my therapy (482 hits)
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Submitted by Joe<socialist_joe.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-16 17:16:31 EDT
i just got off of work
hungry
but i cant eat
stomache kill'n me
head pounding
drink a couple beers
headache gone
back still kills
knee will never be right again
im type'n with my left hand
because all my right hand can do is lock up and twitch
makes good smashing instrument
no good for anything else
light a spliff
eat some food
light another spliff
knee feels fine
light another
back all good
light another
i forget that my hand is retarded and use it anyway
bowl
beer
beer
beer
jernt
now i feel no pain
beats the hell out of painkillers
User Reviews
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2LTAP
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-17 12:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-16 20:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
random
words
unintelligible
sometimes
masturbate
sandpaper
bloody sock
spacing
fake drunk
type like alcoholic wigger frat boy
not simon
beer
drugs
love me
piss off
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-17 08:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You needed your Visa for India??
You lucky thing. Have a great time! :):) xx
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2008-03-17 06:19:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 18:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am being beaten by a bunch of kids who call me 'pussy hole'. :(
I'm going for a jaffa Cake and a lie down. Not at the same time though, that is hazardous and could cause choking. I choked once on a piece of cheese and my boyfriend had to perform the Heimlich manouvre on me. It was pretty scary, I couldn't talk or breath and felt dizzy. I think my boyfriend prefered me that way.
It was a piece of Five Counties. Cheese, the silent killer.
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A poignant reminder of the frailty of life.
I go to India in 2 hours, w00t!
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-17 03:39:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i know you can do better than that
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-16 20:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
random
words
unintelligible
sometimes
masturbate
sandpaper
bloody sock
spacing
fake drunk
type like alcoholic wigger frat boy
not simon
beer
drugs
love me
piss off
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2008-03-16 18:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
'jernt'
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 18:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am being beaten by a bunch of kids who call me 'pussy hole'. :(
I'm going for a jaffa Cake and a lie down. Not at the same time though, that is hazardous and could cause choking. I choked once on a piece of cheese and my boyfriend had to perform the Heimlich manouvre on me. It was pretty scary, I couldn't talk or breath and felt dizzy. I think my boyfriend prefered me that way.
It was a piece of Five Counties. Cheese, the silent killer.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-16 18:13:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
playing takes effort
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 18:00:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Someone come play me on Jelly Battle :)
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-16 17:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-03 14:40:31 GMT (#)
Ranking: 2
I worry about you, sometimes.
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