McCain vs Obama fact sheet... (557 hits)
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Submitted by Isaac Tootin (View user info) at 2008-03-12 03:24:42 EDT
John Mccain supports a never ending shit basket war and wants to imperialize the middle east not unlike a reckless child playing Risk*
It is impossible to hold Asia in that game for very long
Obama sees the highly charged atmosphere that an American presence brings to the Middle East and wants to correct a problem that McCain minded people got us in in the first place.
Side note: McCain wants to bomb Iran...
and probably Lebanon...
and Syria might be in trouble...
Yemen?
Jordan could be in better shape...
Venezuela will be bombed by him for sure.
He also clubs new born seals and uses there brain fluids to fuel his desk lamp...
also it is fun for him.
Obama doesn't club seals, he thinks it is "patently absurd"
John McCain failed 3rd grade twice so they sent him back to second grade
Obama passed third grade so ferociously they let him skip ahead to 8th
Obama also has a 13 inch penis that is always hard....
hard like is diamonds got boners...
boners that were discernibly more hard than the rest of their "bodies?" ...I guess. Something like that
Oh, and McCain has a limp vagina, well... It's not technically a vagina its more like a porous spongy area where used body fluids condense until wiped away by a rag or a gay tongue.
What is apparent that John McCain has no penis and pees more like a primitive amphibious creature....
It's quite foul.
Anyways these are the facts...
Vote wisely America... We choose our own destiny!
"I need to wipe my urine osmosis from my pubic sponge!"
John McCain
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:38:59 EDT (#)
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pressure drop
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-12 22:24:22 EDT (#)
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Congrats on B@W
Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:52:18 EDT (#)
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Weaksauce.
Submitted by icanbecool (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:39:57 EDT (#)
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Not really a fact sheet, more I make stuff up and pretend it is true sheet.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:28:38 EDT (#)
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heh.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-12 13:24:24 EDT (#)
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Really fucking funny.
Submitted by darkwulffe (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:54:43 EDT (#)
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-2 content
+1 picture
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:14:48 EDT (#)
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you left out the part where obama's a raghead
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:30:54 EDT (#)
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Needs more wit.
Submitted by BlazinBull (user info) at 2008-03-12 10:02:45 EDT (#)
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Obama supports partial-birth abortions. Disgusting.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-12 09:29:04 EDT (#)
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This amused me. I think it might have been meant as satire, and also that picture kicks ass.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-12 08:31:45 EDT (#)
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He looks like he is having a serious tug on his wang
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-12 08:25:34 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-12 08:25:23 EDT (#)
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there?
Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-03-12 08:01:25 EDT (#)
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No
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 07:04:26 EDT (#)
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Or weak sauce even.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 07:04:08 EDT (#)
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If you are going to do a fact sheet it would behoove you not to include your biased, tree hugging, hippie opinion. I'm definitely not a Republican but this was week sauce.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-12 07:01:45 EDT (#)
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?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-12 06:27:47 EDT (#)
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I'm sorry, I don't collect Pokemon.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2008-03-12 06:04:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-12 03:40:35 EDT (#)
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this post sucked, but that picture is awesome. he looks like hes got an m60 clutched in his decrepit hands and is just mowing down gook, after gook, after screaming, evil gook without the slightest trace of pity or mercy in his marbled, be-cataracted eyes.