Two Fags Walk Into a Gym... (1720 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.09 on 71 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by HotWillie (View user info) at 2008-03-13 15:14:21 EDT
The first one says "Come here often?"
You know the punchline.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:38:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You should post more often.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-05-28 14:09:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this one was actually funny. I rated it as such when it was posted.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:57:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2008-03-15 22:38:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Psssh, obviously photoshop. Really pretty good job, but being a professional magazine editor, I can see the slight imperfections in the reshading and such.
+2 for the effort. Keep learning!
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-14 19:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:05:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:08:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Looks like he used paint to me, Bart. But I don't know nothin' bout no Photoshop.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:31:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I smiled. Your photoshop job is actually worse than mine was.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:11:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:10:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 22:45:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Goddamn script. I meant:
Ahe'ee, k'aalogii! Nimasha?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:37:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've sussed it.
For literally minutes of giddy pleasure, gleaned by me whilst reading your worthy reviews, I bestow unto you, HotWillie, this tribute...
...this royal number of kings,
...this golden integer,
...this digit of majesty,
...this numeric symbol of grace,
...this hallowed character, bestowed from Paradise,
...this quantifier forged by Nature for herself against adolescent tantrums and the masturbatory hands of trolls,
...this blesséd icon, this glorious mark,
...this virtuous appraisal,
...this ... +2.
Treasure it, HotWillie. Treasure it. Hell, put it on your CV. I assure you, it is imbued with all that is good and natural in the eyes of God and the hearts of angels. It means much. Nay, it is ... everything.
Also, did you meet my sister yet?
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Ahe'ee, k'aalo′gii! Nima′sha?
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
two fags
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
EVERYTHING
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:48:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've sussed it.
For literally minutes of giddy pleasure, gleaned by me whilst reading your worthy reviews, I bestow unto you, HotWillie, this tribute...
...this royal number of kings,
...this golden integer,
...this digit of majesty,
...this numeric symbol of grace,
...this hallowed character, bestowed from Paradise,
...this quantifier forged by Nature for herself against adolescent tantrums and the masturbatory hands of trolls,
...this blesséd icon, this glorious mark,
...this virtuous appraisal,
...this ... +2.
Treasure it, HotWillie. Treasure it. Hell, put it on your CV. I assure you, it is imbued with all that is good and natural in the eyes of God and the hearts of angels. It means much. Nay, it is ... everything.
Also, did you meet my sister yet?
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 18:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, ok.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:49:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Bart should kick Oathey in the nads with those Fairy Shoes.
Wait...
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-13 17:33:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 HotWillie
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It looks like oathy has crumpled Bart's pee-pee.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:34:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:31:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115518#2669580
what the fuck are you on about? i don't have any alters nancy. i do something to twist your panties into a knot?
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i thought that was one of those shared alters with that red haired chick
now i totally believe you have no alters and am mortified at my mistake
and it's called a thong
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, thats the kind of talk that gets you stabbed.
On the internet.
*FIRE* *ICE* *ICE* *ICE*
hMM?
Yeah. Your not fooling me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:17:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I honestly wish Bubba would fucking keel over and die already from eating so much of that "Ready to Eat" bacon you find in the white trash aisle in the supermarket.
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And someday Method will pick from the wrong dumpster.
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And what? Find the small child corpse you left behind?
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No. He'll find the baby your mother threw away. She mistakenly kept the afterbirth.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:15:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I honestly wish Bubba would fucking keel over and die already from eating so much of that "Ready to Eat" bacon you find in the white trash aisle in the supermarket.
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And someday Method will pick from the wrong dumpster.
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And what? Find the small child corpse you left behind?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
whoops
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Buahahahahahahahahahahah
I am easily amused.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
e
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:14:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
daisy
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:11:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I honestly wish Bubba would fucking keel over and die already from eating so much of that "Ready to Eat" bacon you find in the white trash aisle in the supermarket.
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And someday Method will pick from the wrong dumpster.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:10:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:56:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BUBBA
^^^^^^^^
ROLL CALL !
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I...I...
...don'tknowhowtorate.
<spastic twitch>
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED!!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:09:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I honestly wish Bubba would fucking keel over and die already from eating so much of that "Ready to Eat" bacon you find in the white trash aisle in the supermarket.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:09:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE, THIS IS A GAY POST
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It wasn't until Scourge and Redskies showed up...
:)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:07:48 EDT (#)
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YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE, THIS IS A GAY POST
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:06:54 EDT (#)
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SEE!?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:05:48 EDT (#)
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oh c'mon, sadie from detroit, it was a nice harmless way for me to say howdy to willie here. he'll appreciate the humour in it, so there's no need for you to get all bent out of shape you humourless fuck.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:04:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:56:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BUBBA
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ahahahaha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-13 16:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:56:43 GMT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BUBBA
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i chuckled.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:56:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BUBBA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:54:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lean your head back. Utilize your olfactory organs. Smell that?
No, Shlongy didn't fart, it's HEAT!
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Specially you.
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BUBBA
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Both of you can eat shit and die.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115518#2669580
what the fuck are you on about? i don't have any alters nancy. i do something to twist your panties into a knot?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:50:52 EDT (#)
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...since you couldn't do it to yourself and all.
seriously though, willie, this wasn't your finest work.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lean your head back. Utilize your olfactory organs. Smell that?
No, Shlongy didn't fart, it's HEAT!
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Specially you.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2BUBBA
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You people are fags...
Good god.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:35:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lean your head back. Utilize your olfactory organs. Smell that?
No, Shlongy didn't fart, it's HEAT!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
horrible job but i chuckled and probably couldn't do better anyway.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:32:36 EDT (#)
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:*(
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:32:21 EDT (#)
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i'll, uh, take your word for that speedy
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:29:26 EDT (#)
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i appreciate you newfound appreciation capn i think it was 90 seconds well spent much like your sex life
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The Man helps you out and you insult him.
You are definitely a sphincter of the highest caliber. . .
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:31:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, ALL the ladies agree, 90 seconds with me is better than 90 minutes in heaven.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:30:44 EDT (#)
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it was good for me too, thorny
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd I'm spent.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:29:26 EDT (#)
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i appreciate you newfound appreciation capn i think it was 90 seconds well spent much like your sex life
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Could you move your left leg up a little? It's getting in the way.
Yeah, that's it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:28:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115028
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:28:28 EDT (#)
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Hand me that water on the nightstand will ya, it's getting fucking hot in here.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:28:01 EDT (#)
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HEY YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE WE COULD GET A LITTLE HEAT IN HERE
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:27:33 EDT (#)
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Annnnd another one.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:27:12 EDT (#)
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On further reflection, I guess this IS some of your finer work.
So this should even things out a bit.
Happy Thursday Wee Willie Winkle!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
heh.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:24:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-12 16:04:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
how entertaining
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it has to be more than just one for it to be called a streak. Maybe he ruined your line, or ruined your anomaly, but hardly a streak. It's a speedbump at best.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:22:28 EDT (#)
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that's what i meant
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:21:38 EDT (#)
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I'd be more concerned about the streaks in your underpants first and foremost.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:19:58 EDT (#)
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goddamnit thorny you ruined my streak you nun fucker
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:18:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAH!!
Willard, you may piss me off now and then, but this was beautiful!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:17:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 15:17:42 EDT (#)
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HAHA!