Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty. GPF (827 hits)
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Submitted by Oscar Z Acosta (View user info) at 2008-03-14 07:44:24 EDT
Why do Americans generally like pretzels so much?
One good things about pretzels is that one nearly accouted for Bush. Would of been the most ironic death ever. Apparently it was a kamikaze pretzel manufactured by Osama Bin Laden and the Al Quaeda terrorist organization, designed to make the pretzel go down the wrong way.
Pretzels should be banned, or at the very least, be subject to a background check and 5-day waiting period.
But To Top or Dip? That is the Question.
and shhhhhhhh its EI here, shhhhhhh, cant get on EI account here, shhh
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-18 06:52:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 05:32:48 PDT (#)
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Like most American sit-coms, Seinfeld fucking sucks.
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Larry David writes jokes on napkins he used to wipe the remnants of freedom fries off his face that are more entertaining than your best post/s, one day you will have to face this harsh reality.
Also, Arrested Development is great, the british version of The Office is the only one worth watching, and Juno was awful.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:20:13 EDT (#)
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Pretzel Flipz in the UK were the most AWESOME stoner snack ever.
Chocolate / toffee coated slted pretzels... Sweet AND savoury in one snack! WHO DO I HAVE TO FELLATE TO GET THEM RE-RELEASED?!
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-16 01:13:47 EDT (#)
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pretzel rods are awesome i dare anyone to eat one and not do an impression of groucho marx, george burns, or at least hannibal from the a team with one.
ill get an urge to have a giant soft pretzel sometimes
i dont like the standard little typical pretzels though...
snyders of hanover makes these bags of "broken pretzel pieces" in this honey mustard flavor... it kicks ass
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-14 16:14:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:30:33 EDT (#)
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The main problem I have with most sit-coms, specifically American ones, is that they completely lack imagination and persist in re-hashing the same jokes over and over, like we forgot they used them last week.
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That's a pretty good description of ubersite. Brits included.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-14 11:33:45 EDT (#)
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Bush didnt fuck this country.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 11:11:57 EDT (#)
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LOST is like a really terrible version of Gilligan's Island that's neither entertaining or funny. The fact that its in the top of the ratings with reality TV proves only one thing: Retards that enjoy American Idol also enjoy Lost. That is really saying something.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:40:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:37:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:35:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:31:29 EDT (#)
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p.s I hate any form of Reality show, they suck big time.
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unfortunatley sir, you and I are in the minority, reality TV is fucking poison.
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My least favourite is the News, that crap is just tedious and depressing.
Is Lost a Scifi? Fuck me I thought it was a plane crash.
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I would def classify LOST as scifi! theres some next level shit going on.
the news is drech!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:38:31 EDT (#)
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agree below
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:37:57 EDT (#)
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Have I got news for you and QI are the best!
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:37:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:35:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:31:29 EDT (#)
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p.s I hate any form of Reality show, they suck big time.
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unfortunatley sir, you and I are in the minority, reality TV is fucking poison.
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My least favourite is the News, that crap is just tedious and depressing.
Is Lost a Scifi? Fuck me I thought it was a plane crash.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:35:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:31:29 EDT (#)
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p.s I hate any form of Reality show, they suck big time.
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unfortunatley sir, you and I are in the minority, reality TV is fucking poison.
maybe my attraction to lost is because I am such a scifi junkie.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:34:40 EDT (#)
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Ab fab is shit, no men like that. Vicar of Dibley is ok but only if you have run out of things to do. Comedies in American and Britain are very different, I would imagine that our comedies are more popular in the sates that your comedies are over here.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:31:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:25:19 EDT (#)
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Fucking Seinfeld rules. There's no other sitcom that you can watch more than a few times and still find the ability to laugh. That writing is superb. Curb Your Enthusiasm is another great. You goddamn elitist brits think that there can be no good comedy outside of "Vicar of Dibley" or "Absolutley Fabulous" give me a fucking break.
BTW - LOST is the ONLY show in the ratings that isnt a fucking vapid reality show, give respect where respect is due.
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I rarely find any comedies funny these days. I hated the Office, it just didnt do it for me. Didnt like absolutely fabulous as cant stand Joanna Lumley. The Vicar of Dibley became very boring very quickly, yes we get it A female Vicar very good.
I havent watched enough American comedies to be able to judge them.
Lost is overly long and boring, like most american shows. They just keep going and going and going and going until you get so bored that they cancel it and you still never find out what the fuck was supposed to be going on.
