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Submitted by X54 (View user info) at 2008-03-18 01:07:55 EDT


Then stop taking it up the ass!

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:54:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ignore_the_Small_Print (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I know i'm probably just rising to the bait, but 'The Fat Duck' in England (owned by Heston Blumenthal) was named as the best restaurant in the world by Restaurant magazine in 2005, and it came second in 2004, 2006 and 2007.
If you Americans have never heard of him before, Heston Blumenthal is an absolute legend.



Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-19 00:58:17 EDT (#)
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ive heard it so many times already.

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:48:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

haha at the brits actually defending british cuisine

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:16:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

mildly amusing.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:36:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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British people do not boil everything.

British people are capable of cooking excellent food.

That you believe the stereotypes about this country and food merely serves to reinforce the stereotype that Americans are stupid.

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Firstly, i'm not American. Secondly, the last time I was in England I spent two weeks with an absolutely loaded Brit who also happened to be a completely pretentious gourmet. We spent pretty much the entire time eating out in London and surrounds' best eateries and the conclusion reached by both of us after forking over a few thousand pounds was to travel to fucking France instead.

I think i had two world class meals in about 30. And they weren't even as good as your average French tourist trap.

Maybe my palate has been a bit spoilt by the Mediterranean/ Asian fusion that's rocks house in Australia right now (see: Tetsuya's) but seriously, English food has a looooong way to go.

Granted, however, Delia Smith puts on quite a good Christmas spread.

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:31:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:55:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Vinegar on fish--it's like eating freshly douched pussy sans orgasm.

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You're either a virgin or go down on seriously dirty girls. For more info. on great British food, check this out:

http://www.greatbritishkitchen.co.uk/

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The dirtier the better.

I admit, I was only criticizing British food to elicit a reaction. I actually love British food. It's like going down on a seriously dirty girl.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I dont think i have ever boiled anything except possibly rice!

The police are good here I believe when you compare them with other countries.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:47:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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British people do not boil everything.

British people are capable of cooking excellent food.

That you believe the stereotypes about this country and food merely serves to reinforce the stereotype that Americans are stupid.

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I was quoting Tim Meadows from an episode of Saturday Night Live, back when the show used to be funny. :)

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:28:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Vinegar on fish--it's like eating freshly douched pussy sans orgasm.

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You're either a virgin or go down on seriously dirty girls. For more info. on great British food, check this out:

http://www.greatbritishkitchen.co.uk/

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:30 EDT (#)
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The world's greatest food guide (Michelin, you can fuck off with that Zagat shit) is run by an Englishman. The guide itself only decided to review American restaurants in 2006.

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The world's greatest food guide? How does that relate to actually preparing food? That it's run by an Englishman (isn't Michelin a French company?) only makes it ironic: you can recognize good food without being able to cook it. What the hell is British food, anyway? There are Mexican restaurants and French restaurants and Greek restaurants and Italian restaurants and all kinds of restaurants, but the closest I've seen to a British restaurant is a hole in the wall that flies the Union Jack and serves fish & chips with vinegar instead of tartar sauce. Vinegar on fish--it's like eating freshly douched pussy sans orgasm.



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:33:22 GMT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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British people do not boil everything.

British people are capable of cooking excellent food.

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Of course you are. It's just that everyone else's food is more excellent than yours.

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The world's greatest food guide (Michelin, you can fuck off with that Zagat shit) is run by an Englishman. The guide itself only decided to review American restaurants in 2006.

Europe > America.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:33:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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British people do not boil everything.

British people are capable of cooking excellent food.

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Of course you are. It's just that everyone else's food is more excellent than yours.

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:21:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 04:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is so great about British police? And what is so bad about our cooking.

This is obviously, given girth and retardation, an American.
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking Americans.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:41:08 EDT (#)
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British people do not boil everything.

British people are capable of cooking excellent food.

That you believe the stereotypes about this country and food merely serves to reinforce the stereotype that Americans are stupid.

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-18 10:57:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 04:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is so great about British police? And what is so bad about our cooking.

This is obviously, given girth and retardation, an American.

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Boiling everything is a super good way of cooking food!

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-18 09:50:26 EDT (#)
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ubmitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 04:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And what is so bad about our cooking.

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Good lord I hope that's tongue in cheek. If not, I'm not sure you ever left the UK.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 07:54:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FAIL

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 04:02:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What the fuck is so great about British police? And what is so bad about our cooking.

This is obviously, given girth and retardation, an American.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-18 03:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

my heaven has americans judging other peoples harshly.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-18 03:46:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Be gone from my sight!


Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-18 01:18:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2008-03-18 01:18:24 EDT (#)
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Gay.


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