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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (View user info) at 2008-03-11 11:59:30 EDT
Im ill, who wants my ticket for Bristol Citys home match against Watford tonight? You will have to pretend you are a student.
p.s this is a top of the clash
p.p.s it's free
p.p.s its better than that pretend football you yanks have
p.p.p.s it kicks off in under 4 hours and its very windy
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-04-03 07:15:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:37:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-03-12 04:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:00:26 EDT (#)
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Oh! Cool beans
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What?
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How's it going lover?
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You make me hot.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:37:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-03-12 04:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:00:26 EDT (#)
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Oh! Cool beans
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What?
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How's it going lover?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2008-03-12 04:39:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:00:26 EDT (#)
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Oh! Cool beans
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What?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-11 17:29:38 EDT (#)
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Why is someone making a batch of muffins in pants?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:39:17 EDT (#)
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nil nil at half time, we have saved a penalty, its all going on!!And im home, on my own. Great.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:15:23 EDT (#)
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Dude, gross.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 14:34:20 EDT (#)
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I'll pass, but I cannot pass on saying that those are two of the worst looking womens asses that I've ever seen.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-11 14:18:54 EDT (#)
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Thanks, but I'm not into rolls of fat spilling over the waistband of pants.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:55:58 EDT (#)
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come on!! theres only 1hr 45 left!!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:10:09 EDT (#)
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well its relevant to me asking
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:08:16 EDT (#)
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No, you can not see my bum. If it is ever relevent I will post dimples. i can't see how it will ever be relevent though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:06:20 EDT (#)
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i think the girl on the right has a funky ass
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:04:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:55:35 GMT (#)
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I think those dimples above the butt are so cute.
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Seconded.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:03:54 EDT (#)
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monster can we see your botty?
Saccy can i see your boobs. And do you want the ticket?
That is all.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:01:22 EDT (#)
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Symapthy +1. Left is a horse and right is absolute retardish.
I'll do'm.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 13:00:26 EDT (#)
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Oh! Cool beans
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:58:16 EDT (#)
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No, not at all. I think they're cute.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:57:07 EDT (#)
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Sacy, are you being sarcastic? I have those dimples. They look a bit funny to me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:55:35 EDT (#)
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I think those dimples above the butt are so cute. I wish I had them.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:54:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 11:14:43 CDT (#)
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It just makes me wonder why how they sell them so cheap?
it's bristol city.
that's how.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:37:30 EDT (#)
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i am actually rated the hottest totty in bristol
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:35:40 EDT (#)
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You know you do Drogo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:34:30 EDT (#)
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I did a search for 'Hot Women from Bristol' and I got pictures of men, and one of Simon Cowell, what the fuck?
Bristol, summed up beautifully: http://youtube.com/watch?v=YI8hmvWNx9U
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:33:06 EDT (#)
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dats Bristol ass right there
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:28:36 EDT (#)
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I do not sing!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:22:59 EDT (#)
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I almost vomited. Poor choice, EI, poor choice of ass indeed.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:22:18 EDT (#)
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Sorry Em, apart from not liking football, I am too far away.
Plus Drogo always starts singing if you take him out in public. It's really embarrassing!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:19:23 EDT (#)
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I have the flu you dickweed, told you. I have been off work for 2 days and I dont think work would be too impressed with me going.
Why arent you paying me for the ticket??
Oh yeah your a scot
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:18:21 EDT (#)
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Why aren't you going? Too cold for you gayboy?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:15:28 EDT (#)
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well its a student price, cheap seats if you may
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:14:43 EDT (#)
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It just makes me wonder why how they sell them so cheap?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:14:34 EDT (#)
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hmmm i wonder if the liverpool match is on telly........
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:13:56 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, i'll be watching liverpool humiliate the might inter milan in a real competition.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:13:55 EDT (#)
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£13 , bargain, well not if you cant go and have paid :(
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:13:18 EDT (#)
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Little M is miles away Em.
Did you pay money for these things?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:13:13 EDT (#)
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get me on my beeper yeah get me on my beeper, beeper , beeper , beeper, woooot
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:11:51 EDT (#)
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this is AMAZING!! no one will take my tickets, hey monster lady your nearish as are you drogo get your asses to the game
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:10:50 EDT (#)
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Now now Em dont take it out on me that no one wants to go and sit in some cold windy wet crappy stadium and watch some crap ass football pansies mince around a field for 90 minutes before going back in to have their hair done.
Probably get cancelled anyway due to a soggy pitch.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:10:24 EDT (#)
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I thought the one on the left was a boy.
El, give them to your girlfriends sister as a 'I want you to like me' bribe.
Hurty, put your last 2 quid on the Loto. Losers with no money, who have the 'I was down to my last pound' story, always win. Not that you are a loser, far from it. Or a chav, 'cos they are always chavs too. So you won't win, not being a loser or a chav.
*puts shovel down*
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:08:59 EDT (#)
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the one on the left is your dad
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:07:54 EDT (#)
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the one on your right is your momma
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:07:02 EDT (#)
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I would have to admit that of the two it would be the one on the right that would take my fancy, if I had too. The one on the left just has no butt.
If this is what Bristol has to offer Em then this is sorry news indeed.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:06:57 EDT (#)
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i cant believe there arent any takers............i have faith in shlongy though
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:05:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:01:58 GMT (#)
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Could you not get some nicer asses?
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The one on the right is particularly awful, mainly due to unflattering clothes choice I feel, but still.
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No way, the one on the right is a muffin-top I love it. We large men find that particularly attractive. Not thin enough to shun us, but chubby enough to have low self esteem. My fucking bread and butter. BOO YAH
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:05:04 EDT (#)
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I have about £2 in my bank account, can't make it. And since moving back to Newcastle I've abandoned Colchester in favour of watching Newcastle get beaten week in, week out again. Here's to more years of misery and cold in St. James' Park!
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:03:41 EDT (#)
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come on hurty , get your ass to Bristol and see some free football, better than killie or colchester
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:03:27 EDT (#)
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If I lived on the same continent then surely I would take you up on it.
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If you lived on the same continent you would know that Bristol is NOT somewhere you should be in a hurry to get to!
Although it is the proverbial six-pointer.
+2 for bums.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:03:01 EDT (#)
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no nicer asses drogo, these are bristol asses, the best we have. so dont be mean.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:02:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 16:01:58 GMT (#)
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Could you not get some nicer asses?
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The one on the right is particularly awful, mainly due to unflattering clothes choice I feel, but still.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:02:24 EDT (#)
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oh thats a shame, in added news microsoft banned my xbox because it had been chipped before i bought it and i cant get it unbanned, seriousLY!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:01:58 EDT (#)
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Could you not get some nicer asses?
What is this FootBall?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:01:12 EDT (#)
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+2 for ass
If I lived on the same continent then surely I would take you up on it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-11 12:01:05 EDT (#)
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roll up , roll up.....