appreciated post with the collective - you know, something you have churned out that made you laugh, made you cry, inspired the touching, etc.

Just click up on 'My Uber' and sift through your pile of miscellaneous contributions and arrive at your VERY best post and link-whore that mother fucker back here.

Easy as pie.

And by pie, I mean your mom.


AND!


For a limited time only - I pledge to follow that link and enjoy the soppy brilliance you churned out and leave (at least a semi interesting) review AND a bright shiny all-important +2.

This will not only bump your rating BUT re-expose your magical creation to the rest of the bored nerds circling this site.

C'mon. I'll be fun. Whore.


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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:58:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck

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Well aren't you a charming little retard.



Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck

Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114804

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-16 00:38:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh and heres my link

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50565

this was a UM submission, but my opponent forfeited, unfortunately, cos i felt this story was really good, but as the other guy forfeited, it didnt really get read by many people.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-16 00:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


my personal favorites

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95885

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111716




honerable mention...

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109105

http://www.ubersite.com/m/113511


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-14 21:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Watching Bubba and Rob-Berg argue is like having a disease infested scrotum dragged across your face for days on end.

When are you stupid cunts going to realise that neither of you is particularly interesting and/or entertaining.

Shut the fuck up.
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You would know about scrotums on your face....

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 17:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1



http://www.dothetest.co.uk/




Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:47:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/81141

- my ubersite comic strip : D

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


HAHA.



You know what is awesome? - at the top of this is an ad for 'Blah Blah Blah Ringtones'.

I love it.



Oh, and phag - you really aren't all that interesting either.



Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:36:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Watching Bubba and Rob-Berg argue is like having a disease infested scrotum dragged across your face for days on end.

When are you stupid cunts going to realise that neither of you is particularly interesting and/or entertaining.

Shut the fuck up.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Weebles is always a funny word.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:42:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I guess, i'm just not sure which one you were talking about.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


O c'mon - you have to admit that review is awesome.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OH NOW THAT JUST IT....YOU'RE FUCKING SICK MAN!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know...i gave you my best work on this site....thanks for the respect you motherfucker!

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I'm slowly moving my way through them all.

That last one I read of yours was excellent. It was like SE Hutton and James Frey had a little ADD orgy in my brain.


Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:17:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know...i gave you my best work on this site....thanks for the respect you motherfucker!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:54:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I gave you my link hours ago - I see you haven't responded. Fraud!!!

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My dearest orphelia - I followed your link and re-read the post, but as I +2ed it when it came out I neglected to do it again.

I have corrected that. Enjoy.



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 02:09:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


"It was like watching 4 Weebles go at it."

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heh.

God bless that grumpy old man.


Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:12:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Accepted. Now, when you have some time, go back and read Daniel Jaines posts from the FIRST one. You'll see why that was one of the Best Alters Ever.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You mean like this?:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/42155#801852

That took 30 seconds to find. Don't ask me to find more. I'm done eating my rice and I have to get back to writing my report, which stands at 362 pages. That's single-spaced...not like your high school term papers.

Shit. No fighting. Sorry.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:45:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not sensing any contrition there, Daddy. Come on man, just reserve the +2's for the good stuff, and we're cool. Deal?

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thirdly, you obviously don't understand the rating system here. When you +2 something that someone has worked hard to produce and that truly deserves it, then turn around and +2 a photo of someone's steaming pile (due to your desperate need to be accepted and popular), you do a disservice to the former poster.

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Who the fuck cares? Oh...you.


As far as the other stuff, it looked like a lot of blah blah blah.

But I'm done fighting. It's gay.

Yes, Shlongy's comment was funny.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:30:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-11 00:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Jesus, Fartman, you're sharp as a fucking marble. And please don't call me an "A Lister."

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Holy crap, Lungfish. You need to work on your comprehension skills. I didn't say you were an "A Lister". I said you kiss even more ass than they do. You must be delusional, or drunk. The latter, I'd bet. Don't blame me. You're the one who's always talking about how much you drink.

Secondly, you use the terms "immaturity", "little twat", "juvenile" and "little pricks", which is absolutely hysterical because not only am I older than you, but infinitely more successful (in business and in life) than you will ever be.

