You can't make this shit up....... (741 hits)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (View user info) at 2008-03-16 08:46:44 EDT
If you are ever thinking of going to Kathmandu
Go somewhere else.........
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-08-19 11:59:51 EDT (#)
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Inflammable har har, liek omg!!1!11
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-08-19 11:30:04 EDT (#)
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this is one of my all time favorite posts
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:44:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:25:03 EDT (#)
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It's funny 'cause you're stupid.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:02:40 EDT (#)
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this was inadvertently the funniest post on the front page
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:34:43 EDT (#)
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haha, nevermind. i just got out my copy of eos and it reads...
Flammable. An oddity, chiefly useful in saving lives. The common word meaning "combustible" is inflammable. But some people are thrown off by the in- and think inflammable means "not combustible." For this reason, trucks carrying gasoline or explosives are now marked FLAMMABLE. Unless you are operating such a truck and hence are concerned with the safety of children and illiterates, use inflammable.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:33:06 EDT (#)
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The mirrors on all the bikes are turned up. What are they looking for up there? Was that the joke?
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:28:39 EDT (#)
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it's ok, bud. buck up. strunk and white are on your side.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-16 11:28:04 EDT (#)
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this should clear things up for you and give you a boner at the same time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrWbYR1cNw
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:55:11 EDT (#)
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Hell, who am I trying to kid? My children would probably eat dog shit on a stick if it had a Disney character on it.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:27:37 EDT (#)
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Orph.. it's a treat. You think the kids will like something Mom made as much as they like getting an icecream from the icecream man? Like hell they will. Kids are fucked and I hate their base ingratitude.
It's midnight here. I'm gonna go wake mine up and tell them it's time for school.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:25:03 EDT (#)
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It's funny 'cause you're stupid.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:20:39 EDT (#)
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Also, there is such a thing as a 'plastic glass'... I am stoopid :(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:18:08 EDT (#)
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Hahaha. The first line reads I just treated the kids to an icecream man'.
I meant an icecream from the icecream man. Or did I? :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:13:18 EDT (#)
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I just treated the kids to an icecream man, and I got myself one too.
In a 20cm plastic glass he put scoop upon scoop of creamy yellow vanilla icecream, layed with chopped nuts and chocolate syrup. On the final scoop he squirted a generous amount of whipped cream, drizzled with strawberry sauce and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands, finishing with an entire chocolate flake pushed into the sundae. Complete with a plastic spoon, this treat cost me one single pound. 100 pence if you will.
I started thinking, what else can you get for a pound these days? Answer, not a lot.
Then, I realised, as I put the sundae down (I couldn't nearly finish it!) I had all the components myself to make the icecream treat in the freezer and the store cupboard. If I already had the ingredients, they were readily available and most of my neighbors were in the same situation also, what was I doing buying icecreams from a man in a van? Seriously, the music is annoying, in the height of summer you have to QUE for the pleasure of his or her service, they never seem to come round when you fancy one and they are always 'sold out' of your first choice anyway. What makes him think we need him anymore and why do we flock to him? I have two tubs of icecream in the garage freezer, one adults, one for he kids, some Lovely Bobbly lollies, some homemade juice lollies and even some Cornetos.
As lovely and as cheap as it was, I could have made a sundae in have the time it took me to que and i dare say it still would have been cheaper. Are we just programmed to follow these mindless traditions? Some, like the rag and bone man, I can not live without, but the icecream man and travelling tea man (Ringtons), you I think we can all do without.
Lets ban the icecream man. He is probably a paedo in disguise anyway. And one of the ones who travels to our street STILL sells single fags to kids.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:08:04 EDT (#)
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so a big tank of gas is capable of being easily ignited?
wgaf?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-16 10:02:40 EDT (#)
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this was inadvertently the funniest post on the front page
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:45:49 EDT (#)
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The funny thing is someone else was dumb enough to take the photo in the first place thinking it was an example of Engrish.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:42:25 EDT (#)
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ya i think you saw the picture somewhere, had a laugh thinking you knew the definition of the word, posted it here, realized your mistake and then said it was an american compound (whatever that means) to try to snake away from your dumbness. good show.
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:39:52 EDT (#)
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Hahaha you fucking dumb FUCK! That just made my night.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:34:19 EDT (#)
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PLEASE EXPLAIN
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:34:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-03-16 13:32:40 GMT (#)
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It was an American compound retard.
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What? So fuck. This is shit.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:33:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:21:23 EDT (#)
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What the hell is the joke?
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He is.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:32:40 EDT (#)
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It was an American compound retard.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:27:53 EDT (#)
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dictionary.com retard. inflammable means easily ignited and capable of burning rapidly. you thought otherwise. LOL
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-16 09:21:23 EDT (#)
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What the hell is the joke?