One of my child hood dreams is shattered (764 hits)
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Submitted by Indoninja (View user info) at 2008-03-11 23:25:35 EDT
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Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:15:06 EDT (#)
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My head just asploded!
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-14 00:03:13 EDT (#)
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the last words of Admiral Ackbar being...
"It's a trap! Mayday, mayday! We're going....(EXPLODE)
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LOLZ
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:35:24 EDT (#)
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They'd melt. truth.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:09:41 PDT (#)
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jesus people, go outside.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:09:41 EDT (#)
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jesus people, go outside.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:50:33 EDT (#)
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You have one of those cell phone plans you don't have to think about don't you?
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:00:28 EDT (#)
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See... but Luke escaped. Now, which Luke do you want escaping? Good Luke or Bad Luke? Therefore, it did matter. If he would have been blown up, it would not have mattered.
I like Star Wars. I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:29:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:20:48 EDT (#)
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LOL THANKS BUBBA. YOUR VOCABULARY IS SUPER IMPRESSIVE.
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SHHHHH.
Don't pick on the old guy - he'll show up like a bad stink and awkwardly hang around boring and confusing the fuck out of the kids.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:20:48 EDT (#)
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LOL THANKS BUBBA. YOUR VOCABULARY IS SUPER IMPRESSIVE.
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:56:26 EDT (#)
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just remember, if you happen to know when the enemy commander is going to be at his superpowered yet still overly vulnerable new weapon.
it's probably a trap
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:04:28 EDT (#)
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The true "...one who would bring balance to the force." was, in fact, Anakin/Vader. In Episode 3, he balanced things down to 2 Jedi (Yoda and Kenobi) and 2 Sith (Himself and Sidious). Sounds like perfect balance.
I am so nerdy...
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:23:02 EDT (#)
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I find your lack of faith disturbing...
-2 CHOKE
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This review is extra spectacular.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:54:20 EDT (#)
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Dripping with supercilious pretension, below.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:14:19 EDT (#)
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I think I might be the only person on earth who has never watched a Star Wars movie all the way through. Except for Episode 1 or whatever it was called... which sucked balls beyond all comprehension.
During the movie, I kept looking around at the people around me wondering if we were all watching the same movie, and if we were, why people hadn't started throwing rotten tomatoes at the screen. The acting was Skinemax-bad and there were about 15,000 extraneous characters and subplots.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:23:02 EDT (#)
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I find your lack of faith disturbing...
-2 CHOKE
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:07:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-03-12 09:53:03 EDT (#)
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Spolier alert!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 07:34:50 EDT (#)
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I was thoroughly disappointed as well....in this post.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-12 06:25:23 EDT (#)
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Crappiest Star Wars post ever?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-03-12 05:43:26 EDT (#)
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zzz
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-12 02:30:12 EDT (#)
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Yeah, but how can old biff steal the time machine, change the past, then return to marty and doc's timeline in the future?
and how can marty and jennifer see themselves in the future if they left the past. there is no version of them to grow old and live in the future, that version left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 02:05:37 EDT (#)
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I think this might be my very favorite indoninja post, like... ever.
NERD.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:59:25 EDT (#)
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im sorry, you used 'cool' and 'internet' in the same sentence?
i dont follow your meaning...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:57:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:23:11 EDT (#)
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fun fact: talking about star wars on the internet renders your genitalia completely useless. the process is permanent and irreparable.
enjoy life as an asexual snail.
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from the guy who names himself after a code on a video game.
i am sure you are the one to go to for advice about wat is "cool" on the internet.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:52:47 EDT (#)
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u guys r so ghey
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:23:11 EDT (#)
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fun fact: talking about star wars on the internet renders your genitalia completely useless. the process is permanent and irreparable.
enjoy life as an asexual snail.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:59:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:40:31 EDT (#)
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incorrect.
The true balance of the force hung in the battle between Darth & Luke. Had Luke failed, so would the rebels, and the death star would have stayed intact. That is the whole point and theme of the entire trilogy. Do you not get that?
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That is what I thought the theme was, but watch it again.
Luke, Darth, the Emperor weren't doing shit on Endor when the shield came down and wouldn't have had time to do shit if they were to turn Luke dark.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:52:39 EDT (#)
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This is retarded on many levels.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:40:31 EDT (#)
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incorrect.
The true balance of the force hung in the battle between Darth & Luke. Had Luke failed, so would the rebels, and the death star would have stayed intact. That is the whole point and theme of the entire trilogy. Do you not get that?
Oh god this is so nerdly i'm going to kill little sally after this post.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:28:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:07:16 EDT (#)
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i disagree, on multiple points.
First, the forest moon was the shield generator. Han had to take out the shield before the death star could be destroyed. Luke was on the forest moon at the time, taking out several storm troopers in the process. Without Mark Hamill's brilliant acting, the e-woks would have just made a mess of everything. They would have roasted Han and Chewbacca and feasted on their flesh.
The ewoks had to be contained and organized. Luke did that via jedi mind trick. Do you know how to jedi mind trick? I didn't think so.
Without Luke on Endor, C3PO would have never been worshiped as a god; Han, Chewie, and Luke would have been roasted, and the Empire would have risen as triumphant, the last words of Admiral Ackbar being...
"It's a trap! Mayday, mayday! We're going....(EXPLODE)
So obviously your theory is total shit.
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Luke's force abilities did help on Endor, but with better planning they wouldn't have needed him. And when he traveled to the death star the shield was still up.
But you are missing my main point. It didn't matter if he stayed good, or turned bad. The balance of the force didn't matter because the death star was going to get blown up and if luke stayed and became evil he would have been blasted as well.
The real Hero was Ackbar, Lando and the bothan spies who got the info. Who got no credit because they were a fucking fish, a black man and bothans. Even the rebels were racists.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:07:16 EDT (#)
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i disagree, on multiple points.
First, the forest moon was the shield generator. Han had to take out the shield before the death star could be destroyed. Luke was on the forest moon at the time, taking out several storm troopers in the process. Without Mark Hamill's brilliant acting, the e-woks would have just made a mess of everything. They would have roasted Han and Chewbacca and feasted on their flesh.
The ewoks had to be contained and organized. Luke did that via jedi mind trick. Do you know how to jedi mind trick? I didn't think so.
Without Luke on Endor, C3PO would have never been worshiped as a god; Han, Chewie, and Luke would have been roasted, and the Empire would have risen as triumphant, the last words of Admiral Ackbar being...
"It's a trap! Mayday, mayday! We're going....(EXPLODE)
So obviously your theory is total shit.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:31:52 EDT (#)
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Never saw "Return of the Jedi" and never will.
So knock off the fucking generalizations, Geek-O.