SPT Sofia Vergara: My New Crush (825 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.32 on 47 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-03-13 07:40:15 EDT
It's not important what you do or did to become noticed.
What is important is that I'd crawl over two miles of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie.
What is important is that I'd eat the SHIT out of your CORN.
What is important is that your daddy had sex with a carrot because you've got great eyes.
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Ssssshhhhh, don't talk now, baby, daddy's busy.
I'm in e-love.
Enjoy.
User Reviews
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:55:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yes, she is fucking hot.
If you want to see her actually move, she's in Chasing Papi. Delightfully brainless and with skimpy clothes.
Now if you can find some nude pics, I'll give you a +2.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-14 15:26:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
here's what happens when you're nice to girls instead getting the upperhand by treating them like scum- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrG60AOSuIk&NR=1
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-14 15:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Paul Rudd acts like the douchy guy Mystery (http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/ilovetowatch/images/mystery.jpg) that shows shy, nerdy guys how to pick up women and his name is Alias in the skit. he takes nerdy David Wain and teaches him. they go into a clothing store and Alias walks up to a girl and says "nice hair". she's like "thanks...." and he says "it's silky as shit". then she seems to get offended and he says "is it even real? what is that, a weave?" then she gets really horny and jumps on him and starts making out with him. then he pushes her off and she goes "call me!" and he says "doubt it!" and she gives him her number and he pretends to wipe his ass with it and throws it down. then David Wain tries with another girl and starts telling her the jacket she's looking at is too small because she's "got a few extra pounds". she's like "what?!?!" and he goes, "yeah, you're a real chunky bitch". she jumps on him and starts making out with him. that's like half of it. i'm not typing out the rest. you gotta watch it when you get home. it's awesome.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-14 15:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hidden...I can't see the video at work, give me the gist if you will.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well whadaya know.
Huh.
I am enlightend.
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although the video is meant to be funny, in my personal experience every time i'm nice to a girl she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. every time i treat a girl like dirt, she can't get enough of me. it's fucked up but it works every time. oh well, i don't have a problem with it; womanizing is fun!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:48:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat?! Boobs too big?! Face like a man?!
*dies*
Hahahahahaha!
And yes, she's weight-watchers material...
Greetz to all the big lady's, i love your words.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well whadaya know.
Huh.
I am enlightend.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-14 11:03:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
the reason guys are putting this chick down is because they know something the average guy doesn't...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgsHV9FEJdU&feature=related
works every time.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat?! Boobs too big?! Face like a man?!
*dies*
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:06:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
holy
shit
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Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-14 02:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I charged one to her
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She definitely falls into the "not bad" category
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:47:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Boobs are too large"???
What a bunch of mos...
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Amen. tits are great.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
very hot.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:20:25 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:40:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's way to fat.You can have this one.
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Fat?????????????????????????
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:38:41 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Regina Spektor gives Chuck Norris hemorrhoids.
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I cannot stand that cunt and the recent barrage of women with average voices playing simple, uninteresting melodies on pianos.
What is with all these women trying to make me hear their crappy music, read their awful books, and listen to their U.S. health care plans?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:40:02 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's way to fat.You can have this one.
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Fat?????????????????????????
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:39:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
well, she's nice but theres nothing WOW about her but obviously no one on this website would ever say no. Personally, I would choose someone witha bit more va va voom!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:40:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
She's way to fat.You can have this one.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Before Emily = Linus = Rob_Berg not that it's a secret.
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Fail.
Rob Berg = Rob Berg.
PS- if it makes you feel better to think there are less people out there who find you to be a sad, pathetic waste of time - you could always try, I don't know, NOT being such a douche.
But where would the fun be in that?
You thrive off of being the best idiot you can be. It's all about goals, people.
ps - hot chick +2!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:12:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm sure you'll have her
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:07:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plus fucking two
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:04:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh I'd sleep with her alright.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:49:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ps, poster is a moron
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe it's iddqd who always says this, but he apparently isn't here right now, so i'll have to cover for him:
i love how all you interent lotharios are able to pick apart this obviously attractive woman's looks. i mean, i know that the residents of uberville are totally banging chicks WAAAY hotter than this on an hourly basis, but she's at least a 2, right? c'mon, guys, cut her some slack. we know YOU wouldn't sleep with her, but she's okay when it comes to like, star wars geeks or larpers, right?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Don't flatter yourself, Fatboy...I'm not conversing with you.
I'm amusing myself. You have to be at a certain intellectual level to enjoy my chatter.
You're not there.
You're not close.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:16:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Engaging in any conversation with you has become incredibly boring. You are retired recycling plant, Jonas.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
They're almost as big as Mrs. Shlongy's.
Of course, Mrs. Shlongy is 5' tall and weighs 105 pounds so I'm pretty certain I could handle those jugs...again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's what the fuck I thought. Shlongy, they might be bigger than you, though.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Boobs are too large"???
What a bunch of mos...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:45:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Am I the only one that thinks this bitch has an incredibly mannish face? No?
Weird...
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He's right. If you put your hands over the hair and her body so all you can see is the face then she looks rather a lot like me! With better skin of course.
hmm...
*adds another reason never to visit Sicosemen to the list*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 11:29:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i hope she has a good personality...
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:39:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
years of spanish tv.....
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:12:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haiku...there's nothing wrong with staring a woman in the face and romanticizing about Amadeus Wolfgang Mozart.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:09:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Am I the only one that thinks this bitch has an incredibly mannish face? No?
Weird...
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:51:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I normally +2 something as hot as that, but
1. this is a sicosemen post (I didn't even know he liked women, I thought he was just some weird eunuch)
2. Her boobs are just too large and flabby. There, I said it.
3. She has something weird about her face... her lips are a bit too large and wide and her face is strangely shaped.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:41:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice butt. Boobs are too big. Face looks like my ex-wife's, which might mean she won't age very well.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:21:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:37 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Craiiiig Daaavid had a piece of that so she's spoiled goods.
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Shit, that fucking sucks.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:17:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Craiiiig Daaavid had a piece of that so she's spoiled goods.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Haudrey, breaking news stories since the early 1910's.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:17:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're an idiot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
She's hot. You're the opposite.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I can see some attraction. Who is she?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You wish, alterboy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:46:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Before Emily = Linus = Rob_Berg not that it's a secret.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-13 07:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Must you post daily, Hypospadias?