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SPT: Ladies Of The Night (720 hits)

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Rating: 0.42 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by PLANETARIUM (View user info) at 2008-03-13 08:32:24 EDT




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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:31:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=45024326



just in case anyone wants it.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:13:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20183779,00.html

is this the same girl?!?!?!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:24:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, at least she wasn't some cookie-cutter blonde whore, I can respect a man who goes for the brunette whores.
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What is wrong with blondes? :(

Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:55:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You think she'd make more doing porn and stripping?

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i don't much like those pictures with the supposed-to-be-funny captions

i suggest finding a strange news story and posting your thoughts about it like everyone else

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:45:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:42:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would expect Shlongy that a good scotch and perhaps a new visor would be sufficient yes?
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HAHA, try two hits of acid, a coconut air freshener and that tranny from bubbas fantasy.
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sounds like an average friday night....

I mean wait...

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:42:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would expect Shlongy that a good scotch and perhaps a new visor would be sufficient yes?
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HAHA, try two hits of acid, a coconut air freshener and that tranny from bubbas fantasy.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


heh


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:26:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would expect Shlongy that a good scotch and perhaps a new visor would be sufficient yes?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She can pay me a lot less than 1k to fuck her. It's negotiable.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:01:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you are correct sir, I can tell you that I dont think any broad is worth 1k an hour. I mean how good can pussy possibly be? The best orgasms only last moments anyways.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:56:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GOD DAMN IT. She isnt that hot.

A fucking loud and resounding meh.



Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:55:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well, true that I suppose. She just dosent "do" that for me I guess.

I would hit it.

Not for 1k an hour.

Why pay for sex when its freeeeeeeeeee?


Plus girls getting paid 1k for an hour of sex? Thats fucking ridiculous. Stupid cunts, thats so fucked.



Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:43:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's kind of cute in an "I will slurp up every last drop of your man juice and then STILL let fuck me for as long as you want WHILE you watch SportsCenter" kind of way.
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exactly


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:30:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's kind of cute in an "I will slurp up every last drop of your man juice and then STILL let fuck me for as long as you want WHILE you watch SportsCenter" kind of way.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:19:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She is an ugly whore no?
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Damn SB, how hot are these bitches your fucking? are they Shlongy level bitch hot?

I mean she is a whore, but I wouldnt go so far as to call a broad ugly.

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:12:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She is an ugly whore no?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 12:04:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm pretty sure I fucked that broad a while back.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

$1000 an hour. Holy shit I'm going to have to ask for more pocket money, or maybe even get a job!!! NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hang on a minute maybe I could sell myself for $1000 an hour. Yeah that would be great, I bet all my customers would be good looking ladies seeking a little bit of companionship. Then I could get a drugs habbit, like I've read about, and maybe take up Gay! Life plan sorted.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:14:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I think you meant, "ruin", also, wow, that's really her?

He violated federal law (the whole train from NY to D.C. thing) for THAT?

Well, at least she wasn't some cookie-cutter blonde whore, I can respect a man who goes for the brunette whores.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:03:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'd happily fuck her, but I wouldn't pay for it.


Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:03:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Drogo she actually IS a real whore!

she is the hooker that was sleeping with governor Spitzer from New York.

1000 dollars an hour gets you that.

Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I quite like the look of her. Is she a real Whore? If so do we have contact details, i've realised, due to my time on Uber, that it is much more likely that i will get some if I pay for it.

I dont see why people are mocking her looks, most of the guys here on uber would probably love to have a suggestive smile from a female who looks half as good.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

doesnt watch the news below

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:57:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She looks familiar, is she an actress or something?
She's pretty mannish, though.

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well to be truthful, he would be second in line, right behind my ricotta cheese ass.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 09:01:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And you would be last, sucking the jizz of hundreds of other men from her gaping maw of a cunt.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hurty would be first in line.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:42:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wha?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 08:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

She's pretty hideous, even for a whore.


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