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i just died a little inside (613 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: -0.73 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-13 02:00:21 EDT


so earlier today i was kick'n it at homegirls crib

when in comes nick

nick says booze

i say where

and we search for money

i get homegirl ta spot me a 5

we return bottles

drive from mich and 275 all the way out ta 7 and farmington (not really that far) but i will pretend it was a journey


we get to the chill spot call up his mans



and bam

no man my girl says nobody in the house tonight


my heart has never been so broken

i feel betrayed

lost

hurt

i think ima cry myself to sleep

and then i remember



tomarrow after work this will be me

what a way ta go.jpg (28 kB)

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Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Big bear will get you drunk!

Big bear.

What the fuck were you drinking on 5 bucks? OE nigga? Maybe some pabst?
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5
+
5
+10
=
20

prolly a half gallon of some shit

castillo and some faygo

not nice but it gets the job done

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

:(

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:25:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

my heart has never been so broken



Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:45:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Big bear will get you drunk!

Big bear.

What the fuck were you drinking on 5 bucks? OE nigga? Maybe some pabst?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

did i say girlfriend?


i said homegirl

just cause we mess around a little dosen't mean shes my girl

yet

plus i didnt ask for 5 she was kind enough ta give me 5







Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:11:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you have to borrow $5 from your girlfriend so you can go get drunk?

winner.



Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

fair enough




Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:53:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Joe it's weird because I just never realized you were from michigan.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yoda(ism) below

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:32:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good post 8 Mile

----

ahem

we were going ta 7 mile

asshat




and the last comment was for the schlongy not you

you amuse me not

you amuse me even less ltap

which is hard

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if only i could bring myself ta hate you

but your just so damn amusing



your insults have seemed to be lacking of late

too much pussy makes you soft and feeble minded







or so they say

Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:27:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Good post 8 Mile.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:22:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fair enough...you still "sound" like one to me in your posts.

I realize it's a character - it's just not one I'm enjoying. MY BAD!

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

if only you knew the hate i harboured for wiggers



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:07:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Joe...I just don't like wiggers (or Eminem) and you sound like one.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

not offended because i know there are some people not just me peers

that get it

like i said its not that hard

plus i dont think i've ever met a single person in my life that spoke straight english

but at least you dont think im try'n to be a nigger

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:52:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry but I couldnt read this. Is it in English?
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nope
--

Thank god for that I thought that maybe I had stopped understanding English or something.

I'm afraid that making up a little language is all very clever and stuff when you are having imaginary Tea and cakes with Bunny and Rainbow bear, but sooner or later you will have to learn a real language.

I'm glad that you arent offended or anything by my lack of understanding, i'm sure you are a real hit with your peer group.

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry but I couldnt read this. Is it in English?
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nope


an it really isnt that hard to read

what little write'n style i do have, im not changing for the sake of ya'll

if ya cant follow just -2 me and be on your way

i really dont care

just have to reiterate my not careingness (i know its not a word, fuck off) from time ta time

cause you folks dont seem ta get it


and corn

born an' raised in the great state o michigan

i dunt see how its weird

maybe i missed something

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

mildly ammusing picture but this sounds as though it were writtten by some sixteen year old douche nozzel.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:44:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

God I hate this guy/slut/thing's posts

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

woah, you live in michigan? WEIRDDDDDD

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry but I couldnt read this. Is it in English?
-----
I'm not sorry in the least that I couldn't read it. It's not edgy urban language, the language of youth, streetspeke, or anything at all. It's gibberish.

If you posted this because you had something you wanted us to read, do us a favor: rewrite the text in actual English so we can understand what you're trying to communicate. If it's good or at least entertaining, it'll get read. If, on the other hand, you posted this because you're a complete prong that thinks simply drinking enough to pass out is equivalent to accomplishing a goal, then don't bother rewriting. Open your bottle and crawl in, and retighten the screw-on cap behind you.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:43:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Can you do us all a favour and die a little more? and a little more? and a little more? Don't worry, we'll bury you.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 06:46:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 04:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm sorry but I couldnt read this. Is it in English?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This is like found poetry.

Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-13 02:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Groovy daddy-o, frantic, snap fingers, act like a negro, etc..


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