Fun with puzzles (190 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -2 on 1 review (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by briokid911.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2008-03-15 12:33:29 EDT
My lady friend and I recently finished putting together a thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle of some old French castle. It was the most frustrating worthless shit I have ever done, and at the end of it, after days of smoking lots of narcotics and trying joylessly to figure out how to construct a fucking clear blue sky out of of 250 identical-looking pieces. When I finally finished it, the woman just wanted to tear it all apart and give it to The Salvation Army store. I have no problem making donations to The Salvation Army;hell, I shop there frequently, and I have a friend who works there. I just couldn't imagine destroying this painstakingly crafted bane of my recent existance without exacting some kind of revenge.
So I suggest burning it, shot down.
"What about numbering the backs of the pieces so the next dude can just cheat it?"
No.
"How about we take out all the sky pieces so it can't hurt anyone ever again?"
Nuh-uh.
"Okay, what if I got a sharpie and wrote 'Fuck this sky' in huge letters across that blue
bastard?"
"That you can do."
My lady is the coolest.
So I did it, and then I put it all back in its box and brought it to my friend at the Washington st Salvation Army, where it sits and waits.
And I wait. Fucking puzzles are such shit.
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Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:41:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for fucking up a post that was shit even when you did get it right.