*Burp* Excuse Me (252 hits)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-03-14 12:03:50 EDT
There's no sitting at the pond where crippled falcon hobble-steps, extends warped and mangled wings and yells at vagrants! that look with abusive glances at marred nobility. Acute vision, null so close to earth and taloned limbs not meant to hobble in mud where it sustains on animals that death, not poise and practice carry from murky shelter. I've tried feeding, fawning, nursing for the bird but it accepts no approach of strangers that hold it in minor regard. Vanity will kill what nature did not finish. The bird will make serendipitous meal for predators thriving on the thirsty, unaware.
But, I'd like to try again. Inspired by ideas of real flight: dreams and form of grace, elegance and strength passing frivolously through cool heights. The animal inspired me not with its brashness, but by being strong in the fashion of design. And, I believe it can be rapaired, keep that in mind as I approach with a thick cloth sack. "Remember how much good this will be for the bird." I think, lifting the sack into the air. "Remember how proud you'll be once it heals." blares in mind as the beak cuts accross his hand. "Remember, seeing for miles" I think, with animal brisquely contained.
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
"We must become the change we want to see in the world" - Gandhi
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-14 13:13:41 EDT (#)
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Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:26:16 EDT (#)
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Flanders:
Homer, affordable tract housing made us neighbors, but you made us
friends.
Homer: To Ned Flanders, the richest left-handed man in town.
When Flanders Failed
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:20:48 EDT (#)
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You took a pretty good title and wasted it it...with content.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:13:40 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:12:48 EDT (#)
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poop
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mouth
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:07:25 EDT (#)
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-14 12:07:14 EDT (#)
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that being said this could have been sooo much more. the language is put together strangely and makes for some hard reading. i think it could be great but it needs a shit ton of help to get there.