Thirdly, you obviously don't understand the rating system here. When you +2 something that someone has worked hard to produce and that truly deserves it, then turn around and +2 a photo of someone's steaming pile (due to your desperate need to be accepted and popular), you do a disservice to the former poster.

Finally, I come here to be entertained, amused and sometimes, informed. If it amuses me to bust your balls about your obvious need to be liked by a bunch of people on an anonymous, insignificant website, tough shit. I'm laughing, so I've met my goal.

BTW, you're right. I really am a very nice person in real life, just as you said. I guess the only thing we'll agree on is the absolute hilarity of Shlongy's comment:

"It was like watching 4 Weebles go at it."


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-11 21:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I read this, browsed through some posts and decided to have a look at my own. I forgot I wrote this out, and now I'm sad again.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71869
damn I miss that dog.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the hell happened in this thread? I tried reading it but then the pre-barf spit started forming in my mouth and I had to stop.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:40:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bubba just embarrasses himself.

if you can't out-nasty Rob Berg in an interweb fight you must be super, super gay.




Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Gayest post in history...and the internet "fight" below took it right to the top.

It was like watching 4 Weebles go at it.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the utter gayness below has totally made me want to scrub my eyeballs with ajax or something.

but please do show me where you managed to get under bubba's humourless skin, robert. i like to see the origins of things.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/111292

my finest work on this site...

jesus christ thats sad...

what up Rob

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Greatest Post In The World: http://www.ubersite.com/m/74447

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 10:02:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Just can't Robo, sorry buddy. The idea makes my toes curl.

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2008-03-11 09:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This is fun:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43619
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57281
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58200

I like my older stuff the best.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:04:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/70402
http://www.ubersite.com/m/70459
http://www.ubersite.com/m/71327
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72350
http://www.ubersite.com/m/72910


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-11 08:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I gave you my link hours ago - I see you haven't responded. Fraud!!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 07:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112969

Stellar.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-11 07:11:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/94657

it's the shit.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-11 06:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for whores!

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114275

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-03-11 06:42:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/71621
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95355
http://www.ubersite.com/m/65243

That's depressing, I haven't written anything good in quite awhile now.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-11 04:02:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/22304

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-11 02:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/63535





Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-11 02:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


COME ON PEOPLE.

LINKS.







ps: I <3 Wildman


Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-11 02:18:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

giggity giggity

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-11 02:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


Write some more stories, Stag, You're very good.

Iddqd has reamed your ass many times,

there are more folks here than me, Shlongy, Iddqd, D_R, and several others
^^^^^^^^^^^^

Someone please love me because i don't know if my heart can surive an 0 for 4 on someone else's post.

I'll gladly even accept a neutral consideration.




Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-11 00:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

At least as gay, iddd...sam.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-11 00:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

theres just no WAY my internet fights are this gay. i mean theyre gay, but they couldnt possibly be THIS gay.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-11 00:28:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Holy fuck. I'm an immature cunt, too.

Goddammit.

I'm sure you're a lovely person in real life, Fartman.

Kisses.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-11 00:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.
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Holy shit! Someone other than myself who calls a spade a spade. How totally fucking refreshing. The level of asskissery on this site went off the charts when Lungfish showed up. And that's really saying something, what with the so-called "A Listers" smooching each others bungholes constantly.

He makes me sick. You go DR.
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[jesus, *now* what do I do...I don't want to disappoint Fartman but I don't want to hurt lungfishes feelings either - just EI's. oh no what a quandary. All I wanted was an opportunity to call some people stupid, now if I say nothing I will be no better than the disciples who denounced the manly jesus to the Pharisees, but I don't want to look like a kiss-arse....I still want Fartman's respect...]

Dear Fartman, it is not Lungfish you want, it is EI. Lungfish is drunk all the time and his only friends are apaches - he has an excuse, but EI is a total kiss-arse.

Lungfish, Fartman's right. Lay off the booze and at least disguise your kiss-arsey by singling out a couple of douches and -2nami'ing them. I use steak, locksly and aussi-ants. You can too.

