FUCK FAFSA, FUCK WELLSFARGO..(A bloody Rant) (510 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-03-17 15:17:27 EDT
If none of this shit transfers why are you busting my balls about it?
I'm so fucking over school. I really do hate this shit. I'm just so tired of FAFSA. I have received not one penny in my 3 years of school. Not a single penny. I guess in fairytale land if I was some ghetto trash, or else grew up on government cheese I would get ass loads of money.
I get nothing, notta, zilch. I go to complain to the lady at the front and she makes it seem like it is my fault I didn't receive aid.
"Well we sent you a letter about 1 week ago"
"Sorry, I just moved. I did not receive it yet"
"Well that's not our fault. That is you're fault."
"Calm down. I just moved out of my apartment"
"Well you should have notified us."
"I'm notifying you right fucking now"
"Well it seems to me its not us but it is you"
I don't understand these fucking assholes. Every time to some avail my name is the one that gets flagged. Always mine.
We need more information, we need this, you have too many units, you need to get a petition, you already graduated etc.
But all my friends seem to be getting ass loads of money and just waste it on bullshit. I'm so tired of this fucking school. I'm tired of school in general. The bitch tried to make it seem like I did my Fafsa late.
"Well you completed it on Sept 9th."
Oh let me get this straight, I completed it on Sept. 9th when it was fucking due on March the 2nd? So somehow doing it all those months ago was just way the fuck past the deadline? What the fuck are you talking about? I completed it for 07' you twat and I did it for 08' already as well.
Then I ask this cunt if I transfer will I have the same problem due to the unit conflicts, and also with my grants.
"I don't know about other schools, I don't know you need to ask them"
So let me get this straight. You're the head of FAFSA for this college and you think that since FAFSA is regulated by the government you wouldn't know that if I'm having this much trouble here getting money if it will be the same way at a 4 year? Are you fucking senile?
They fucked up! So, that's why I owe the school money.
Here's the story. When I first enrolled here my first or second semester I was supposed to get FAFSA up to the tune of about $2500. Because the money was shown on the computer to be coming in for my name the school let me enroll in classes. After I'm already enrolled something happened and they pulled my money. Some bullshit with my moms tax return, or else the school just pulling their bullshit. So I end up in the middle of my semester owing the school fucking $2500.
So I have gone to school since then and paid my entire way through it. No help, from anyone. No fucking loans. I just wanted the FAFSA here for my last semester that I should receive to pay off these fucking assholes. Because, this would have paid off my debt so I can fucking leave this school.
But, No now I'm in this situation where I have to get extension for FAFSA or some bullshit with a counselor. Last semester when I did the petition I still received no money. All it got me was a fee waiver for the semester for one class. I'm so tired of this bullshit.
I know something is going on with my ID or something in the office. Only for the simple fact I have received NO FUCKING MONEY IN 2 MOTHERFUCKING YEARS!!!!. Every time I get denied. I get flagged and I have to jump hoops and do all this fucking bullshit and it's pissing me off. Fuck the financial aid department at my school. These fuckers try to make it so you don't get money. Like it fucking matters to them. It's fucking bullshit.
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Another rant. FUCK YOU WELLS FARGO. So let me get this straight. You give me on-line banking but the catch is I can't use it unless I have an active ATM,DEBIT card. Even though I have my money I can't send it anywhere I want without and active debit card so I can fuck up and you can charge me 37.65$ every time it goes over. Even though you know that money will be going into the account in 3 days.
So you fucking pieces of shit see a check that is a pay check coming into my account. For some fucking reason a Paycheck that I can fucking cash at a liquor store has to take 3-4 days to clear so I can spend my money. Then even though the check is a pay stub and in your system you want me to spend my money then you can charge me overdraft fees on money that is already in your database? FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SCAMMING PIECES OF SHIT!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
Oh, so I told you that my wallet got stolen. I provide for you School ID, Past transactions, my account number, my social, and also get on my on-line account right in front of you're stupid ass and you still say you can't give me my money. No in fact your willing to give me $100 out of my account but you can't give me the $600 I requested. Are you a fucking Moron????
So you can verify me enough to allow me $100 but since I don't have an ID (Which was stolen) you can only give me $100. So are you just going to give me $100 six times you fucking toolbag Jr.College dropout piece of shit? Nope. You can't do that its against policy.
