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Sugarfoot and Wolfie (372 hits)

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Submitted by InkyFingers (View user info) at 2008-03-18 12:34:54 EDT


Her butt wiggles to comfortable on the broad furry seat of its shoulder as an arm makes home between the ears and accross long-drawn skull. Its lips twitch, curling, and eyes dart diagonal upward.

Snarling, yellow plaqued claws of a meaty fur covered hand reach accross her slender knee. Leaning on her elbow, on its head, she continues driving her tongue through layers of the broad lollipop.

His paw closes around her knee and he squats, compacting as muscles tense and coil the skeleton. His growl is louder and the grasp firm. Breeze and dress tickle its cheek then withdraw and slap then slink to resting.

Fur accross its back slowly rises, densly antagonized as jaw loosens so toungue and slobber flick in air. Paw squeezes her little knee where sharp nails dig in skin and just as it thinks to tear her legs away for bloody feasting on the rest, she whacks it onnahead with the unlicked side of lollipop.

"Be Nice." declared with practiced naievity and careful spaced syllabics. Then she returns to snacking as though milk was cleaned. And, in confusion, it observes her words by releasing leg, relaxing bulky muscle and letting lip uncurl. It relaxes, pumping hand open/closed, and wonders at itself.

Grasping erect ear in hand, she turns right and whispers inna ear "Take me to get icecream."

It's lip resumes twitch-curling and heavy growl mixed with sandpaper and glss jets from mouth.

The lollipop finds mark accross its skull.

"Hey, icecream."

Off they lumber in evening's formal wear: slinking shadows and ambiguous silhouettes.

(Inspired by Character slander I found on the UltraWeb [Internet].)

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Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:12:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It was meant to be androgenous. The use of he was a mistake. To give it a gender of any kind (in my opinion) moves the story into psycho-sexual realm and out of high-tension contrasted forms. Good eye.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Milk. "no use crying over spilt milk"

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I figured it was a reference to "no use crying...," but "spilt milk" implies, to me, some accident or misfortune which can't be undone. I didn't see anything that really seemed like spilt milk to me. Wolfie doesn't quite act on his impulse to devour Sugarfoot.

Was it intentional to refer to Wolfie as "he" instead of "it" only in the first half of the third paragraph? Why?

Your postings remind me of those random dot stereograms (http://www.cs.wustl.edu/~jdt1/vision/lab3/rds1.html) that look like nothing more than a bunch of dots when you first look at them, but after a while the 3-D picture comes into view.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


like. trippy, eh.


Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:29:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The rest are preparations for agression: tensing arm, coiling back to spring from leg, etc.

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Milk. "no use crying over spilt milk"

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Fascinating. Three readings on sense comes. Mostly. As though milk was cleaned still puzzles. His paw, his growl yearn for its, as he squats does for it. Accross too rich with c's.

Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-18 14:52:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

auto -2

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 12:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This post should be in some sort of hall of fame.


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