A poem I wrote (511 hits)
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Submitted by Habeeb "snap snap" Thomas (View user info) at 2008-03-14 04:25:13 EDT
God hath put us on His Earth
From whence it seems that from our birth
we are to do a deed
a unifying act, His Creed.
Some do it easier in the dark.
While others like to have a friend in the room;
one that barks.
What is this Spiritual Creed?
This significant Act?
This most Godly Deed?
Is it to love your brother?
To be kind to others?
Kiss your mother?
While these are all most wonderful actions?
That let mankind prosper with with His satisfaction.
Let it be said:
This is not what He had in His head.
His life is lived in the heavens above
Where bountiful women stroke His doves
He is surrounded by those who led us before:
Einstein gets His coffee, Orwell holds the door.
He put us on this Earth not to prosper or create:
He simply enjoys seeing us Defecate.
It strikes us at always the most inconvenient of times
While we struggle with children
or raise the blinds.
It is his way of saying:
"I am Me, and you are you
You will do as I say:
Go Poo"
He is a being that is full of himself,
Condemning us to death for eating from a damn tree?
Come on man, we should be filled with glee from the gift You bestowed uponed us man, I thought we were free?.
Instead we spend our lives on the toilet for thee.
If you are as powerful as you say?
Why would you care..?
Are you a little small down there?
Is that why you order us to attend church?
Make us miss football and dress to hide our girth.
Is that what we desire from the life you gave us on YOUR earth?
"WHO ARE YOU TO SAY
WHAT I AM OR WILL OR MAY
YOU ARE MY CREATION AT HAND
GO FORTH AND MAKE FERTILE MY IMAGINARY LAND"
Listen god, lets get along
You are much more powerful than me
Why dont you just improve da earth on yer own?
Stop these flowings that make me get off the phone.
"NO, NO IT CAN"T BE THAT WAY
EARTH IS JUST ONE ILLUSION IN MY VAST ARRAY
THEY ALL MOVE THEIR BOWELS TO MY HEARTS CONTENT
FILLING THEIR PANTS IF TOO MUCH TIME IS SPENT
I CANT CHANGE MY SCHEME FOR NO FOO"
..At this point I interrupted God and said
GO BEARS WOO!!!
So go to college and get your degree.
Whether you become a doctor or accountant, you will see
that god hath put us here just to suit His fancy.
He gets his jollies from watching us shed our feces.
Whence were born we plopped out like a log
And whence we die we soil our pants like a dog.
So this is why i write today
Not to laugh or make fun of jerks who blog;
but to tell the Sonnet of John.
Go tell the Mob.
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-27 23:03:39 EDT (#)
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sometimes i do not hate you
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-27 23:02:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:43:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:49:26 EDT (#)
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+2 RYHMING Poetry.
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fixed.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-14 23:23:42 EDT (#)
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You should have illustrated this. It would have been glorious.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-14 20:28:55 EDT (#)
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NEEDS MORE FUSION.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:39:10 EDT (#)
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Snap snap:
grin grin
wink wink
nudge nudge
Say no more.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:21:09 EDT (#)
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Why dont you just improve da earth on yer own?
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:49:26 EDT (#)
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+2 Poetry.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:32:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:27:28 EDT (#)
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Reminds me of Bob Marley
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:40:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:37:25 EDT (#)
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going to the bathroom is a sin.you dirtyyyy sinner'
hows the old ticker
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:15:12 EDT (#)
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Auto Poetry -2.