So if someone gets robbed and has no money you guys can't ever verify them to allow them into their own fucking account. How is that person supposed to live if they are stuck in that situation. Go to the DMV and get a new license? WITH WHAT ASSHOLE! You do understand you have to have your social security card, Passport, and birth certificate to get a License in California nowadays don't you? So if their wallet was stolen wouldn't most of those things be gone besides the passport? Are you fucking kidding me.
Uber this fucking asshole had the biggest shit eating grin on his face. He knew it was me but he decided to be a faggot and follow procedure because he thought I was desperate. Isn't that how it goes? If they think you are a poor person, or a desperate fuck they decide to follow procedure and recite bullshit laws that make no sense. I even had to call the operator on the phone and he was flabbergasted at why they wouldn't give me more of my money. All he kept saying that the guy was following guidelines but it changes by each store.
Hold on a sec?
That is fucking bullshit. So you're telling me that the guidelines for a FUCKING BANK!! change by each store location? are you fucking serious? isn't the bank owned by a corporation which sets the guidelines for every fucking WELLSFUCKO IN AMERICA! I kept drilling the fuck about the policy with 2nd forms of ID. He didn't know what to say. He even told me that those were good questions and he insisted on speaking to the fucking little power trip barely high school graduated Mexican (he was Mexican no racism but he was fucking tool) fuck, who thinks he's a pillar in his community because he works at Wellsfargo in the bank and is an assistant (Ohmigod) manager of the little dinky fucking spot in a fucking Ralph's grocery store. I just looked at him and laughed insanely.
After I destroyed him. All he could say was.
"I think you better try another branch because I can't give it to you"
Really fuckstain? I looked up at him and just laughed with glee. I went to another bank and they gave me my money. I plan to go back and just give the guy a lot of shit for thinking because I was unshaven, wearing sweats from working ( I was building houses for habitat for humanity that day) with dirt on my collar and all over my sweats, and wearing my baseball hat, With Maria ( cute little Mexican girl ) with me that I was some poor lower class slob who he could fuck around with.
You guys should have seen this asshole. He was relishing in his power. All he had to do was just say it was "OK" the other banks and banks I have been to have done it. He just wanted to show his power and his bullshit. We got into it me and this fuck. So I'm going in tomorrow to tell the little fuck off. Wow dick cheese you work at a bank. I know for your apple picking family that is like going to Harvard. But for me I laugh in your very direction. I will be a Lawyer or a doctor you fuck head.
This has not been a good couple of days.
Blow me up uber, blow me up.
FUCK FAFSA, FUCK WELLS FARGO!!!
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:23:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-03-17 16:26:21 EDT (#)
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1.) You're having trouble with your FASFA because you are probably still filing as a dependent on your mommy's tax returns.
2.) You shouldn't keep your social security card or birth certificate in your wallet, unless you like having your identity stolen.
3.)Stop bitching
4.)You shouldn't need financial aid for junior college. That's the point of junior colleges, they're cheap and for people without financial means.
5.)Get a job.
6.)Stop posting.
7.)STFU
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Word. You sound like the black lady in this post: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115615
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 23:58:34 EDT (#)
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FartMan- I reread that line I wrote and started to laugh like a dingbat. HAHAHA my rants are insane. But so is life. ahhaha This post is true to me though. +2 because I have already started drinking that Southern Comfort to numb the pain. Fuck yeah! Kiss me I'm not irish at all!!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-17 23:51:31 EDT (#)
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Oh, so I told you that my wallet got stolen. I provide for you School ID, Past transactions, my account number, my social, and also get on my on-line account right in front of you're stupid ass and you still say you can't give me my money. No in fact your willing to give me $100 out of my account but you can't give me the $600 I requested. Are you a fucking Moron????
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-03-17 23:08:18 EDT (#)
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wow I didn't realize that you actually go to junior college, I was using that as an insult
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-03-17 22:18:41 EDT (#)
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I'm not getting shit from FAFSA either.
-1 because I seriously don't think you needed to put (a bloody rant) after your title. And also for being Perkman.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-17 21:35:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:32:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:09:19 EDT (#)
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heh.
Perkman strikes again.
awesome.
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Rob, you ignorant slut. You'd +2 someone who just killed you wife and child. You suck, little man.
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I would +2 that, also. bfd.
