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My totally badass guitar collection (860 hits)

Category: Sound & Music

Rating: 0.55 on 32 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by G-prime (View user info) at 2008-03-16 22:07:21 EDT


They aren't all mine. Which is the coolest?

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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:41:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-17 07:35:13 EDT (#)
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no one plays telecasters anymore?

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thats the next one im buying. also no it is not a grotty shed, it is my basement... shame...

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:57:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 02:15:47 EDT (#)
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pps- i'm drunk as fuck.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 02:15:30 EDT (#)
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ps- greatest amp ever for the money- Peavey JSX212


if you don't buy one of those, you better be buying a Krankenstien head and cab. or if you are a rich and famous guitarist, get a Dumble.


'nuff said. i'm throwing my Marshall in the trash. terrible amps. i don't know why they are so revered. i get the worst tone out of mine. although it DOES have that shitty valvestate technology. i should have known better... i get better tone out of my Digitech processor going through my computer speakers. someone should really make an amp with a built-in subwoofer.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 02:06:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-03-18 01:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet. I just bought a new 60's-era strat with reverse headstock and inverted bridge pickup. It plays like a wet dream.

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BLARFFFFFFF!!!!


reverse headstocks are ugly as fuck. what's this? oh look, a REAL headstock from the TWENTY FIRST CENTURY! http://www.diyguitarist.com/Images/Mojo-Head1.JPG

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-18 03:38:21 EDT (#)
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PLAY TEEN SPIRIT!


Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-03-18 01:20:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet. I just bought a new 60's-era strat with reverse headstock and inverted bridge pickup. It plays like a wet dream.


Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the ice man

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Now if you could only play them any better than a ham-handed mongoloid.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-17 17:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Look's like this might be "Joes Garage".

"It wasn't very large
There was just enough room to cram the drums
In the corner over by the Dodge
It was a fifty-four
With a mashed up door
And a cheesy little amp
With a sign on the front said "Fender Champ"
And a second hand guitar
It was a Stratocaster with a whammy bar".


Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-17 14:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like that tall skinny one to the far left. (Just to the left of the silver guitar.)

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-17 13:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-17 12:54:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because you put a random violin in the picture to confuse people.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 11:01:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You live near a landfill?

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-17 10:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 guitars

Your collection is badass, there's no question (especially the older strat).

I will tell you however, that until you have a Platinum Series B.C. Rich Warlock in blood red with the Widow headstock (like I do *ahem*) you are still miles from being ultimate.



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-17 10:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You keep them in a grotty old shed??

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-17 09:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i love my guitar.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-17 08:36:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Guitar collections always get a + from me, even if they're not entirely yours. That said: http://xkcd.com/37/

czwij - I have a Tele in my collection. I like it juuust fine.

linkwhores in stereo: http://www.ubersite.com/m/114858 http://www.ubersite.com/m/110823 (the unfinished ones are done now)

Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2008-03-17 07:35:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no one plays telecasters anymore?

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-17 04:51:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Yeah, totally.

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2008-03-17 02:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Which one of those is badass?

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-17 01:08:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm quite partial to Ibanez guitars have had one of those AX models for a long time. Mine is the seven string variety though and just kicks ass. Weighs a solid ton as well, but the sound that sucker puts out is just amazing, even through a little Fender practice amp.

That isn't a bad Iceman either. They put out a new line of Iceman inspired stuff a little while ago (called the "X Line" or something), composed of three (I think...) new models. I picked up one of them (the ADD-120, I belive) and yeah, it just rules. Its become my main instrument.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-17 00:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

the only one i'd be caught dead playing is the black LP, if it's even real. the headstock doesn't say Gibson on it from what i can tell, but maybe it's just the angle. and the hardware doesn't really look like what's on the LPs.

this is the first real guitar i bought (besides my cheap beginner guitars)-

Epiphone Les Paul Standard
http://www.musicroom.com/imagezoom.aspx?product_id=436952
http://www.leadguitars.fr/images/Epiphone-Les-Paul-Standard-Plus-vs.jpg

the only difference i can tell from a Gibson LP is the attention to detail is slightly lower and the pickups are cheaper but they still sound pretty good. i may try putting in an active pickup system for the hell of it.

and this is the guitar i bought on friday which will get here this week-

Parker Nitefly M
http://www.parkerguitars.com/code/models/models_nitefly_m_intro.asp

god, i can't wait to hear those DiMarzio custom wound humbuckers through my Marshall... or the Fishman piezo. the best part is, you can combine the piezo and the mags in stereo for the ultimate clean sound. with the push/pull coil tapping ability, it will really sound good using a single coil. and the neck is carbon-glass composite and it's the fastest neck i've ever played. that helps lower the weight to 6 and a half pounds. much easier on my shoulder than a heavy Les Paul.



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Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-16 23:35:05 EDT (#)
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hey fuck you, i ROCK the tambourine. i can do a pretty mean triangle in a pinch, too.

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:54:10 EDT (#)
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That tiny one just to the right of center frame with the divots in it is the coolest one. The polished, wood looking one.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:47:20 EDT (#)
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Totally badass.

You know what i like? The bare concrete floor and the tambourine. To me, that says "SO FUCKING ROCK!"

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:39:57 EDT (#)
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the one your girlfriend is holding... oh, wait.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:35:58 EDT (#)
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i'd rock out that double humbucker job in the front...not the nike swoosh looking atrocity. that gretsch knockoff, the black one.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:32:23 EDT (#)
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that violn is really not that badass of a guitar

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:16:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Isn't that violin a Stradivarius? No? Well, tough shit.

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-03-16 22:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know anything about guitars, but they all kinda look rather plain.


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