Here Boy....Here Boy LOL (1474 hits)
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Submitted by S.I. Co. Semen (View user info) at 2008-03-18 11:05:51 EDT
Dumb dogs.
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:48:38 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:57:51 EDT (#)
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Tuck and Roll!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-18 23:37:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:21:20 EDT (#)
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haha below
sico finally slurped enough ass to get auto +2s from mccallum after all that acrimony
good boys
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Actually, I thought the clip was funnier than hell, that's why it got a +2.
Now you can go back to thinking your opinions on uber actually count for something...
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2008-03-18 23:34:16 EDT (#)
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jesus that's sad as fuck
still laughed out loud for a solid 2 minutes.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:35:39 EDT (#)
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Your dog will be dead meat if you don't spill the beans.
i have OCD - your competition is no fun for me.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:33:33 EDT (#)
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Haha, my dog is that stupid too.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:21:07 EDT (#)
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i laughed...i hope the dog's okay, though, if this is real
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:14:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:05:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:34:51 EDT (#)
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It's also fake. You can tell by the shitty keyframing and the fact that the dog rolls without bending its legs.
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Icarus you are a fucking idiot.
The reason the dog's legs aren't bending is because of a SUPER-SECRET and little known phenomena called centrifugal force.
Look it up you goddamn moron.
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Centrifugal force? Really? So if I were to chuck you, a biped, at 55 MPH, you'd cartwheel beautifully with arms and legs at full extension? Or do the properties of physics change entirely when you add another pair of legs? I think you're mistaking centrifugal force with rigor mortis, you retarded ape, which would also account for the shitty keyframing. Why not chuck a pint of drano and give us a full report?
The end was faked so poorly it wasn't even done with a dummy. Some amateur just keyframed it using a static photo of a dog.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:21:20 EDT (#)
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haha below
sico finally slurped enough ass to get auto +2s from mccallum after all that acrimony
good boys
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:10:39 EDT (#)
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Hey...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/115442#2666711
That guy was in the can again here at work.
It is 4:06PST now, he was in there at 3:35, and he just left about two minutes ago.
Instea of saying something directly while he just sat there in utter silence I went into the next stall, and while I pissed I muttered very softly.
"...asshumping motherwhoring cuntsucking teabagging ballcrushing son of a bitching..."
After hearing this for 30 seconds or so he unspooled about 9 yards of toilet paper, wiped so furiously it sounded like someone sanding down a door jamb, and then got the hell out of there.
My work is done. I'm heading home.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:27:47 EDT (#)
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This looks worse than it really is. My best guess is that the car is traveling no more than 15 mph, probably 10, and the dog jumped into the grass. I calculated this based on the dog's two rolls post touch down.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:24:09 EDT (#)
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Real or not; I LOL'd my ass off.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:48:11 EDT (#)
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Phenomenon. Heh.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:47:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:34:51 EDT (#)
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It's also fake. You can tell by the shitty keyframing and the fact that the dog rolls without bending its legs.
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Icarus you are a fucking idiot.
The reason the dog's legs aren't bending is because of a SUPER-SECRET and little known phenomena called centrifugal force.
Look it up you goddamn moron.
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:14:32 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:01:45 EDT (#)
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This made me laugh
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:34:51 EDT (#)
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It's also fake. You can tell by the shitty keyframing and the fact that the dog rolls without bending its legs. Not faked by Simon, mind you. He hasn't mastered notepad, let alone photoshop.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:30:23 EDT (#)
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awww i think this is really cruel, even for you.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:05:59 EDT (#)
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HotWillie below
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:03:34 EDT (#)
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...and the crowd went silent, patrons filing out of the doors....
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 15:02:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:40:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:37:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:11:46 EDT (#)
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Well perhaps, icarus, I will hire scourge to kick your fat ass onto a tread mill where muddy will programming calculators with his other japaNASA colleagues.
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Good job. You finally seem to be using words, and a few of them (like "a" and "with") were actually English. Now all you have to do is put them in an order that conveys an idea, thought, or concept.
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Novel, and while we're on novel ideas I have one for you. Why don't you quit jumping out of windows like the dog above trying to "get" at me?
Swell...stool....suckage.
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Who needs Windows when I have Linux, and a comfortable office 1K+ miles away from whatever low-income trailer park you call home?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 14:02:32 EDT (#)
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You are already in my bad books, don't make it worse for yourself, son.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:43:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:30:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:19:30 CDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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roll call!
Ooops.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:40:49 EDT (#)
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Orphelia, I knew you were one to take shots at yourself but that's a little harsh, wouldn't you say?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:35:41 EDT (#)
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Dumb freakin' mutt.
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:30:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:19:30 CDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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roll call!
Submitted by Hot_For_Teacher (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:19:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:19:30 CDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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roll call!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:19:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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roll call!
Submitted by TonyDanza (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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roll call!
Submitted by EkO (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:45:23 EDT (#)
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roll call!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:43:56 EDT (#)
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Is there any alter not accounted for here?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:04 EDT (#)
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moron
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says username 'vulva'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:13 EDT (#)
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GIF +2
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:04 EDT (#)
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moron
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:41:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:37:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:11:46 EDT (#)
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Well perhaps, icarus, I will hire scourge to kick your fat ass onto a tread mill where muddy will programming calculators with his other japaNASA colleagues.
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Good job. You finally seem to be using words, and a few of them (like "a" and "with") were actually English. Now all you have to do is put them in an order that conveys an idea, thought, or concept.
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ROFL
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:40:34 EDT (#)
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Fuck Bear Stearns.
