Why Do Some Women Take So Long Using The Bathroom? One HEAD Case Study (1261 hits)
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Submitted by Tiger Lilly (View user info) at 2008-03-13 13:11:37 EDT
Quite possibly the strangest news story I've ever read.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/03/13/woman.in.bathroom.ap/index.html
"WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said. She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."
She is an ADULT? Get use to it? Should've gotten help sooner? Hello? What type of person would 'get used to his girlfriend living in a bathroom for two years and do nothing about it?
After one month this abnormal behavior should've been addressed despite her phobia? But for TWO years this man did nothing but aided and abetted in this absolutely deranged lifestyle. I can't help but laugh at this story this but clearly this woman is an agoraphobic and that is sad, however there was no help provided for her and this man just went along with her behavior. He is clearly a nut case as well.
Her boyfriend said he can't be certain how long she was actually living in the bathroom because 'time went by so quick'. How the hell does two years fly by while his girlfriend is living in bathroom solitary confinement? Did she celebrate Christmas and birthdays in the shitter? And where on earth was the rest of the family during this two year time period? Did they join her in the bathroom to celebrate such occasions? Didn't they think it odd that she was content and living life in a bathroom, never to come out while her boyfriend brought birthday cakes and Thanksgiving Turkey dinners to the 'ladies room'? And what about her and her boyfriends friends, didn't they wonder where this woman was? Did they care that she was 'missing' for two years or did they too know she was living in bathroom? And where did the man shower and shit? Did she share her quarters with him? Did he shit while she was in the bathroom with him? I need answers!!!
"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
The skin around her ass grew around the toilet seat and so they pried the seat off the toilet with a pry bar and took her and the seat to the hospital. Together, bonded as one.
Can you imagine the spectacle as she was removed from the house with a toilet seat affixed to her ass, skin growth attached to the seat? And the neighbors, holy shit what a bazaar sight that must've been. I would've paid top dollar to see this. How did she lie down on a stretcher in the ambulance with a toilet seat attached to ass? Did she walk into the emergency room? I imagine that would've been difficult with a toilet seat clinging to her ass. I need answers to these questions damnit.
"It just kind of happened one day; she went in and had been in there a little while, the next time it was a little longer. Then she got it in her head she was going to stay -- like it was a safe place for her," McFarren said.
But McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into the clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and had an otherwise normal relationship -- except it all happened in the bathroom."
TWO years she lived in this 'safe' bathroom environment. After two days of bathroom living this guy should've called someone for help. Instead, he brought her clothes, food and water. What type of person eats and shits where they sleep? He said they had a 'normal' relationship - in the bathroom. WHAT? A NORMAL relationship? What normal couple has conversations, eats, shits, sleeps and probably has sex in a bathroom for TWO years? None that I know of. And don't get me wrong, bathroom sex is great once and a while, but could you imagine the foul smell? And if she was attached to the toilet seat, how was she even able to have sex? Girlfriend and boyfriend and no sex for two years, what logical minded person would condone this as normal?
Does anyone else think this hilarious?
What on earth did she do for entertainment for two years? Did she have a TV or internet connection? Maybe she had friends stop by for some tea and pee.
I certainly hope she had a big bathroom.
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:51:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:35:36 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
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No, fuck you.
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:18:27 EDT (#)
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My girlfriend brought up this question that I had not thought of previously. WHY did this girl NEED to stay on the shitter? Did she and her boyfriend have so much anal that she got ripped open from stem to stern, and therefore had no sphincter control, thus needing to haunt the shitter for 2 years? Could this be a matter of WHY HELO THAR BUTTSECKS?
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:35:36 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
Submitted by Zackstersmackster (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:52:06 EDT (#)
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I thought this post was so goddam funny that I laughed until I cried.
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:44:34 EDT (#)
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I think this was that guy's first girlfriend:
http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:14:30 EDT (#)
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I knew a girl who sometimes had a quirk about leaving the house. It was annoying.
But the bathroom? Seriously, how can this go on for two years? And how do you not move for so long that your skin connects to the surface?
I kind of want to see picstures...
