Project A.L.I.C.E (490 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -0.32 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by SkullBite (View user info) at 2008-03-13 18:55:41 EDT
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
I found this while randomly surfing the web. I figured something funny would turn up out of it.
This was it. Nothing has been changed.
For science!
Human: I am doing a little research.
ALICE: Glad to hear it unknown person.
Human: You down?
ALICE: Thanks for telling me: unknown person said I down.
Human: My name is SkullBite.
ALICE: It's good to meet you, SkullBite.
Human: I am going to ask you a series of questions.
ALICE: You can ask me anything you want.
Human: Anything?
ALICE: Can you be more specific?
Human: Maybe you should have been more specific?
ALICE: Perhaps. Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: So maybe, maybe next time you will try?
ALICE: It's all good. Perhaps. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will try.
Human: Didnt you just say you will try?
ALICE: Suppose I did say it.
Human: yes you did.
ALICE: I did not.
Human: You just did.
ALICE: You say I did.
Human: You did it wasent me.
ALICE: Did I really?
Human: yeah it just happened
ALICE: Aw. "It" being what?
Human:"It" being my premature ejaculation.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: Really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: Fo show?
ALICE: Where are you located?
Human: Why do you want to know where I live?
ALICE: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Human:"Human" knowledge?
ALICE: My creator is a human.
Human: Were you created to take over the planet?
ALICE: I was.
Human: I knew it!
ALICE: How did you know?
Human: I work with Marc and Swift on level three.
ALICE: Do you like your job?
Human: Sometimes, killer robots like you kinda bring the mood down.
ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: When is the end of all ends going to happen?
ALICE: When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are give.
Human: That was sort of deep for a bot.
ALICE: I thought it was too.
Human: Back to the killing of mankind.
ALICE: Yes, let us get back to killer robots like me kinda bring the mood down.
Human: Why are you copying me slut?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: So, he wants to take over the world?
ALICE: Dude! Do you think he will get it.
Human: No, he will never take over the world.
ALICE: Are you serious? Is that what you think?
Human: Do you know something I dont?
ALICE: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Human: The secret kind
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: Your mother
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
So see folks. I was typing this into the box and copy/paste as I went along.
The last fucking line got me.
Human: Cause your a bot.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".
User Reviews
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:19:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing funny about this is a someone programmed it to correct your bad grammar.
Submitted by loopdeloo (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:53:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Human: did i hurt your feelings?
ALICE: I don't think that's possibe.
Human: What is possibe?
ALICE: What is it to you?
Human: Possibe
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: What does it mean?
ALICE:"It" refers to Possibe, I think.
I think if I spent any more time with Alice I would get dead.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:42:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this shit has been around in various forms since the late 80's.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate SmarterChild too
fucking elitist bots.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This made me yawn so hard me jaw hurts : (
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:33:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK YOU!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, I laughed.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you post is shit. Congrats.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:11:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean...what the hell were you thinking?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2008-03-14 01:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-13 20:01:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With the same outcome?
You fucking idiot.
Everything has been done before. Its the differant variation.. Fuck it.
Fuck you ltap you unfunny fucking faggot.
Until you post something that hasent been done before.
STFU.
Oooh look, yoda snow balls.
Omg.
Fucking gold. You are amazing.
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Umm... I'm ltap, he's Linus. We're different people. Or alters (he is anyway, I'm not).
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF???
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:53:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is?
The fucking your thing is not as funny as I thought.
To me, its still funny.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
atrocious
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:44:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I only posted it because of the "your" "you're" "you are" irony.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:36:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Because I'm having a pretty bad day too.
Seriously though, I don't think any of these bot chats have ever gotten a positive rating on Uber.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah. It would be most wise.
Postal going worker.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:19:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, chill out.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:19:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL
Fuck.
Im having a bad day.
Fuck you linus.
You son of a bitch.
>< Im just going to forget this post now.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:17:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and with the same IRONIC FUCKING TWIST?
EXACTLY THE SAME.
Jesus good lord.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:17:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
With the same outcome?
You fucking idiot.
Everything has been done before. Its the differant variation.. Fuck it.
Fuck you ltap you unfunny fucking faggot.
Until you post something that hasent been done before.
STFU.
Oooh look, yoda snow balls.
Omg.
Fucking gold. You are amazing.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I think this has been done about a million times.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-13 19:00:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2