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I have a fan. You know you love me. Your words call me a douche, but your eyes want me to fuck your mouth.

Also, the jerk store called...

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:32:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...really old, bud. Really old.

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No more name calling, then.

How about you just go away?

You are not wanted here.
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Ummmm...It's a free website, so, with all due respect, fuck you.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:30:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...really old, bud. Really old.

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No more name calling, then.

How about you just go away?

You are not wanted here.


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Rob's "weapon" is that you're slightly retarded, Bubba.

LOL

That IS fun!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:26:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

See my point, Rob? You can't seem to refrain from name calling, and your supporters are people like Method and Hadley. The better writers on the site seem to like me, so why do you insist on acting the fool? You insist on calling me an idiot or a fool, but down inside your heathen soul you know better, Yes, you do. Give it up, little man. . .

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You have no point, Bubba. I like you just fine - I just think you are an idiot.

You are 'that guy' - the well meaning, big hearted, loyal fool who is unfortunately rather socially dyslexic and dumber than he thinks.

I don't like 'scrapping' with you because there is no upside for me... I am not a mean person by nature - and I am sorry if the truth hurts your soul.

Like I have said time and time again, stop being an idiot TO ME, and I will no longer be nasty TO YOU.

It's a fair, equitable deal.
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Again, you cannot stop with the name calling. Is it a thing you were born with? I really don't give a shit whether you stop being nasty to me or not. Bystanders understand that you need to call names; I only need to call you on it. Give it up, Roberto, you have one weapon in your arsenal, and that is name calling. It's getting really old, bud. Really old.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:25:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OKAY I'M LEAVING AGAIN

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*dusts hands, spits*

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atta boy.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rob berg has got to be one of the most boring motherfuckers on the internet

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AM NOT.


Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:22:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...................D_R gives me shit every chance he gets. This, obviously, because he has a huge crush on me. I take it all in stride. Quite flattering, actually, if a bit gay.................unless I'm drunk, which doesn't happen much anymore D_R you cock.....................Apaches are badasses, D_R. Fuck off.
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:(

++++++

<3

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:20:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba, you're coming off as an attention starved bitch.
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Linus, think for a minute. I didn't write the post, nor did I call names. Jump on Rob, not on me.

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Yes, but you seem to be returning just to provoke Rob. Even when he doesn't respond.
__________________________
Linus, Rob ALWAYS responds. He can't control himself. That's a fact.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:19:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...................D_R gives me shit every chance he gets. This, obviously, because he has a huge crush on me. I take it all in stride. Quite flattering, actually, if a bit gay.................unless I'm drunk, which doesn't happen much anymore D_R you cock.....................Apaches are badasses, D_R. Fuck off.
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:(

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:19:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

See my point, Rob? You can't seem to refrain from name calling, and your supporters are people like Method and Hadley. The better writers on the site seem to like me, so why do you insist on acting the fool? You insist on calling me an idiot or a fool, but down inside your heathen soul you know better, Yes, you do. Give it up, little man. . .

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You have no point, Bubba. I like you just fine - I just think you are an idiot.

You are 'that guy' - the well meaning, big hearted, loyal fool who is unfortunately rather socially dyslexic and dumber than he thinks.

I don't like 'scrapping' with you because there is no upside for me... I am not a mean person by nature - and I am sorry if the truth hurts your soul.

Like I have said time and time again, stop being an idiot TO ME, and I will no longer be nasty TO YOU.

It's a fair, equitable deal.


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba, you're coming off as an attention starved bitch.
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Linus, think for a minute. I didn't write the post, nor did I call names. Jump on Rob, not on me.

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Yes, but you seem to be returning just to provoke Rob. Even when he doesn't respond.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:14:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

*dusts hands, spits*

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:14:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what a stupid fucking post

bubba either slobbers all over your ass or obsessively hates you, there's no in between

and rob berg has got to be one of the most boring motherfuckers on the internet

they must be in cahoots to destroy ubersite with their bullshit

so at least something good will come out of this shitfest

i feel like going through and giving a -2 to every goddamn post linked here, but it's really not worth the effort
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HotWille, lazy fucker since 06/22/06. . .

