Fun with puzzles (705 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.75 on 23 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by briokid911.at.hotmail.com (View user info) at 2008-03-15 12:34:11 EDT
My lady friend and I recently finished putting together a thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle of some old French castle. It was the most frustrating worthless shit I have ever done, and at the end of it, after days of smoking lots of narcotics and trying joylessly to figure out how to construct a fucking clear blue sky out of of 250 identical-looking pieces. When I finally finished it, the woman just wanted to tear it all apart and give it to The Salvation Army store. I have no problem making donations to The Salvation Army;hell, I shop there frequently, and I have a friend who works there. I just couldn't imagine destroying this painstakingly crafted bane of my recent existance without exacting some kind of revenge.
So I suggest burning it, shot down.
"What about numbering the backs of the pieces so the next dude can just cheat it?"
No.
"How about we take out all the sky pieces so it can't hurt anyone ever again?"
Nuh-uh.
"Okay, what if I got a sharpie and wrote 'Fuck this sky' in huge letters across that blue
bastard?"
"That you can do."
My lady is the coolest.
So I did it, and then I put it all back in its box and brought it to my friend at the Washington st Salvation Army, where it sits and waits.
And I wait. Fucking puzzles are such shit.
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Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:46:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
how about everybody comes up with their own suggestions for hilarious puzzle pranks. And...GO!
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-17 09:50:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-16 08:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.jigzone.com
If you want puzzles.
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Christ in blue suede I dont think I'll ever revise again...
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My work ethic just went to shit.
Submitted by JustAnotherStudent (user info) at 2008-03-16 18:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Puzzles are unbelievably annoying.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-16 12:33:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's a good idea, but a more clever message might have been better. Something like, "There's a thousand dollars buried in the park underneath the X." And then you could have, like, used RoundUp on the grass in the park to make a brown X. And then waited to see if anyone came and dug it up. That would have been even more fun, don't you think? Maybe you can try it on your next puzzle and then make another post like this one and tell us what happens.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-16 08:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.jigzone.com
If you want puzzles.
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Christ in blue suede I dont think I'll ever revise again...
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 04:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:35:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
People are way too mean here.
I was amused (it does not take much, though); fuck puzzles.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2008-03-15 18:30:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's a spicy meatball.
What's a tubgirl?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-15 18:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I laughed...
...at you.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:58:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:46:36 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:39:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No fun, no puzzles.
False advertising.
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And the last horse finally crosses the finish line, congratulations.
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How else was I supposed to stay so far away from your stinking ass?
Have you not come across toilet paper?
Of course you have, how silly of me.
Tubgirl does it every time for you.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
AND FUN!!!!
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:48:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.jigzone.com
If you want puzzles.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:39:10 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No fun, no puzzles.
False advertising.
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And the last horse finally crosses the finish line, congratulations.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-15 17:39:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No fun, no puzzles.
False advertising.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 16:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have had her put on red lipstick and leave a big ol' imprint on the blue area, then with the Sharpie you could scrawl, "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky! <guitar solo>"
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Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 15:57:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-15 15:00:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
made me smile + 1
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:59:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have had her put on red lipstick and leave a big ol' imprint on the blue area, then with the Sharpie you could scrawl, "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky! <guitar solo>"
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-15 13:55:22 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So is this post.
Submitted by billiam5billion (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oops, fucked up and left a sentence dangling. -2
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:35:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-15 12:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha...
Fuck puzzles.