The Big Uber Debate. (712 hits)
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Submitted by Triple Optics (View user info) at 2008-03-14 07:40:33 EDT
A lot of time and thought has gone into this post, so please can you take as seriously as I have.
Thank you
Ask yourself one question...
What would you do if you could be a woman for a day?
After thinking long and hard, I've managed to come to a decision. I would pretty much sit around and insert inanimate objects in my gaping vagina.
Please discuss in length.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:52:35 EDT (#)
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I LIKE HOW ALL THE FAGS AROUND HERE COULD'NT HANDLE A PUSSY
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-17 23:11:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:24:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:07:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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i would have sex with everyone and everything
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How would that be different?
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it wouldn't be gay
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Hahhahahahahahahaha-excellent.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:15:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:35:52 EDT (#)
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Cry, Bake.
Douche.
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BBWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-15 08:33:39 EDT (#)
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hahah.funny reviews
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:02:16 EDT (#)
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i'd probably go scuba diving
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:24:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:07:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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i would have sex with everyone and everything
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How would that be different?
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it wouldn't be gay
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:07:20 EDT (#)
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I would kill you. As they'd never be able to prove the male me did it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:35:52 EDT (#)
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Cry, Bake.
Douche.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:35:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:07:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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i would have sex with everyone and everything
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How would that be different?
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Less pitching, more catching?
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:33:09 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't be surprised.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:19:06 EDT (#)
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I'd menstruate.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:52:19 EDT (#)
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I would drive the business end of one of my three-inch stilleto heels into your brain.
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hahahahaha!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:07:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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i would have sex with everyone and everything
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How would that be different?
Submitted by burlybrownbear (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:53:49 EDT (#)
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id go to KFC and stuff a bucket of popcorn chicken into my new vag..popping my cherry with popcorn chicken....mmmmmmmm...tasty
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:52:19 EDT (#)
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I would drive the business end of one of my three-inch stilleto heels into your brain.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:36:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:52:29 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
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Thats a bit of a waste isn't it? but thank you.
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Ooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuuuurn!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:34:27 EDT (#)
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If that transformation includes mentally becoming a female, I want no part of it. I happen to LIKE my male-pattern compartmentalized thinking, thank you very much.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:19:27 EDT (#)
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If I was a woman for a day I'd master the art of peeing while standing up, I'd cook myself a months worth of food because women are born with +10 to cooking, I'd lez out with the hottest chick I could find and video tape it, I'd punch Paris Hilton in the throat and hope her face explodes, I'd use my feminine wiles to get as much free or discounted shit as possible, I'd fight my ex-girlfriend and throw her into a wood chipper, and probably a lot more lezzing out with hot chicks. HLAR! Hot Lesbo Action Rules!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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i would have sex with everyone and everything
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:43:38 EDT (#)
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Obvious, just masturbate and maybe try out lesbianism.
-2 because this has been gone over millions of times.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:41:27 EDT (#)
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I'd probably go muff diving...on myself, if possible.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:30:08 EDT (#)
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I'd go for a really great job, flirt with the boss, and sue his ass when he grabbed my behind.
Oh wait I only have a day. Well I'd want to see what sex is like but wouldnt want to appear gay, so I would try lesbianism instead.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:02:16 EDT (#)
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i'd probably go scuba diving
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:52:23 EDT (#)
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i would also be curious to compare how their nipple sensation compares to our nipple sensation
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:26:19 EDT (#)
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That's what I would do, too.
Submitted by triple_optics (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:14:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:52:29 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
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Thats a bit of a waste isn't it? but thank you.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:12:58 EDT (#)
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Me too!
Oh wait...
Submitted by theBarron (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:52:29 EDT (#)
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FUCK YOU!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:50:04 EDT (#)
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I'd cut my tits off and donate them to uber.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:47:57 EDT (#)
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I pretty much sit around and insert inanimate objects in my gaping vagina.
A more suitable title would be "(insert your username)'s poorly veiled confession to uber that he wishes he were a woman."
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:45:43 EDT (#)
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Wouldn't you be just GUTTED if this happened and it turned out it was your time of the month?
Still, there'd be boobs needing a-fondled.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:43:10 EDT (#)
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What the....
Ok.
I would clone myself and then would have the perfect date for when I turned back into a man.