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.
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Holy shit! Someone other than myself who calls a spade a spade. How totally fucking refreshing. The level of asskissery on this site went off the charts when Lungfish showed up. And that's really saying something, what with the so-called "A Listers" smooching each others bungholes constantly.

He makes me sick. You go DR.

+++++++

Jesus, Fartman, you're sharp as a fucking marble. And please don't call me an "A Lister." That's fucking retarded.

If you possessed a modicum of perceptive ability, you would be aware that D_R gives me shit every chance he gets. This, obviously, because he has a huge crush on me. I take it all in stride. Quite flattering, actually, if a bit gay.

There's no fruit to be gained from doing this, but I'm going to explain my ratings to you, since they bother you so much. (By the way, it's a fucking number, you immature cunt.) Firstly, I don't even rate much anymore. Those few items I do rate are either things that I genuinely liked or yes, they are posted by internet personae whom I "like," and I'll admit there are quite a few. (Oooooo...asskissery.) This is anything but a secret. Shlongy posts shit. I +2 it. Why? He makes me laugh, in general. Big fucking deal. I've often made fun of my own obsequious ratings.

I drop negative numbers on those few things that offend me. Things that are racist in an unfunny way usually fall into this category. Everything else, I pretty much ignore, unless I'm drunk, which doesn't happen much anymore D_R you cock. In that case, there is no method in the madness.

The other ninety percent of the shit posted is here is pure crap; I ignore it. Why? Because it's seems wholly unproductive to me to get into a unwinnable fight with some childish little twat on the other side.

Now, some little pricks, such as you, get upset at "unwarranted" +2s. Let me remind you, it's a number. Your offense at such meaningless expressions speaks volumes of your maturity level.

You juvenile cunt.

Clear enough for you, numbnuts? I wouldn't take this place so seriously. It makes you look like a loser. The kind with no life.

If you please, post a camwhore so I can laugh at you. I need a picture I can match to this little gem: http://www.ubersite.com/m/112940#2571887

...which also speaks to your level of maturity.

Then tell me I protest too much. That's about the level of witty comeback I would expect from you.



Well this was worth my time.


Apaches are badasses, D_R. Fuck off.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba, you're coming off as an attention starved bitch.
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Linus, think for a minute. I didn't write the post, nor did I call names. Jump on Rob, not on me.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob, thank your lucky stars that there are more folks here than me, Shlongy, Iddqd, D_R, and several others. Otherwise, your posts would have a constant -2. Think about it, little man. . .
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And Fartman. Don't forget Fartman.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

what a stupid fucking post

bubba either slobbers all over your ass or obsessively hates you, there's no in between

and rob berg has got to be one of the most boring motherfuckers on the internet

they must be in cahoots to destroy ubersite with their bullshit

so at least something good will come out of this shitfest

i feel like going through and giving a -2 to every goddamn post linked here, but it's really not worth the effort


Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bubba, you're coming off as an attention starved bitch.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rob, thank your lucky stars that there are more folks here than me, Shlongy, Iddqd, D_R, and several others. Otherwise, your posts would have a constant -2. Think about it, little man. . .

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

that's right I like Bubba

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 23:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

See my point, Rob? You can't seem to refrain from name calling, and your supporters are people like Method and Hadley. The better writers on the site seem to like me, so why do you insist on acting the fool? You insist on calling me an idiot or a fool, but down inside your heathen soul you know better, Yes, you do. Give it up, little man. . .

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Stagger - hand over a link.

What do you think is your best post?



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:57:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just about the worst feud ever.

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It really is.


Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Here's my most "you all missed the point" post http://www.ubersite.com/m/114457
Here's my highest rated post http://www.ubersite.com/m/113797
Here's my most "glad to be alive" post http://www.ubersite.com/m/97593
Here's my (deservedly) least intelligent post http://www.ubersite.com/m/92738

I think it's interesting that as I have to work harder to put thoughts together on the screen or paper, the thoughts that get put together fit together better and thus are more well-received.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:55:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Seriously Bob - what are you hoping to accomplish here?

