Drunk in Portugal, and weird european keyboards (772 hits)
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Submitted by Monkeyswithguns (View user info) at 2008-03-17 18:07:17 EDT
Not much to say, but my trip to Spain-Portugal is kicking all sorts of ass, and that makes me far superior than 70% of you. As far as I know, only Schlongy and Chaos Jester kick this much ass as regularly as myself and my wife.
If you ever get the chance, visit Sintra, Portugal, which is fucking AWESOME.
In fact, thatºs pretty much all I have to say.....except that where the apostrephy(sp?) should be, there is the º instead. This and many other things about European keyboards sucks all kinds of donkey dick.
At this moment, Iºm drunk, in a hostel in Lisbon, Portugal, about to go to Coimbra, then on to Madrid, to rock the fuck out of the Iberian Peninsula, and all you suckers are stuck back home.
Yeah, itºs only momentary, but Iºm going to boast while I can, because within 2 weeks, Iºll be a sucker just like all of you. A word to the wise, enjoy your small victories while you can, because theyºre short and fleeting, and if you let the knowledge that youºll be back to normal so soon bring you down, you really waste your time and money on nothing. On that note.....Bom Dia y Bom Niote fuckers.........
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:32:06 EDT (#)
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My apologies for the delay. I was in Austin, TX playing the South by Southwest Music Festival last week and just got back to "work" today.
Nice.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:01:24 EDT (#)
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Have fun.
Keyboards in the Czech Republic are worse. We're talking about an entire nation too poor to buy a vowel, just tons of asterisks and accent marks... and typing on that was foul.
Ok so there were vowels on the keyboard, but every time I touched one my web browser crashed.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:16:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:12:01 EDT (#)
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+2 front page because I'm miserably ill today and I couldn't possibly feel any worse.
Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-18 10:58:51 EDT (#)
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Been there, done that. Can't say I'd go back to Portugal again, with so many other much more interesting places around.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-18 08:36:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:46:36 CDT (#)
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You better have pictures to post when you get back.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 08:05:17 EDT (#)
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I have a hankering for green beans.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 05:18:41 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-03-18 01:25:42 EDT (#)
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Thats ok. I just got back from a week on a beautiful Caribbean island where I smoked dope and drank Sol. It was fucking sweet. Much better than your stupid vacation.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2008-03-18 00:47:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-17 23:10:50 EDT (#)
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MWG! Send me a postcard!!!
I'm still working out what to mail back to you, too.
and it's "apostrophe" for the record.
:)
HAVE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:46:36 EDT (#)
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You better have pictures to post when you get back.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:02:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:09:04 EDT (#)
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Who is Schlongy?
It's my alias, for when I want to sneak by "under the Uber radar".
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-17 20:01:31 EDT (#)
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You're right, minus the Chaos Jester part.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:56:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:53:13 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, but chaos jester kicks zero ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:53:13 EDT (#)
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i'm sorry, but chaos jester kicks zero ass.
shlongy, however, is internationally ranked in that category.
getting schnockered in foreign locales is a good time
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:45:53 EDT (#)
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+2 ubering in public kiosks.
I did it when I was waiting for trains and things in Ireland, and yeah, there was no apostrophe or something. I'm going to see if I can find those drunk reviews..good times. Hope you enjoy the rest of your trip.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-17 19:13:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:32:33 EDT (#)
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I rest happy knowing I am solidly in the 30%.
Have fun. Drink port.
Sardines smell horrible.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:24:27 EDT (#)
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Pure shit.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:17:56 EDT (#)
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hostel.
lol
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-17 18:09:04 EDT (#)
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Who is Schlongy?