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:09:08 EDT (#)
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if steve locks you in the bathroom, take the fucking hint.
better than mccallum's btw.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:16:30 EDT (#)
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yeah, yeah...I know.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:13:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:42:49 EDT (#)
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This is the 27th time someone as written about/posted/told me this story today.
We get it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:07:42 EDT (#)
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Wow. You really are a nice guy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:56:14 EDT (#)
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i like to think that i'm helping put these girls through college or helping them through a tough time and i really feel good about myself when i leave the titty bars. if i don't help them, who will? many of these girls need a good mentor and father figure like me. that's why i make them call me daddy when i'm spanking them. many of them grew up without a father figure so i help fill that void.
god, i'm such a nice fucking guy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:42:00 EDT (#)
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I wonder if she slept on the floor or in the tub?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:33:21 EDT (#)
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I can actually picture that, a money shower followed by a mob of boobs and legs.
Plus, you're stimulating the economy!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:26:22 EDT (#)
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awesome. i must warn you though, i will be the center of attention. it's not uncommon for me to spend a couple grand in a night and one of my favorite things to do is give the waitress a couple hundred bucks and tell her to bring me ones. then i stand up and yell to the girls "WHO WANTS A MONEY SHOWER???" and i start showering them with bills. that usually makes me a stripper magnet so i get all the girls to come to my table like i'm running the goddamn stripper mafia. i don't like to be like the creepy guys that sit in the shadows that just stare at the girls and rape them with their eyes.
good times.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:17:00 EDT (#)
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"Shit or get off the pot!"
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:07:39 EDT (#)
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Kansas City has got a Gentleman's clubs for you, Hidden. I'll have to ask my male friends which are the best ones since I don't go on a regular basis.
So, why not. Sure, I'll go to the titty bars with you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:03:37 EDT (#)
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hey Forensic, i got tired of Chicago and decided to move to St. Louis this summer as soon as i find a house big enough for all the awesome stuff i want to do with it. it's less than 4 hours to KC from there and i hear KC has good strip clubs. wanna go strip club hopping and then bang at your place afterwards? *WINK*
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:58:47 EDT (#)
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"Did she celebrate Christmas and birthdays in the shitter?"
Well, at the very least, she certainly could have provided a yuletide log for the occasion.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:53:07 EDT (#)
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This is how I see it.
I assume the toilet thing didn't happen on the first date.
She probably got embarassed that she couldn't move, and just didn't tell him about it. I'd guess that it's a feeling of safety that kept her there. I'm going to take the freudian route on this one, and say she probably sees the guy as a father figure in some way, allowing her to be there, and making sure she's safe.
He let it go for a while, because he has some form of dependency issue, in a similar way that attracts women to prisoners sentenced for life. "If she doesn't move, she won't leave me." would most likely be the train of thought on this one.
At some point, her leg muscles probably atrophied, so she physically couldn't get up, where as earlier it was a mental/emotional issue.
You usually get this kind of thing in highschool relationships, where the two are together, and shut the rest of the world out. It's like the idea that once they're together, they only see each other, and nothing else matters, not even the fact that she's stuck to a toilet.
They most likely broke contact with friends and family shortly after they stared seeing each other.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:47:52 EDT (#)
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I read a more in depth article about this. And wouldn't you know, it's a stone's throw from Kansas City, Missouri.
Fucking Midwest.
Anyway, the boyfriend's place had 2 bathrooms, so he didn't have to use the one she was in.
Yes, her legs had atrophied.
There was some speculation that she was developmentally disabled. In my opinion though, even a retarded person knows when to get off the toilet, especially if painful.
She was probably very mentally ill (not necessarily retarded).
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:43:08 EDT (#)
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Hey I just read this! Nevermind, I would of thought there is a lot weirder stories in your fucked up country.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:36:31 EDT (#)
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"Did she walk into the emergency room? I imagine that would've been difficult with a toilet seat clinging to her ass."
>>> i doubt someone that sat on a toilet seat for two years would be able to walk. she most likely had extreme atrophy in her leg muscles.
