The BOSH Man! WATCHES OLD SITCOMS!! (722 hits)
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Submitted by Dude, thats BOSH! (View user info) at 2008-03-14 02:32:02 EDT
Watched an old Fresh Prince of Bosh-Aire earlier tonight. It was classic.
At the beginning, Will and Carlton had made a bet with Jeffrey and swindled him for $30 ... so Jeffrey was upset and said he was going to watch his favorite quiz show, "Brainstorm".. they went in and sat down with him. He totally botched the answer to the first question which was "what is the motto of the three musketeers" ... Jeffrey said, "smooth on the outside creamy on the inside", which was incorrect, and embarrassing for him.
It was at this point that Will and Carlton started laughing in his face and insulting him --- the studio audience was pretty into it too.
So then Jeffrey got them to betting twice the money he had lost and the next question was absurdly difficult ... he nailed it, NO BIG DEAL ..... studio audience cheered wildly -- as they typically favor the underdog.
So Jeffrey took their money and got up and left .. now Will and Carlton were baffled and shocked that he got it - as you'd imagine they would be (I know I would be .. and lord knows the studio audience was completely stumped).
Well, then HILLARY came down the stairs (she was looking pretty hot and it was her first appearance of the episode so the studio audience appropriately gave her the "WOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" that she deserved for being hot and on an early 90's sitcom. Anyways, Hilary sits down and answers the first question correctly. Now, she's not the brightest of bulbs .. as such, Carlton and Will were completely clueless at this point ... the studio audience's heads were about to explode out of confusion, I'm sure.
So Will and Cartlon inquired as to how she could have possibly known that! her response, "easy. Jeffrey's been watching that tape all day!"
I was fucking shocked .. I had to watch it again. He hustled them and played them for fools ... it was a TAPE! a FUCKING TAPE! BRILLIANT ... you can't sneak anything by jeeves, man .. he got them good, those fuckers.
Now, from the sounds of it, at this point in the show, the studio audience must have been rioting because they were out of control.
Then Jeffrey comes back in, "I'm going to the store to purchase some clothes.. could you two please rewind the tape and return it to my room when you are finished?" ..... PRICELESS!!!!! as if to say, "I GOT YOU GOOD, YOU FUCKERS!"
scene.
Cue Theme song and opening credits.
man ... some truly great television.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hillary was such a narc.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-18 01:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:42:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WHAT ABOUT THR BANJO DUET WITH CARLTON, AND SCRUGGS...????
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:37:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That IS a great episode. Don't they(Will & Carlton) trick Jeffery into thinking that he won an obscene amount of money in the lottery? I think that's the one. Anyways, he immediatly quits and starts breaking expensive shit around the house, only to find out that they taped last weeks drawing and gave him a fake ticket.
Good times. (<-Another good show!)
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:33:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-14 15:00:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
To be bosh, or not to be at all... That's no question.
Yoho to bel-air!
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:29:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good, good.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:19:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hmm
you know thats boshible.
oops.. possible.
sorry, typographical error.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Jeffrey "The Kid Who Knows Everything?"
I wonder.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:05:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, that was awesome. Jeeves really stuck it to the man. Plus Will and Jazzy Jeff invented the whole sped-up music video thing.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:16:37 EDT (#)
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That Carlton guy was a rotten spoiled asshole in real life.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The nerdy yuppie guy. Carlton was it? I can't remember.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
surely you mean carlton forensic.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Why everyone picked on Jeffrey I'll never know.
I mean, like, WTF, all he wanted was his own slice.
Dig?
Yeah, so what if he always wore sweaters around his shoulders. He was just trying to Mac before there was Maccing.
Don't worry Jeffrey, this snowflake has got your back.
Daaawggg!
Whuddup
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:26:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fresh Prince was the business.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:17:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Cakes (user info) at 2008-03-14 04:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could be a YouTube star-- with the right editing software. (Hell, you possibly already are for all I know)
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweeeeeet
Such a great show
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:41:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Carlton Banks has BONK EYE!
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:21:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You know why I'm great? I knew which episode this was like four sentences in...or something like that. I can't be bothered for, I don't know man, shit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:01:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
CLASSIC.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 03:00:42 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBrSLN_QH5g
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 02:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air...
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/willsmith/freshprinceofbelairthemesong.html
fun TV.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-14 02:49:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
STAY BOSH, PONYBOY, STAY BOSH
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-14 02:35:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ps earl scruggs is a narc and i punched him in the neck and lit up a cigarette and nodded in agreement etc etc