I happen to think you are a pretty stupid individual. Heck, most of the people on this site also think you are a mouth breathing moron so my opinion seems to be rather qualified.

It's a fair, peer supported assessment - and certainly nothing you do or say proves any sort of point to the contrary.

If my opinion of you bothers you that much - you might want to stay away from my posts. I'm certainly not going to change my opinion of you if you keep up your current string of stupidity.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just about the worst feud ever.
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Stag, this is not a feud. It's a simple case of Rob running his mouth out of turn, as always.


Write some more stories, Stag, You're very good.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:51:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1




Anyone know how to get rid of pests?

I seem to be infected by a Bubba.

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Sure. It's simple as hell. STOP POSTING HORSESHIT!!

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You are attracted to horseshit?
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If I were attracted to horseshit, I would attempt to find you.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:49:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is just about the worst feud ever.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1




Anyone know how to get rid of pests?

I seem to be infected by a Bubba.

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Sure. It's simple as hell. STOP POSTING HORSESHIT!!

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You are attracted to horseshit?




Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1




Anyone know how to get rid of pests?

I seem to be infected by a Bubba.
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Sure. It's simple as hell. STOP POSTING HORSESHIT!!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1




Anyone know how to get rid of pests?

I seem to be infected by a Bubba.




Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Wherefore art Thou, Robert?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha I wouldn't even have checked my posts if I hadn't seen a-doin's a transpirin' on apollo's.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a dirty cunt stagger, you were NOT meant to read the bbc and le quipe or whatever the fuck it was and you were ESPECIALLY NOT meant to read fathead's post FIRST!

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a superstar at the cracker factory.
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My Aunt worked for American Biscuit Corporation. She was a Cracker Packer.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:38:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah man for real.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

me either

hey stagger lee did you hear about ronaldo??
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sigh.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

me either

hey stagger lee did you hear about ronaldo??

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:36:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm a superstar at the cracker factory.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:35:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not me.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Even more name calling. Get a life.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

<blinks>


which guys?

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS GAYING UP ANOTHER POST

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

SHOUTOUT!!!!! Id, you make Robbie look like a moron. Although, a retarded kindergartener could do that... Not to take anything away from you.

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HotWillie's Bubba translator:

"LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME! I GAVE YOU A COMPLIMENT IDDQD! I SHOUTED OUT! SLUUUUURP! SLUUURP. GAWD DAMN I'M STOOPID"













Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:28:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

needs more NSFW material

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THEN PROVIDE IT, JACKASS.
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See whut I mean, Robbie? You can't refrain from namecalling. Get a life.

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I WOULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING GOOD ABOUT MY LIFE, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

why'd you have to start with the name calling apollo. always with the name calling.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

needs more NSFW material

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THEN PROVIDE IT, JACKASS.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.
------------------

Holy shit! Someone other than myself who calls a spade a spade. How totally fucking refreshing. The level of asskissery on this site went off the charts when Lungfish showed up. And that's really saying something, what with the so-called "A Listers" smooching each others bungholes constantly.

He makes me sick. You go DR.


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jeez, what have i gotta do to get a shoutout?
==============
SHOUTOUT!!!!! Id, you make Robbie look like a moron. Although, a retarded kindergartener could do that... Not to take anything away from you.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:22:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops gaynger_gayger

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:21:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

your logic circuits must be glowing up now brian

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.
------------------

Holy shit! Someone other than myself who calls a spade a spade. How totally fucking refreshing. The level of asskissery on this site went off the charts when Lungfish showed up. And that's really saying something, what with the so-called "A Listers" smooching each others bungholes constantly.

He makes me sick. You go DR.
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[jesus, *now* what do I do...I don't want to disappoint Fartman but I don't want to hurt lungfishes feelings either - just EI's. oh no what a quandary. All I wanted was an opportunity to call some people stupid, now if I say nothing I will be no better than the disciples who denounced the manly jesus to the Pharisees, but I don't want to look like a kiss-arse....I still want Fartman's respect...]

Dear Fartman, it is not Lungfish you want, it is EI. Lungfish is drunk all the time and his only friends are apaches - he has an excuse, but EI is a total kiss-arse.

