Happy Steak and BJ Day! (NSFW) (2553 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.48 on 42 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (View user info) at 2008-03-14 08:42:25 EDT
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
It's March 14th and you all know what that means. Steak and BJ Day!
I hope you all treated your special lady friends with all the care and compassion they deserve to ensure you get a mighty 72oz steak followed by the mouthification of your wang.
Happy Steak and BJ Day!
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Submitted by iacobus (user info) at 2008-03-25 10:03:17 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:35:10 EDT (#)
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This one made me laugh:
"How do you not notice some dude having a tug-o-war with the cyclops in such a manner as to free some willies into another passenger's hair. He's lucky she didn't dis-member him for that. All I can say is that in this day and age of rampant STD's I hope he was charged with assault with a deadly weapon."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude, you don't hurt yourself when you're wanking? You're massively missing out.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:37:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-16 16:46:36 GMT (#)
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Or, in lieu of steak and a BJ, you can always take an airplane ride and jerk off on the woman sleeping in the adjacent seat:
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html
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This is amusing, but I hate how a bunch of bleeding heart feminists act like he assaulted her, as well as some idiots. I like this:
Maybe the man thought he had a constitutional right to abuse himself. With the recent outrageous events happening with our airlines, perhaps airline attendants have become afraid of interfering with passenger's behaviors for fear of lawsuit.
Posted by: DrProctor | March 15, 2008 at 10:28 PM
Wow, what a way for a person to live in the 18th century and talk about up-to-date stuff like referring to masturbation as self-abuse.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:30:55 EDT (#)
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I'm surprised this never got a comment from ilikesteak.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:15:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-16 16:46:36 GMT (#)
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Or, in lieu of steak and a BJ, you can always take an airplane ride and jerk off on the woman sleeping in the adjacent seat:
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html
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Some of the comments on that are fucking hilarious.
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:22:29 EDT (#)
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That looks yummy. So does the steak.
Get it? I'm talking about the guy's dick because I'm a slut. LOL!
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:21:16 EDT (#)
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+2 for sticking it to the institution.
I went the other way; I do neither. I'm called a scrooge more often than not.
Or autistic.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-16 12:46:36 EDT (#)
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Or, in lieu of steak and a BJ, you can always take an airplane ride and jerk off on the woman sleeping in the adjacent seat:
http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:32:22 EDT (#)
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lungfish's wife is in town so i'll be getting blown all weekend
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-15 00:16:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But...for me though.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-15 00:16:44 EDT (#)
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Too late for steak, but I'll make sure the BJ happens, for you.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-14 17:12:23 EDT (#)
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Who would get BJ from a steak? Really, now.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-14 16:33:30 EDT (#)
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:'(
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-14 14:55:02 EDT (#)
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I just said no to the steak.
Forgot about the bj. Fuck me!
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:55:17 EDT (#)
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The equals happy face part made me smile.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:26:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:45:43 EDT (#)
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"mouthification of my wang" should become a new Uber catchphrase.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:26:40 EDT (#)
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+2 for 2 forms of protein.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:24:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmmmmmmm Steak!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:21:10 EDT (#)
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Bad planning. The wife is out of town, so I'll probably just go with a pot pie and some applied peanut butter for my dog to enjoy.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:18:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:20:48 EDT (#)
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Really, I do know what one is. I just gave my other half a terrific blow job, followed by a rim job with a bit of a hand job followed by awesome anal sex. A womans work is never done...
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i'll say it again. i love this girl!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-14 10:08:46 EDT (#)
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old
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:58:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:20:48 EDT (#)
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Really, I do know what one is. I just gave my other half a terrific blow job, followed by a rim job with a bit of a hand job followed by awesome anal sex. A womans work is never done...
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Ya know, I'd never ask for anything to do with my ass because it just doesn't do anything for me in the least, but the fact that you so willingly and lovingly do such things for the pure delirious pleasure of your guy...God, you're marriage material.
Plus you're hot and I'd put it in your butt.
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:55:22 EDT (#)
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hell yea man!
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:51:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:27:47 EDT (#)
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My face smells of ass..
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Hahaha! I dont know whether to congratulate you or feel sorry for you. Maybe both?
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:45:43 EDT (#)
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"mouthification of my wang" should become a new Uber catchphrase.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:40:41 EDT (#)
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Can't really argue with these sentiments, even though you're a fucking retard!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:32:21 EDT (#)
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My face smells of ass..
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You just made my day :o)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:27:47 EDT (#)
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Hurty you are such a whore. God, the first time I did it, he like nearly proposed marriage he loved it so much. I have suggested insertion of other objects besides my finger and tongue but he is not game. I'd love him forever though if he went with another man while dressed like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror. That is normal, isn't it?
My face smells of ass..
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:22:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:20:48 GMT (#)
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Really, I do know what one is. I just gave my other half a terrific blow job, followed by a rim job with a bit of a hand job followed by awesome anal sex. A womans work is never done...
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Tell me, did he enjoy being ass-fucked? I didn't like it too much at first, but now I love the tickle of another mans phallus against my prostate.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:20:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Really, I do know what one is. I just gave my other half a terrific blow job, followed by a rim job with a bit of a hand job followed by awesome anal sex. A womans work is never done...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:17:28 EDT (#)
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A BJ is a tasty and refreshing treat. Enjoy every moment of it.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:16:59 EDT (#)
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Orphelia...smile like a donut and I'll show you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:15:46 EDT (#)
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What is a BJ?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:12:00 GMT (#)
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Hurty, I think you do get an extra BJ.
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Well, I already had one this morning and (maybe) I'll be sober enough for another later!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:12:56 EDT (#)
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Fuck the BJ, those are free at home. I'd rather get two steaks not on my dime for a change!
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:12:00 EDT (#)
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Hurty, I think you do get an extra BJ.
Maybe this vegetablism thing isn't such a bad idea...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 09:00:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:59:58 GMT (#)
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Hurty's going to suck off his partner twice? WTF? Why can't straight couples think like this, too?
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You'll love it too, you whore!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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Hurty's going to suck off his partner twice? WTF? Why can't straight couples think like this, too?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:52:23 EDT (#)
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As a vegetarian, how can I enjoy this day fully? Am I allowed to substitute my steak for another blowjay? If so, unlucky, meat gazers!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:50:48 EDT (#)
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Fuck I forgot about today.
Better go shopping for steak.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 08:45:21 EDT (#)
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FUCK YEAH!