Insurgent Monkey's Dream (378 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.29 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by UCSBguy (View user info) at 2008-03-11 20:19:46 EDT
Ihad one hell of a dream last night. I dreamt that I was a commando sieging a mansion full of insurgent monkeys. Monkeys were crazy and at the end of the dream we have a monkey-man peace conference in which the head monkey signed papers of surrender. We ended up not trusting the monkeys and killing them anyways. Some hippie protestors got mad at us and we had to revive the monkeys. We revived the monkeys somehow but they were zombies monkeys, that's when I woke up
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-12 06:22:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Gay.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-12 05:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know it's shit, but it raised a smile for me this morning. I have no answer for why this is
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-12 03:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
bye bye
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:31:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go monkey-fuck yourself.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh, well that clears up the confusion.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:47:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:45:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, beeltea, I typed "undervalued" when I meant "gay".
"Gay, dead, gay, lying monkey" is what that line should read. Mea culpa.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:37:24 EDT (#)
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i;m with skrap except for the "undervalued" part
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
According to http://www.dreammoods.com
To see a monkey in your dream, symbolizes deceit people are working to advance their own interest. Monkeys also symbolize a playful and mischievous side of your own personality or an immature attitude.
To dream that you bargained or negotiated, indicates that you are being undervalued. Perhaps you are not putting in as much effort into a project or relationship as you should be. Consider the symbolism of the item and how you feel about it in your dream
To see or dream of zombies suggests that you are physically and/or emotionally detached from people and situations that are currently surrounding you. You are feeling out of touch. Alternatively, it may indicate that you are feeling dead inside and are simply going through the motions of daily living
In summary: You're gay. A gay, dead, undervalued lying monkey.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:33:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Zombie monkeys?
Phil, grab the bannana cannon. Our worst fears have come to pass.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 20:27:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thank you for sharing! Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give it a NEGATIVE (not minus, you cretins) TWO.
Hey, and on an entirely unrelated note, fuck you shlongy.