Why I own you faggots (+ Camwhore! (1093 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -0.94 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Raptor Jesus (View user info) at 2008-03-11 23:31:03 EDT
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
Shit was so cash, huh?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:38:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're vying for worst alter ever.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:43:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope your not an alter
i hope you are really just that full of yourself
makes it all the better when you realize
that all your life is for not
your just gunna die
warm happy thoughts
asshats dieing
Submitted by Entaran (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sure i've seen her in a movie somewhere.... how much did she cost for the night?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:04:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh for fuck sake, why do you fucking MORONS allow this shit to get heat? its possibly the worst attempt at being an alter EVER, and you still bother to leave lame insults at an imaginary person.
course, now ive also added to the shit pile, but fuck you people shit me.
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because i hate new jersey. it's fun to hate people like this alter is pretending to be.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
new jersey sucks
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:03:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
dirty guinnea. go back to pretending to be related to someone who once blew someone who worked for the mafia you fucking wop guido motherfucker.
/alter.
Submitted by DanielJackings (user info) at 2008-03-13 01:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:59:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
NSYNC GOT BACK TOGETHER????
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh for fuck sake, why do you fucking MORONS allow this shit to get heat? its possibly the worst attempt at being an alter EVER, and you still bother to leave lame insults at an imaginary person.
course, now ive also added to the shit pile, but fuck you people shit me.
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WWW.hotchickswithdouchebags.com Auto +2
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:20:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
photoshopped alter piece of shit
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:31:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A swing...
...and a miss.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-12 18:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that chick is painted up like a clown and has the face of a pug. the spray-on tan isn't all that attractive either.
i'd still fuck her though.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-12 17:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Kudos to you for circulating the inboxes of a billion people about 5 years ago.
Man tans are gay, no discussion will be entered into.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:20:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Lay off the vitamin C people
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:11:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:01:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why the fuck are you so orange.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:57:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is why cloning never works.
*dun dun dun da da dun dun*
*dun dun dun da da dun dun*
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it...
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:50:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
PS. .which one is the chick?
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Is Pentameter still dating that Donkey guy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
In other news, what's a tanning membership go for now-a-days?
Submitted by someone (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:18:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok, this made me laugh SO HARD (including reviews) that I just can't give it anything less then a +2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:17:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Fake blond, fake tits. Only fags wear jewelry.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:04:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're kind of an intolerable douche.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:45:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
been done before.
and much better....
http://www.ubersite.com/m/78653
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
congratulations you look like a fag
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:25:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're certainly more than welcome to try.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:09:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice post.
I like when I see all 3 feet of shlongy getting a puffed up chest on uber like he could actually fight his way out of an invisible bag let alone have the balls to punch someone in the throat without fear of being stamped by a librarian.
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LOL
even i could beat up shlongy, but i was taught that it's wrong to hit "little people"
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:02:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahahahaha
PWN3D!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're right, I'm a virgin = (
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:25:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHAHA
the internet is great, eh?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
0/10
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:20:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you took time out of your busy schedule of shagging hot chicks and being a football star to hop on our little website and tell us we're all toolbags, huh?
glad to know it's that important to you.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice post.
I like when I see all 3 feet of shlongy getting a puffed up chest on uber like he could actually fight his way out of an invisible bag let alone have the balls to punch someone in the throat without fear of being stamped by a librarian.
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Alter owner right here.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:56:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not "puffed up" at all Doughboy.
I'm sitting here as calmly as blades of grass in the summer breeze...stating fact after fact.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
OMG ORANGE PEOPLE FROM MARS
CALL THE MILITARY!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:49:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice post.
I like when I see all 3 feet of shlongy getting a puffed up chest on uber like he could actually fight his way out of an invisible bag let alone have the balls to punch someone in the throat without fear of being stamped by a librarian.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:36:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Every time I see a fag that looks like that - or "like you" in this case - at a bar or a sporting event or something, without warning, I usually walk up to him and punch him in the throat.
Then, I drag his broad into the hopper and force her to suck me off.
After that, I wash my hands and return to dinner with Mrs. Shlongy, or go back to my seat at the game and ask Mrs. Shlongy what I missed.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
fucking perfect candidateif I ever saw one
kiss the fattest part of my fucking ass toolbag.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:19:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hehehehe This kind of unhappy alter never gets old. Imagine taking your 'Real Doll' out to the pub with you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:18:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
KILL IT!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:56:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oompas arent usually this tall are they?
or
Holy fuck. When you guys were eating cheetos did any of them HIT YOUR MOUTH?
or
Fuck off orange man.
Fuck you.
Facker.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:08:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
good bye
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 01:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Sweet tan.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This is retarded on many levels.
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hey ucsb guy, take your own advice!
Submitted by UCSBguy (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:33:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice post from Jersey freak shows. Take gun put in mouth.
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:24:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I used to fuck that bitch. How's my cum taste?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Damn! That girl wearing enough makeup? Somewhere there's a wall that needs spackling.
Submitted by HateMudkips (user info) at 2008-03-12 00:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow. Good job on microwaving an old, (shitty) copypasta/forced meme from 4chan. You're so progressive.
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:52:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
the grayest of the gooses sip RUSSIAN STANDARD
you poser
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:50:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i'm not an alter
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
excellent greeting!
Beautiful tan! Where did you get that? Inquiring minds, you know;
want to know.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice guido picture. Tell your girl to get collagen in her lips so they're bigger than yours.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:33:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Post a photo of yourself holding a banana with a sign that says "+2".
Until then, no-one heat up this tired, tired alter.
Please, no more reviews after this.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-11 23:32:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Congratulations! You're an alter!