Mismanaged companies like that kill the entire market for a year.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:40:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:37:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:11:46 EDT (#)
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Well perhaps, icarus, I will hire scourge to kick your fat ass onto a tread mill where muddy will programming calculators with his other japaNASA colleagues.
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Good job. You finally seem to be using words, and a few of them (like "a" and "with") were actually English. Now all you have to do is put them in an order that conveys an idea, thought, or concept.
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Novel, and while we're on novel ideas I have one for you. Why don't you quit jumping out of windows like the dog above trying to "get" at me?
Swell...stool....suckage.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:39:12 EDT (#)
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lmao
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:37:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:11:46 EDT (#)
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Well perhaps, icarus, I will hire scourge to kick your fat ass onto a tread mill where muddy will programming calculators with his other japaNASA colleagues.
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Good job. You finally seem to be using words, and a few of them (like "a" and "with") were actually English. Now all you have to do is put them in an order that conveys an idea, thought, or concept.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:34:05 EDT (#)
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Shlongy...on a completely unrelated note, what's the deal with Bear Stearns? They are through the roof today but way below for the 6 month. I know they fucked their books but do they stand a chance to rebound?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:33:07 EDT (#)
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Looks like someone likes to retal -2
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Submitted by JonBlaze (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:32:33 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:32:24 EDT (#)
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I wish that I still had the power to ban people.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:30:26 EDT (#)
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No vending machine.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:30:11 EDT (#)
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Ride bikes with oathmeal in April: http://www.indymedia.org.uk/images/2007/03/365319.jpg
Submitted by JonBlaze (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:28:12 EDT (#)
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die
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:27:24 EDT (#)
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Startled hamster below.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:24:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:20:38 EDT (#)
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I'm turning you into the ASPCA for just posting this.
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bwaghahahahahahaahahahhahahahahaa..... why don't you call the cops on the internet while you're at it, dipshit.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:24:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:22:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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no fuck you scourge, I'm tired of you prancing all around these posts like your fatass is so cool.
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Says the guy who was basically caught jerking off on AIM with some chick from Uber...
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hey princess, I knew you'd come around sooner or later.
technically I never jerked off on aim, mr. squeaky clean
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:22:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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no fuck you scourge, I'm tired of you prancing all around these posts like your fatass is so cool.
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Says the guy who was basically caught jerking off on AIM with some chick from Uber...
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:21:11 EDT (#)
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In related news, I benched 320 yesterday for the first time.
My e-penis is now officially huge.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:20:38 EDT (#)
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I'm turning you into the ASPCA for just posting this.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:19:46 EDT (#)
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Method pumping iron: http://www.changingshape.com/images/exercise/workoutpictures/barbellinclinepress1.jpg
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:17:56 EDT (#)
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ladies, ladies, stop the bickering, us fat people have to stick together!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:12:36 EDT (#)
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I like how the other one just kind of glances and then keeps running. Dogs are awesome.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:11:46 EDT (#)
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Well perhaps, icarus, I will hire scourge to kick your fat ass onto a tread mill where muddy will programming calculators with his other japaNASA colleagues.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:07:05 EDT (#)
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no fuck you scourge, I'm tired of you prancing all around these posts like your fatass is so cool.
fuck you, wannabe
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:06:15 EDT (#)
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Does failing this consistently hurt, or is it something you've grown accustomed to by now?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:05:51 EDT (#)
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fuck off, bamf.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:04:22 EDT (#)
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Nothing beats the sound of young girl hips cracking as I s.......shit, my pee pee is tiny.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:03:29 EDT (#)
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Conclusive proof that dogs are fucking stupid.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:02:24 EDT (#)
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you sure it was her and not a dead turkey or something...hard to imagine you being able to see past your fucking gut
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:59:05 EDT (#)
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no, that was the sound of your daughters hips cracking as i railed her ass.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:56:56 EDT (#)
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Oh shit, I hope they were driving to a pet store.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:53:48 EDT (#)
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he's not human...he's made of gravy and dumplings
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:53:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:44:29 EDT (#)
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that dog was your mom bitch!!!!
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And I think this would make more sense like this: "that dog was your bitch mom!!!"
Just a thought.
Can you see wang or triang when the dog jumps?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:52:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:48:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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oh snap!, below
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is that the description of you chair breaking under your fatass, fatass?
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Can we knock it off with the "scourge is fat" bit? Seriously, he's human too, you know.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:48:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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oh snap!, below
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is that the description of you chair breaking under your fatass, fatass?
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:47:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:46:24 EDT (#)
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oh snap!, below
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:44:29 EDT (#)
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that dog was your mom bitch!!!!
BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:43:38 EDT (#)
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That was probably Muddy's dog :(
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:26:36 EDT (#)
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stumble?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:26:11 EDT (#)
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Who came in your cocoa krispies muddy?
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:24:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:22:34 EDT (#)
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HADOGKEN!!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:17:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:11:40 EDT (#)
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I guess he did a barrel roll.
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I read this about 4 minutes ago and I'm still laughing hysterically. My boss just told me to shut the fuck up.
lulz
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:14:28 EDT (#)
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That dog was like a torpedo, a weapon of mass destruction, or something else suitably large and destructive.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:11:40 EDT (#)
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I guess he did a barrel roll.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:10:49 EDT (#)
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I really shouldn't laugh at an animal's pain but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....oh man I can't stop laughing. That dog is SO STUPID it's hilarious...
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-18 11:09:59 EDT (#)
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+2 dogs