If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap! (1147 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: -0.22 on 67 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by JonnyX (View user info) at 2008-03-13 13:01:30 EDT
Well, that's what she told me...wouldn't you agree?
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-05-01 00:28:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-17 10:20:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:32:33 EDT (#)
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Dude, she's not scottish. Are you saying she's crap? Cause that would make you gay.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:31:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:55:27 EDT (#)
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I've seen 10,000 women on the web with the same body, and none of them had a face like Kermit the Frog's girlfriend.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:18:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:19:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:59:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is probably really pretty and only looks a bit ropey due to the camera angle.
Like any of the virgins insulting below could pull her. :)
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Yeah, because the ability to pull an ugly chick like her is a surefire sign that you have knocked the top off it.
What the fuck are you, four?
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I am probably old enough to be your mum, young man.
:) kinda indicates a joke. Don't get so angry, people die from high blood pressure sweety.
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Perhaps so but you certainly ain't smart enough which is evidenced by the wind burn that's going on between your ears.
The standard indication of something being a joke is either remnants of humour or stone cold hilarity. Being the ignorant fucking dinosaur that you are, I thought you'd know that by now and before you try and use the excuse that you're ignorant because you're a dumb seppo cunt, you spelt Mum with a "u" so I know you're lying.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:24:32 EDT (#)
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IT'S CRRRRRRRRRRAP!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:24:01 EDT (#)
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she's pretty hot...who is she?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:44:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:13:06 PDT (#)
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face- not so great
body- A+
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agreed
Submitted by Falafel (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
maybe it's the shading, but something about her perfectly circle boob looks drawn on... just the one on the left.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:49:03 EDT (#)
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Orphelia: http://www.ubersite.com/m/90373
The personal info is bullshit. . .
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
cheeselover below
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:48:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
:(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:45:40 EDT (#)
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necro above
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:44:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:43:46 EDT (#)
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Where can I see a Bubba camwhore?
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Try the mortuary.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:43:46 EDT (#)
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Where can I see a Bubba camwhore?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:43:44 EDT (#)
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jonny x is a pretty damn old fucker
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:42:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:41:07 EDT (#)
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Who is the oldest person on Uber? Do we know? Is it you, Bub?
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Not sure. It's possible, but I'm sure JonnyX and JoeDaddy are right up there, if not older.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:41:07 EDT (#)
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Who is the oldest person on Uber? Do we know? Is it you, Bub?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:40:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:37:52 EDT (#)
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think more...
rancid
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UGH!! Fuck Thee, Red. I would NEVER be on a headband worn by Shlongy.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:39:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:36:57 EDT (#)
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Bubba is cheese? I love cheese, but it goes straight to my batwings.
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Not cheese. I cut the cheese now and then. That's why Redskies loves me.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:38:19 EDT (#)
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Whoa... Bubba is (uses fingers and toes and everyone elses to help to the maths) 58 and a half?
*faints*
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:37:52 EDT (#)
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think more...
rancid
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:37:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:34:57 EDT (#)
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some men mature like fine wines
Bubba matured like milk.
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Yep, dried out and curdled.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:36:57 EDT (#)
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Bubba is cheese? I love cheese, but it goes straight to my batwings.
I like Jeremy Paxman, too. But not Michael Douglas. Leather face.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:36:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:33:18 EDT (#)
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My cut off is 50, maybe 55 at a push.
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Shit, piss, fuck, hell, snot, puke, and damn.
55 at a push? C'mon, bump that up by 3.5 years... :(
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:34:57 EDT (#)
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some men mature like fine wines
Bubba matured like milk.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:33:18 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I'd do Harrison Ford, and he is like 60 something?
But he is a movie star, they always look younger than their years.
My cut off is 50, maybe 55 at a push.
I have a thing for John Sergant. My standards maybe low.
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Bubba is no Harrison Ford.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:33:18 EDT (#)
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I think I'd do Harrison Ford, and he is like 60 something?
But he is a movie star, they always look younger than their years.
My cut off is 50, maybe 55 at a push.
I have a thing for John Sergant. My standards maybe low.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:29:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:27:01 GMT (#)
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Bub, we call pence 'pee's' and the symbol is 'p'.
Are you suggesting a wager or merely offering that amount as rent for an hour?
PS I heard you were old and fat but I know you are not fat. I like old. :)
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decrepit though?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:27:01 EDT (#)
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Bub, we call pence 'pee's' and the symbol is 'p'.
Are you suggesting a wager or merely offering that amount as rent for an hour?