Lungfish, Fartman's right. Lay off the booze and at least disguise your kiss-arsey by singling out a couple of douches and -2nami'ing them. I use steak, locksly and aussi-ants. You can too.

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:17:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

needs more NSFW material

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 22:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bunch of fucking geniuses below

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:54:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.
------------------

Holy shit! Someone other than myself who calls a spade a spade. How totally fucking refreshing. The level of asskissery on this site went off the charts when Lungfish showed up. And that's really saying something, what with the so-called "A Listers" smooching each others bungholes constantly.

He makes me sick. You go DR.


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jeez, what have i gotta do to get a shoutout?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rutro!!! Someone jes call Lunger a kissass.....

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.
------------------

Holy shit! Someone other than myself who calls a spade a spade. How totally fucking refreshing. The level of asskissery on this site went off the charts when Lungfish showed up. And that's really saying something, what with the so-called "A Listers" smooching each others bungholes constantly.

He makes me sick. You go DR.

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought rob was nice to everybody except sam, you know to the point of it being nauseating. No wait that's lungfish. maybe EI....whatever. What a pair of stupid fucks they are anyway.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:06:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and youre genuinely concerned about someone calling you stupid?

it might be time for a lie down.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 21:01:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait, werent you and bubba like best internet mates the other day?

what happen?
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Waht happened? He cannot refrain from calling me stupid, which is fucking stupid in and of itself, because he is the stupid fool.

FUCK OFF, ROBBIE!!!

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:59:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is Heehaw Mccoy down there stinking up the place with his usual ridiculously cringe-worthy "A" material?

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wait, werent you and bubba like best internet mates the other day?

what happen?

Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:43:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/62680

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:20:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


JUST FUCKING STOP, You nasty person.

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: (

I suppose I am being rather nasty to you, Bubba. It's only because you are so god damn stupid.

If you were to smarten up - just a smidge, I would stop.

Promise.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:15:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Robbie, you have two hands. The left cries for attention from the masses.

The right slanders other posters and calls them nasty names.

JUST FUCKING STOP, You nasty person.

Imagine this: One of your posts gets 500 reviews with a perfect +2 rating...

NOT A CHANCE, ROBBIE. :)



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are David Brent dancing.

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I love that guy.




WELL? WHAT IS YOUR LINK, NUT FLICKER?


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:12:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You are David Brent dancing.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:08:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Extremely.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:07:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If any of you are in "cam" distance of rob_berg, you may want to log in so you can see rob's mini-boner right about....NOW.

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I do have a semi.





Is that wrong?



Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:06:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


Bubba being an idiot, again.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:06:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If any of you are in "cam" distance of rob_berg, you may want to log in so you can see rob's mini-boner right about....NOW.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 20:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

STFU, again.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

If this makes you feel better, knock yourself out.

You'll be on the auto -1 list from now on.

That list contains:
You

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I am alarmed at how happy this makes me.

Thanks!


Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SkullBiter (user info) -24 on 12 = -2.00


BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OMFG WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY





Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

If this makes you feel better, knock yourself out.

You'll be on the auto -1 list from now on.

That list contains:
You










.

I HAVE given you some +2's for something...I checked my ratings and you are not a perfect -2.

These people, if you can call them that, are:

God_Is_My_Mate (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
NintendoCzar (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
Despina (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
LazySusan (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
scum101 (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
pbnjams (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
Good (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
perrinweight (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
ah_whatever (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
JDL (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
Targa (user info) -16 on 8 = -2.00
samdy (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
marowak (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
AntiPastaChrist (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
TheCrystalShip (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
Daccory (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
Linus (user info) -18 on 9 = -2.00
Whiplash (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
GrinMan (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
Crayon (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
MouRNIngLoRY (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
freakylady21 (user info) -20 on 10 = -2.00
exposed (user info) -22 on 11 = -2.00
Littlemiss69 (user info) -22 on 11 = -2.00
fruity_tootie (user info) -22 on 11 = -2.00
redbarchetta (user info) -22 on 11 = -2.00
Burn (user info) -22 on 11 = -2.00
Dane1901 (user info) -24 on 12 = -2.00
DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) -24 on 12 = -2.00
finalfrontier (user info) -24 on 12 = -2.00
SkullBiter (user info) -24 on 12 = -2.00
yourwitness (user info) -24 on 12 = -2.00
Bohme (user info) -26 on 13 = -2.00
SPG (user info) -26 on 13 = -2.00
zimm0r (user info) -28 on 14 = -2.00
Ltap (user info) -28 on 14 = -2.00
RoundRobin (user info) -30 on 15 = -2.00
myexstaintstain (user info) -32 on 16 = -2.00
karates_badboy (user info) -32 on 16 = -2.00
Soul-Fly (user info) -32 on 16 = -2.00
Banned_KoolMang (user info) -32 on 16 = -2.00
nate (user info) -34 on 17 = -2.00
daddiesgurl01 (user info) -40 on 20 = -2.00
grandturismo (user info) -40 on 20 = -2.00
jigglypuff (user info) -42 on 21 = -2.00
carolrichards (user info) -48 on 24 = -2.00
CanucksFan (user info) -54 on 27 = -2.00
Kurfsec (user info) -56 on 28 = -2.00
PoloboiGC (user info) -102 on 51 = -2.00



You are a solid -1.62, which puts you in the top 89 percentile.

For more on Shlongy's ratings, visit http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=Shlongy


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:29:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not my most popular or best rated but

http://www.ubersite.com/m/62121

mildly amusing.




Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:26:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Lots of good links here-

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109408

I'm not much of a writer, but the post that I probably enjoyed writing the most was this, because it's for my best friend and I love him and we're awesome.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/86723

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:24:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

all of my stuff is amazing
seriously I crap cherries

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:20:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know when i say that you copy me?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/33786


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though, only kidding, this is always a good post idea.

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WOW.

That is really weird. This site makes me smile.

OK - Now go pick what you consider to be your best piece. Pretty please.


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I signed in as an alter to make you cry (see below). I'll give you a two letter transcript. You ready?


"waaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaa wwaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa"


Pretty darn accurate, eh?

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Um... no.

What about handing out a meaningless rating on an obscure website would make me cry?

I mean, honestly. Are you really that stupid, Simon?

Really?


Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:18:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you know when i say that you copy me?

http://www.ubersite.com/m/33786


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though, only kidding, this is always a good post idea.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, I signed in as an alter to make you cry (see below). I'll give you a two letter transcript. You ready?


"waaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaa wwaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa"


Pretty darn accurate, eh?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not bitter, bro. It's just a dumb post and your retal was the bitch maneuver.

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SO you felt you would sign in as an alter to -2 it?

YOU SURE SHOWED ME!

hehe

you = lame + bitch


Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 19:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I don't blather on that you are an idiot, Bubba - you demonstrate that every single day. I just point it out.

I mean who DOESN'T think you are an idiot? Anyone following along? Bueller?

I never really considered that expression until you pointed it out. "One of the only" is a bit of a contraction... lets go with one of the VERY FEW and go with that.


Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sure he thinks it's funny as well.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, but you are still talking about the sico thing now, hey, haikumikoo? Hmmmm...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:50:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Not bitter, bro. It's just a dumb post and your retal was the bitch maneuver.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:50:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


POOR WIDDLE BUBBA GOT HIS FEELINGS HURT.

Suck it up old man.

I am one of the ONLY fucking people around here that actually appreciates you for who you are. I don't care that you are an idiot - it makes me smile most of the time. Acting like a big cry-baby is just pathetic.

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Blather on that I'm an idiot. Does your wife know how you are? All of Uber does.

You cannot have a decent conversation with me without the name calling.
Who's the idiot here, Rob? Fuck off.

PS: "One of the only?" If one is only, one cannot be 'one of'. Learn to read/write.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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HAHA

Ironic that Ubersite's biggest whore is being a bitter little bitch.


Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/85876

The time I almost slept with a teacher. Enjoy.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you and that retard Bubba were uber pals, guess not.

