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Submitted by Han Solo <helrzr.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-15 19:59:19 EDT


Top 10 States for Deer\Car accidents:
1. Pennsylvania
2. Michigan
3. Illinois
4. Ohio
5. Georgia
6. Minnesota
7. Virginia
8. Indiana
9. Texas
10. Wisconsin

5 Requirements in Dick Cheney's hotel room
1. All lights on
2. Decaf coffee (brewed in advance)
3. Diet Sprite (4 cans)
4. Temp set to 68 degrees(F)
5. TV tuned to FOX News

World's 5 healthiest foods (according to health.com)
1. Olive Oil
2. Soy
3. Yogurt
4. Lentils
5. Kimchee

6 parts of the Circulatory system
1. Heart
2. Arteries
3. Arterioles (small arteries)
4. Capillaries
5. Veins
6. Venules (small veins)

3 Little Pigs
1. Fifer (straw)
2. Fiddler (wood)
3. Practical (brick)

The 4 Seasons
1. Frankie Valli
2. Tommy DeVito
3. Bob Gaudio
4. Nick Massi

7 Programming Languages
1. Toadskin
2. Nietzsche
3. Beatnik
4. OWL
5. Bullfrog
6. Spaghetti
7. Argh!

5 Nicknames made up by Chris Berman
1. Rene "La Kook" Arocha
2. Rick "See ya Later" Aguilera
3. Jim "Hey" Abbott
4. Chuck "New Kid On" Knoblauch
5. Mike "Enough" Aldretti

4 H's in the 4-H Club
1. Head
2. Heart
3. Hands
4. Health

5 Childless U.S. Presidents
1. George Washington
2. James Buchanan
3. Andrew Jackson
4. James Polk
5. James Madison

5 random fact that you don't know
1. Nicole Kidman has Lepidopterophobia...a morbid fear of butterflies
2. Aretha Franklin's voice has been designated a natural resource by the state of Michigan.
3. First Western movie: Kit Carson (1903)
4. The ancient Sumerians were the first to record sightings of Mercury, in about 3000 B.C.
5. Aardvarks have been known to attack and kill lions.

Hope you learned something! If you didn't, go ahead and make a list of why I should never post again.

(and no this was not e-mailed to me)



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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah. He was boyfriends with the Secretary of the Treasury or something. I just made that up.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-18 22:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 09:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

James Buchanan was gay. I bet you didn't know that.

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You are correct, I didn't know that.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 09:34:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

James Buchanan was gay. I bet you didn't know that.

Submitted by Mekare (user info) at 2008-03-17 13:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I hit a deer Friday night on my way to pick up dinner.

NOT on a deserted road with trees...but on a busy street. Street lights and everything.

And I live in Illinois. Go figure.

Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-17 12:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Kimchee is the most foul smelling food in the world!!

The smell soaks into all the food in the fridge, even if it vaccum sealed.

Submitted by Ejryuu (user info) at 2008-03-17 11:43:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 11:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who are the assholes who gave this a +?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 11:02:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who are the assholes who gave this a +?

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-17 10:33:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I knew there was a reason I don't like aardvarks.

Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-17 08:53:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-17 08:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-17 08:28:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good work

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-17 06:07:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

U S president with the biggest balls: Lyndon Johnson

he was so proud of them he sometimes walked around naked inside AirForce One

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-17 06:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a crappier version of "Totally Useless Facts", which is stupendously crappy in of itself.

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"Totally Useless Facts" was full of shit that people already knew(ex. "Water freezes instantly in space"). This was full of non-common knowledge.

P.S. - if you think that posts made in this fashion suck, then maybe you shouldn't click things that are titled "Random Lists for your reading pleasure" or "Totally Useless Facts". If you simply can't restrain yourself, perhaps your mommy can tighten the filter on WebSense for you.

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Well said

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2008-03-17 05:29:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-16 23:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

5 Childless U.S. Presidents
1. George Washington
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He loves children, but not the british children

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-17 04:53:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I haven't seen this before.

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2008-03-16 23:47:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

5 Childless U.S. Presidents
1. George Washington
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He loves children, but not the british children

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-16 15:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-16 14:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a crappier version of "Totally Useless Facts", which is stupendously crappy in of itself.

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"Totally Useless Facts" was full of shit that people already knew(ex. "Water freezes instantly in space"). This was full of non-common knowledge.

P.S. - if you think that posts made in this fashion suck, then maybe you shouldn't click things that are titled "Random Lists for your reading pleasure" or "Totally Useless Facts". If you simply can't restrain yourself, perhaps your mommy can tighten the filter on WebSense for you.
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It's simple - I -2, other people -2, and then it gets off the front page and no one has to view it.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:50:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You suck.

Submitted by cat_head (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit lists.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 04:21:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahaha. Nice.

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-16 03:18:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The 4 Seasons
1. Frankie Valli
2. Tommy DeVito
3. Bob Gaudio
4. Nick Massi
ha ha ha ha ha

Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2008-03-15 22:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species
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I had 2 mnemonic devices for which to remember these by and I still remember them 15 years ater they were ingeniously thought of by me:

Kinky Prostitutes Can Offer Fellows Great Sex

or

KaoPectate Cuz Old Farts Get Squirts

--lesson over--

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And just so you guys know. I didn't count the children they had from raping slaves in the Childless Presidents list.

Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a crappier version of "Totally Useless Facts", which is stupendously crappy in of itself.

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"Totally Useless Facts" was full of shit that people already knew(ex. "Water freezes instantly in space"). This was full of non-common knowledge.

P.S. - if you think that posts made in this fashion suck, then maybe you shouldn't click things that are titled "Random Lists for your reading pleasure" or "Totally Useless Facts". If you simply can't restrain yourself, perhaps your mommy can tighten the filter on WebSense for you.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

best post ever

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

This is a crappier version of "Totally Useless Facts", which is stupendously crappy in of itself.

Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-15 21:29:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:25:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2008-03-15 20:14:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species

Gorp stands for "good ole raisins and peanuts". Personally mine also contains banana chips and m&m's.


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