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Fuck that stupid toilet girl from Wichita! (1128 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 0.68 on 17 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Nurse O' Pain At Your Cervix! (View user info) at 2008-03-13 23:10:32 EDT


This guy has a girlfriend? I give up.

http://canadianpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5hm7Ycb5VhEyS1E3uWbzHXU7h7FFQ

and I'm still single.jpg (18 kB) [image/jpeg]

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 11:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you REALLY want to give up, do it right by killing yourself, you stupid cunt.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/115562

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Cool, some links.

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-14 06:55:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

how can this guy be a mechanic?

what, they park the truck on his gut so he can work under it?

how does something like that excrete his bodily fluids in a respective manner?

grrlfriend? come on.....

Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

FUCK YOU!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

What the fuck? That's a guy?

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:24:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck 'em!

I didn't read this, but you seem angry, I can get behind that.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-14 00:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

playa hatin'

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-03-14 00:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You know, I watched a special on this guy on the Discovery Channel or something. It was kind of sad.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-03-14 00:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy needs to see an orthodontist, pronto.
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Yes, that should clearly be his first priority.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That guy needs to see an orthodontist, pronto.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:37:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whenever I see this picture, I can only think one thing. I focus in one the back side of his upper right leg.

It's fat looks the same as chicken fat looks. He couldn't defend himself. I'd just cut into it while he's on one of his ninteen hour naps. He'd never notice. I doubt he'd even wake up.

The best part, aside from the taste, is that there are no blood vessels wide enough for him to bleed, so I'd just have to get a roll of duck, and tape him back together, as to stop the future meat from rotting.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

O what the hell,














I'd hit that

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:19:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I ran this pic through my Linear Photogrammic Calculator. It uses optical clues in the photo to deduce relative dimensions. from those and average human physical data, we can estimate weights. According to it, this guy's mantits are larger than his head, and if he's 6'-0", his legs alone weigh 261 pounds.

Under no circumstances is that acceptable.

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:15:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am so turned on right now.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:13:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

That thing is just about to disappear into fat air

Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-13 23:12:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAAAaaaaRRRrrrFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffff


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