I thought this was ok, considering it was the first time I ever tried to write anything "serious"

http://www.ubersite.com/m/110295

I liked uber better when I had absolutely no idea who anyone was. It's funny how sico flamed that post thinking I knew, or cared who he was.

Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:45:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


POOR WIDDLE BUBBA GOT HIS FEELINGS HURT.

Suck it up old man.

I am one of the ONLY fucking people around here that actually appreciates you for who you are. I don't care that you are an idiot - it makes me smile most of the time. Acting like a big cry-baby is just pathetic.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:37:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu

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OH STOP FUCKING POUTING.
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You're like the drunk who gets his ass whipped every night. You don't know when to STOP!!!
Iddqd has reamed your ass many times, but you just keep on .licking.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu

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OH STOP FUCKING POUTING.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This one ain't bad because it was the first time I ever sucessfully used MSpaint and photoshop.

Unfortunately, bart turned my artwork into a jpeg but what the hell. I almost won the contest.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101244

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Hey Shlongy - when do I move up to an auto -1?

I understand your need to show consistent disdain for people like me, so I understand the auto rating needs to be in the negatives - but seriously, how about a bump?


Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 15:25:34 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah...I don't think you chatted enough with everyone who left a review.


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oh, piss off shlongy. i learned that trick from you!

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no

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haha

Oh Bubba, if my words 'sting' - then we have ourselves a substantiated example of the truth, in fact, hurting.

You gigantic idiot.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:30:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This one ain't bad because it was the first time I ever sucessfully used MSpaint and photoshop.

Unfortunately, bart turned my artwork into a jpeg but what the hell. I almost won the contest.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/101244

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:41:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

no


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah...I don't think you chatted enough with everyone who left a review.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/99022

my first post didn't get nearly enough attention

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:07:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rob, what is yours? Did you say already?

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I think this is my favoritest post I have done:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93147


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:06:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Without a doubt my truest piece of work:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/93099

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Rob, what is yours? Did you say already?

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-10 18:04:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Like I couldn't come to a post with 'whore' in the title.

I really like this one, it is very recent but very personal and I was really pleased with the lovely response.


http://www.ubersite.com/m/115089


Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/95611

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This one then http://www.ubersite.com/m/111484 probably sums up the mania that is the mind of TToM

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:52:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/109568

People dont think I can write, maybe this little series proved people right but I think not!

Love you Rob Berg.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like I could pick any one out of this goldmine http://www.ubersite.com/u/The_taste_of_Monkeys

I AM YOUR GOD

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COME ON. PICK ONE.

THEMS THE RULES.


Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like I could pick any one out of this goldmine http://www.ubersite.com/u/The_taste_of_Monkeys

I AM YOUR GOD

Submitted by triangle_man (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:41:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You just hit my "easy button"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/112098

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best as in.. best rated? or the one that makes me laugh the hardest because of the reviews?

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Either would be perfectly fine - just give the heads up when you post the link.


Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:26:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/112596

I liked this one. And I'm a total whore.

I'd have been the first one on this, but I couldn't remember the name of it.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/114697

This is my favourite (and also highest-rated, and also the only positively-rated) post. Yes, it sucks.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:05:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www2.ubersite.com/m/40129 lol

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i like all posts by one of my alter: http://www2.ubersite.com/u/vaginaravager
they still make me laugh

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-10 17:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/65654

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:59:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/43786


PS. Fuck off

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/66335

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Has the best overall rating I think :- http://www.ubersite.com/m/76575

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:58:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/94828

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think Caul's Uber-Causerie series is fucking ace.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

my best post: http://www2.ubersite.com/m/113615

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:52:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll do you one better and give you my favorite from three different classifications of posts:

- Favorite song post: "A Show of Hands" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/101290)

- Favorite prose post: "Lectorium Rosicrucianum" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/100442)

- Favorite shit post: "The Shlongy Dance" (http://www.ubersite.com/m/64272)

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:52:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cock.

balls.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

every time i post its my new favorite.. i genuinely laugh at a lot of the comments people make on my posts.


just click the following and read everything.


the ones i've labelled are pretty bosh, too.

http://www.ubersite.com/u/DudethatsBOSH

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-10 16:48:11 EDT (#)
Ranki