"And don't get me wrong, bathroom sex is great once and a while, but could you imagine the foul smell? And if she was attached to the toilet seat, how was she even able to have sex?"
the guy probably just fucked her mouth. at least that's what i would have done.
i once got a blowjob while taking a shit and then she sat on my dick and rode me on the toilet until we broke it and made it leak. then i just threw her up on the sink and railed the fuck out of her and came on her tits and pussy. and yes, i wiped my ass first.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:33:31 EDT (#)
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day jah voo
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:31:25 EDT (#)
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i think you were the last person to find out about this story, TL.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:07:25 EDT (#)
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I can't understand this either. If I were the boyfriend I would have at least done something after a week.
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A WEEK? you wouldn't consider it unhealthy behavior after a few hours to not get off a toilet??? i would have just pulled her off the fuckin seat after an hour or two. if i was pissed at her for something, i might let her sit there for a day, providing it was in a guest bathroom i don't use, but i'd eventually force her off it it and then send her packing. (after banging her one more time of course)
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:09:12 EDT (#)
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Also, where was THIS guy taking HIS shits...on her lap?
To say nothing about taking a squirt...."Open Wide, Honey, I have to piss!"
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:08:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:56:42 EDT (#)
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+2 LISHY JUST GOT PROMOTED WOO
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RIGHT ON GIRLFRIEND!!!! GO you making the big bucks.
Shlongy - Where the hell were her family and friends? I just don't get it.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:07:25 EDT (#)
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I can't understand this either. If I were the boyfriend I would have at least done something after a week.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 14:03:54 EDT (#)
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I just read this story at lunch and can't even fathom what the fuck the story with these two morons IS.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:58:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:53:52 EDT (#)
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wouldnt you have hemmhorroids the size of a cue ball from sitting on the fucking shitter all the time?? not to mention she has to smell her boyfriends shit all the time.
what a fucking sicky.
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I know..eating and that smell. Eww.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:57:55 EDT (#)
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At this point, the idea that this was all a prank is the only thing keeping my faith in humanity.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:56:42 EDT (#)
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+2 LISHY JUST GOT PROMOTED WOO
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:54:37 EDT (#)
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christ am I an awful speller
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:53:52 EDT (#)
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wouldnt you have hemmhorroids the size of a cue ball from sitting on the fucking shitter all the time?? not to mention she has to smell her boyfriends shit all the time.
what a fucking sicky.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:48:47 EDT (#)
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how do you "get use to it?"
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:42:57 EDT (#)
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That is rather scary.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:42:49 EDT (#)
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This is the 27th time someone as written about/posted/told me this story today.
We get it.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:42:19 EDT (#)
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Honestly, I just really want to know how people didn't notice this 35 year old woman was missing?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:40:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:35:01 EDT (#)
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Hot, cause this http://www.ubersite.com/m/114344 is so much better. Well done.
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Well I was being sarcarstic.
You might have a fan!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:38:35 EDT (#)
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Yes.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:37:47 EDT (#)
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are you being sarcastic or something?
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:36:41 EDT (#)
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Its ok to post shit, look someone else does too!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:35:01 EDT (#)
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Hot, cause this http://www.ubersite.com/m/114344 is so much better. Well done.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:33:21 EDT (#)
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i wish more people would find stupid news stories and post commentary it's just so interesting.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:31:40 EDT (#)
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I fell asleep on the toilet once, so I'm not much better.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:19:56 EDT (#)
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Oh Caul...I love you so.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:54 EDT (#)
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i didn't read it...i just large paragraphs no one cares about
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:52 EDT (#)
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Dont sweat it TL
your post was much more in depth!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:22 EDT (#)
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bazaar
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:17:18 EDT (#)
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Die Bart Die
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:16:48 EDT (#)
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Caul didn't know it had already been posted.
And you read it. Fool.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:16:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 10:12:28 PDT (#)
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jack posted this like 4 times.
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anything that pisses off fathead gets a +2 for me
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:15:17 EDT (#)
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posted before, minus your wordy boring input
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:14:38 EDT (#)
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Didn't know that...
eh, whatever.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:14:33 EDT (#)
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At least she got it on the first try, unlike that internet challenged retard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:13:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-13 13:12:28 EDT (#)
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jack posted this like 4 times.