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Sight Restored (374 hits)

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Rating: -1.33 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-03-16 17:26:08 EDT


Stumble-walks as color blobs taunt from quizzical angles and distance. Though colors mix and spin like down a drain, unclear is not unwanted so hands go searching along memorized geometric relationships and, here, lays hands on painted wall... touch expecting more than memory reminds. As though to be engulfed by wall. Man waits two ticks.. and more.. two ticks.. and this is here and now. Propped by wall and conception of wall, braced to support a new world: "Color!" He thinks, "This is color and color is... Color means sight! I can see!" as though to see again was like seeing first. His eyes swim in microspcopic flashes and first he worries that eyes are damaged, born wrong, and itches them almost breaking, knawing free from traps. Stops at recognition of comfort: no pains or double vision. Just clean, precise awares.

"I can see, again!" pronounced in quiet triumph. "I CAN SEE, AGAIN!" he yells so loud reverberates through flirting forms, crossing streets, and somewhere a woman goes DeAf! -->{x]0_0[x}<--, somewhere a friend remembers something warm, somewhere knuckled down pride bares its teeth and a multitude of the trusting kindlys know a man is standing. Stronger made with fresh knowledge of the blind.

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Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-18 10:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HE?!?!?!?!

DUDE, WTF?!?!?!?!

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-17 12:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-17 09:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please insert something profound, helpfully critical and hopefully witty.
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What he means: Please insert something round, which will helpfully critically injure you and is hopefully gritty (such as a cylinder made of sandpaper)...












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into your ass.

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-17 09:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Please insert something profound, helpfully critical and hopefully witty.

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-17 09:21:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-16 17:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This hurt my brain meats.


Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-16 19:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Stretched in ambivalent grassways"

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-16 17:38:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is my poker face.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-16 17:33:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

This hurt my brain meats.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-16 17:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

No


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