PS I heard you were old and fat but I know you are not fat. I like old. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:24:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:59:12 GMT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is probably really pretty and only looks a bit ropey due to the camera angle.
Like any of the virgins insulting below could pull her. :)
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Yeah, because the ability to pull an ugly chick like her is a surefire sign that you have knocked the top off it.
What the fuck are you, four?
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I am probably old enough to be your mum, young man.
:) kinda indicates a joke. Don't get so angry, people die from high blood pressure sweety.
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Orphelia, I've got 5d (is that the proper symbol for pence?) that says I'M old enough to be YOUR daddy. :)
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:21:56 EDT (#)
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i'm not looking at the face
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:19:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 21:59:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is probably really pretty and only looks a bit ropey due to the camera angle.
Like any of the virgins insulting below could pull her. :)
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Yeah, because the ability to pull an ugly chick like her is a surefire sign that you have knocked the top off it.
What the fuck are you, four?
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I am probably old enough to be your mum, young man.
:) kinda indicates a joke. Don't get so angry, people die from high blood pressure sweety.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:59:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:53:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is probably really pretty and only looks a bit ropey due to the camera angle.
Like any of the virgins insulting below could pull her. :)
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Yeah, because the ability to pull an ugly chick like her is a surefire sign that you have knocked the top off it.
What the fuck are you, four?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think she is probably really pretty and only looks a bit ropey due to the camera angle.
Like any of the virgins insulting below could pull her. :)
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:32:47 EDT (#)
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no thorny, drag out tony danza and those other two and ream this cocksucker
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:10:47 EDT (#)
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You're the authority on crap so I'll just take your word for it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:05:03 EDT (#)
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well i guess that depends on where you work, doesn't it?
i'm working from home today, so everything is safe for work except doing drugs. i have to wait until after hours for that. now having a few drinks i can get away with.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:53:46 EDT (#)
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haha, captain thorns, put that shitty alter away.
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:10:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:06:25 CDT (#)
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Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:55:54 EDT (#)
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NSFW
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
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what? you can't argue with that straightforward logic. it IS NSFW, no?
~OathMeal~
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:06:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:55:54 EDT (#)
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NSFW
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GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:55:54 EDT (#)
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NSFW
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:34:22 EDT (#)
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One of the funniest things I ever saw was two Scots fighting over which one of their families had resisted the English a thousand years ago (or whenever it was) and which one supported them. It was the most important thing in the world to them.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:32:47 EDT (#)
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Sometimes if it is Scottish, it's crap.
http://www.ubersite.com/u/cookielass
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:13:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:55:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 LISHY JUST GOT PROMOTED WOO
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way to go Lishious. I'm sure i'll be working for you one day...
or is that under you...
HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:55:31 EDT (#)
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+2 LISHY JUST GOT PROMOTED WOO
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Not according to Monty Python and (apparently) Saturday Night Live, which of course form the basis of all American humor.
(Insert enormous apology to Samuel Clemens here)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:25:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:23:49 GMT (#)
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Bonny body.
Face of a Sea Haggis
In Scotland, it's not 'Crap', it's 'CRRRRRAAAHP!'
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Wrong, it's 'Shite'.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:23:49 EDT (#)
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Bonny body.
Face of a Sea Haggis
In Scotland, it's not 'Crap', it's 'CRRRRRAAAHP!'
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SNL
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:18:22 EDT (#)
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Her left tit is smaller than her right, wtf?
She also has below average face.
All this ruins an otherwise true point about Scots.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:13:06 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
face- not so great
body- A+
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agreed
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:13:59 EDT (#)
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Wouldnt touch her with yours. Sorry man
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:13:09 EDT (#)
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It's true, but she's not Scottish.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:13:06 EDT (#)
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face- not so great
body- A+
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:11:19 EDT (#)
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wow, i want one...not for me, the girl i mean
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:09:10 EDT (#)
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I'd scram it.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:05:25 EDT (#)
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She's not Scottish.
Not pale enough.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:04:57 EDT (#)
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+2 for this being better than my last camwhore.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:04:02 EDT (#)
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Right, yeah, I dunno what it is but there's something very off in that picture. Like, the dimensions don't make sense. It's like looking down one of those tunnels with the different bits moving around you so if you stare at it it's all WHOM WHOM WHOM WHOM WHOM and you feel sick but the floor is not moving kind of thing.
Imo go lie down in a darkened room now.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:03:42 EDT (#)
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She gives me wood.
You give me gas.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:03:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
quality