+2BUBBA
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:32:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:09:19 EDT (#)
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heh.
Perkman strikes again.
awesome.
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Rob, you ignorant slut. You'd +2 someone who just killed you wife and child. You suck, little man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:21:16 EDT (#)
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I am willing to send bart $100 if he will simply let me drop ONE -3 on this post.
You are officially the "whiniest junior college student" in America.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:09:19 EDT (#)
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heh.
Perkman strikes again.
awesome.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:11:40 EDT (#)
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Adamdidittou- You're right. I shouldn't need Fafsa because I'm at a Jr.College.
But I do need it because they fucked me with money. So they fucked up now I owe funds understand?
Fuck wells Fargo. Fuck them in their scamming asses.
Wells Fargo tries to trick you into getting debit charges. They keep insisting that you should get a Debit or ATM card. If you don't have one they make you jump through hoops to get your money. They continuing ask you for you're Debit card and get all mad when you explain you canceled it.
"Why would you cancel it?"
Well maybe because you keep charging me bullshit overdraft fees when I have money pending in my account. Its insane. They tried to pull the old switcharoo on me before and I have gotten about $600 of Late charges revoked. I'm too smart for that bullshit.
Does it make sense that if you have a fucking pay stub, or else a Cashiers check that if you deposit it. It will take 4-5 days to clear? How is that fucking possible? they claim they need to verify funds which is bullshit. If I can cash it at a god damn liquor store I think its verified enough. Just bullshit for you to deposit money into your account knowing you have money and you spend it over the weekend so they can charge you overdraft fees on money that they know is in the system and that should have already gone through.
Fuck you wells Fargo.
I plan to yell at that faggot from the bank in a couple of days. I'm going to go in all well groomed, with a Polo on, khakis, and all nice shit on. Look at him and tell him he's a fucking retard then walk out.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-17 17:59:46 EDT (#)
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worse than Electro
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2008-03-17 16:26:21 EDT (#)
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1.) You're having trouble with your FASFA because you are probably still filing as a dependent on your mommy's tax returns.
2.) You shouldn't keep your social security card or birth certificate in your wallet, unless you like having your identity stolen.
3.)Stop bitching
4.)You shouldn't need financial aid for junior college. That's the point of junior colleges, they're cheap and for people without financial means.
5.)Get a job.
6.)Stop posting.
7.)STFU
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-17 16:18:40 EDT (#)
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You expect things to be run by intelligent people, where as those of us who live in reality, understand that the general population aren't above the mental level of a fifth grader.
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This is very true. What I do not understand is why, and how?
HOW the fuck does this happen? HOW?
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-17 16:10:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:24:31 EDT (#)
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Honestly I don't care what I write because I will get hate either way. But alas, its cool the people that are smart will understand this.
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Untrue. If you ever did something other than complain to people who can't or won't help you, maybe you'd have less to bitch about.
From all of this, I see your error here. You have no understanding of beaurocracy. You expect things to be run by intelligent people, where as those of us who live in reality, understand that the general population aren't above the mental level of a fifth grader.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:56:07 EDT (#)
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You speak of getting fucked by a college financial department as if it's something new. Welcome to life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:54:07 EDT (#)
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every time i read your posts they are disgustingly bad, yet I keep coming back to read more.
The only other person who has ever got that response from me is Electro.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:51:48 EDT (#)
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you shouldn't need financial aid to go to junior college
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:49:41 EDT (#)
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I am a heron, I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:46:21 EDT (#)
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I cannot fucking stand going to wells fargo. Banks are a pain in the ass, as well as the dmv.
My brother had no problem with "FAFSA", but he's a rich white kid.
This only applies if your white.
You ever thought about callin up the caucasin college fund?
Wait, it doesnt exist?
Good luck man.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:34:34 EDT (#)
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How is this typical? please enlighten me?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:34:13 EDT (#)
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Typical.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:27:08 EDT (#)
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Well fuck it' off to practice.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:26:03 EDT (#)
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Hey man it's cool that you introduced your little brother to this site, looks like he's following in your footsteps
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115607
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:24:31 EDT (#)
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Honestly I don't care what I write because I will get hate either way. But alas, its cool the people that are smart will understand this.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:24:19 EDT (#)
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wow.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:23:28 EDT (#)
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Here comes the -2's
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