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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-03-17 15:24:04 EDT


Joe the sheep had been staring at the sheep next to him for almost two years. When, gasping, he exclaimed, "Oh my God! You're a wolf. Hey everybody there's a wolf over here. There's a wolf in sheeps clothing over here, everybody RUNNNN!" Looking, Joe saw none move. No sheep wool fleeing accross the grasses. Newly familiar of how wolf-in-sheep's-skin look, Joe realized that all the sheep he could see were actually wolves. With surprise, the wolf next to him replied, "You talk? We thought you were a big rock!" Then they ate him and milk at the gas station is sour 1/4 of the time.

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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 17:00:53 EDT (#)
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Who keeps logging in to this site for you?

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This was an awesome story but I hate you and you probably copied it from somewhere.

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take your meds.

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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-17 15:32:50 EDT (#)
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