But hey thats just me.
p.s I hate any form of Reality show, they suck big time.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:25:19 EDT (#)
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Fucking Seinfeld rules. There's no other sitcom that you can watch more than a few times and still find the ability to laugh. That writing is superb. Curb Your Enthusiasm is another great. You goddamn elitist brits think that there can be no good comedy outside of "Vicar of Dibley" or "Absolutley Fabulous" give me a fucking break.
BTW - LOST is the ONLY show in the ratings that isnt a fucking vapid reality show, give respect where respect is due.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:14:49 EDT (#)
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also this site is mainly yank based and us brits including hurty even though he's a crossbreed do get things stuffed down our throat so stirring shit literally floats our boats occasioanlly.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:13:53 EDT (#)
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Greatest show in the world is Mystery Science Theater 3000. Well, maybe not the greatest, but it is fantastic.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:11:54 EDT (#)
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I love Seinfeld and thats American :) I love lots of American things, lots and lots, plus im very popular in NYC.
The other things I have said in a negative manner I either believe and have experienced whilst in the states or I are said with my tongue firmly in my cheek.
Sarcasm ;)
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:06:44 EDT (#)
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darling, why do you slag off american things so much lately, when you get so offended yourself when people do so with england?
just wondering.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:57:15 EDT (#)
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I must be the only person in the world who doesn't really like Futurama. It's ok.......but nothing exciting.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:55:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:30:33 EDT (#)
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The main problem I have with most sit-coms, specifically American ones, is that they completely lack imagination and persist in re-hashing the same jokes over and over, like we forgot they used them last week.
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QFT
This is why I hate most TV shows. Same thing over and over again with a different "actor" delivering the same punch line. I really only enjoy a select few and most of them were canceled. Thank Ronnie James Dio himself that Futurama is coming back. I can't fucking wait.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:45:19 EDT (#)
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Just seems odd, at least its an intelligent American comedy.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:44:33 EDT (#)
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This was a shitty post, so it gets what it deserves.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:42:52 EDT (#)
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I don't like it because I think it sucks. I watched a lot of it when in America, and sure, it raised a smile, but I wouldn't call it the greatest thing I've ever laughed at, not by a long way.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:41:25 EDT (#)
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I THINK SEINFELD IS GENIUS, I HAVE ALL BOX SETS EXCEPT SEASON 9, do struggle to see why you dont like it Hurty, seems to be your kinda thing.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:39:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:32:48 EDT (#)
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Like most American sit-coms, Seinfeld fucking sucks. \
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP
For once.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:30:33 EDT (#)
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The main problem I have with most sit-coms, specifically American ones, is that they completely lack imagination and persist in re-hashing the same jokes over and over, like we forgot they used them last week.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:30:05 EDT (#)
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I am going to the shop for a Toffee Crisp and you can't stop me.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:23:24 EDT (#)
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Scrubs can be ok........ Friends is a girls programme, Frasier is for mums and dads. Hmmmmm what else
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:04:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:04:12 GMT (#)
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I've never seen the British version but everyone I know that has seen it says its absolutely incredible. I should check it out sometime.
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You should, it's way better.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:04:12 EDT (#)
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I've never seen the British version but everyone I know that has seen it says its absolutely incredible. I should check it out sometime.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:51:16 EDT (#)
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The Office is pretty good.
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The American version of The Office is absolutely awful.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:49:24 EDT (#)
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I like Seinfeld and Scrubs. The Office is pretty good. King of Queens is pretty funny every now and then. I cant really think of any other Sit Coms I really enjoy. Most TV sucks. My roommate made me watch Lost last night. What a stupid fucking show. It's almost as bad as Heroes. The creators of Lost and Heroes should drown in battery acid.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:38:18 EDT (#)
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Friends: Sucks.
Scrubs: Sucks.
Home Improvement: Sucks.
The only American sit-com I've ever found truly funny was Frasier, but even the intellectual pomposity of that gets tired after about three episodes.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:35:48 EDT (#)
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Every American Sitcom??
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:32:48 EDT (#)
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Like most American sit-coms, Seinfeld fucking sucks.
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:32:01 EDT (#)
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i think most people like seinfeld :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:27:40 EDT (#)
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You've been given validation by Shlongy, congrats.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:24:19 EDT (#)
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Seinfeld...
Submitted by OscarZAcosta (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:03:34 EDT (#)
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Turnip brain, im at work and as ive just explained i cannot post at work under EI, plus I think you will find i posted on monday and tuesday as EI.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:57:32 EDT (#)
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Why don't you post as EI any more?
Submitted by vexx (user info) at 2008-03-14 07:46:40 EDT (#)
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http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/snyders_of_hanover_has_always
Ask and ye shall receive.
+2 for the GIF.