The Perfect World Plan. (533 hits)
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Submitted by drogoroch (View user info) at 2008-03-12 11:23:04 EDT
What a perfect world it will be when we evolve: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115486
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"Welcome to PolyAmory. We would say that we hope you enjoy your stay, but seeing as we are highly evolved humans without irritating emotions we don't even know what hope is. So stay with us and do something along the lines of 'Enjoy', if you have some race memory of what that is.
You have been assigned sleeping area A-Turquoise. All our sleeping areas are prefixed with the letter A, to show that none of them are more important than any other they are equal as we all are in PolyAmory, apart from the Leader of course.
Your work will commence at the Sunshine Wonderful and Amazing Sanitation Department at 9am, please ensure that you are at the Sugar land Sweetness train by 08:30hrs to arrive in time. Failure to meet this time will result in you missing the start of your sanitation assignment, which will result in absolutely no ramifications against you at all.
You may be pleased to know that today is what used to be referred to as a cloudy or, as we now call it, 'A Little Less Sun' day. Of course if you are feeling pleased at this then please report to an emotion reassignment centre to have this feeling removed as we know how those emotions can get the better of you.
This evening is Partner Swap time so ensure you are at the Big Pool of Loveliness in time for the start at 21:00hrs. You obviously do not have a partner to 'Swap' but one will be assigned to you. You will then be free to take your new partner right there and then next to the pool. Please ensure than ejaculate is not spilled inside your partner as you have not been cleared for breeding as yet. If by chance you do have a mishap please report this immediately and your partner shall be removed in order to be sanitised. We trust that your period of congress shall be completely emotionless.
If, during the swap you see a person of different, or same, sex that you would like to mate with then please try to be patient. Please do not allow yourself to become frustrated that someone else is enjoying time with someone that you want to be with. Your turn will come in due course. Report all displays of emotion or feelings immediately.
You will, at some point, be required to join in a Child Education Guidance meeting. Do not allow unnecessary emotion to affect you during this time. Remember that all the children here are 'Your' children. One day a decision will be reached in one of these meetings we are sure.
All that remains is for me to say 'Welcome'. I will not look forward to meeting you as I wouldn't know how too.
You may now get Naked."
User Reviews
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-04-02 10:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ Drogo, you are gullible. I'm not, certainly, not FTB but it was his idea of April Fool's I guess.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
for knowing what a Sleestak is.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:09:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok. Odd.
Drogo, really love, don't encourage the little pigglet. He will only come and snuffle at your boots more.
Though pigglet snuffling is alarmingly pleasent (so I heard). Really though, don't do it.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 05:23:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-13 05:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good story and excellent camwhore.
so the stereotype of rotten british teeth is a falicy...
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Mate, my girlfriends father is a Dentist teeth aren't my problem. They are all mine and still have no fillings after 30 years.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-13 05:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good story and excellent camwhore.
so the stereotype of rotten british teeth is a falicy...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am always naked reading your posts. And slightly moist.
I keep reading polyamory as Ballamory.
Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-12 19:05:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was already naked. but thanks for the permission.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:07:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-12 15:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i would rate this but I don't have any feelings about it whatsoever.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:34:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
geek below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:23:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I figured it out...thanks to all the help drogo presented. If you hit ctrl + "=" or "+" in Mozilla then it gives you a larger font size that appears to be a different font size altogether. How this happened is beyond me but you can fix it by pressing the ctrl + "-" size to fix it.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-12 14:21:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This mostly sounds like paradise.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-12 12:03:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It was pretty good.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:49:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont think so Sico.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did the font fucking change on this site or not?
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-12 11:31:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm H A P P Y
I'm H A P P Y
I know I am
He says I am
I'M H A P P Y!