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like throwing a golf pencil down a hallway (925 hits)

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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2008-03-18 13:15:49 EDT




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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-30 13:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-27 20:07:55 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have seen the future. This will be #1 most heated by the time I leave work.

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Bwhahaha, you under estimated the power of the Pheely!!!

;)

Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:05:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+2 Tits. ( . Y . )

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:51:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've been sick too Jeanneee. At a company luncheon today someone asked me how I felt and I said "like reheated Dog Vomit." Needless to say, no one at my table ate very much.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-19 09:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-19 08:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

...behold the power of a poster with breasts, we are all slaves to your bosom.

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this proves it better:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/56402

Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-19 08:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I would just like to point out that this post has
* 40 comments
* A positive rating
* 559 hits

There is NOTHING here people.
Just a title, thats all.

behold the power of a poster with breasts, we are all slaves to your bosom.

Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-03-19 01:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Like banging an axe handle around inside a garbage can.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-19 00:53:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

whaaa
whaaa
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 00:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

fail

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:51:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Golf pencils are really small...and a hallway, why, that's a good deal larger in size.

Then...that would mean...WOW! EW!! Yuck!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:15:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

AM NOT

Submitted by stone8946 (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:01:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I saw a fake Nike cap the other day - it said "sweatshops, because poverty is awesone". Damn sweatshops, can't even spell awesome right.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:38:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I cracked up.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Automatic

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2008-03-18 17:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I am a heron, I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

douche'

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:51:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks and your so pretty!!!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:48:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OMG UR SO FUNNEEEEEEEEEE

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:37:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

why would i be jealous huh!!

so do you put a pencil up there often?

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:34:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know. Jealous?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

this could be your best post ever!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 14:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Feast your eyes


http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/09/22400984.jpg


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 14:10:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh...I see.

Was I going to see a picture of your tits?


If not, I had no interest anyway.

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:56:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It was going to be a subtle, poignant meditation on the nature of love and death. In a nutshell.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

:(

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:44:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What was it GOING to be before you fucked up?

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cob77

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:42:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

What was it GOING to be before you fucked up?

Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:35:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:34:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

wing. ding. zing. bing. cherry pop!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:28:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks for shouting, my ears are all clogged up and doing this weird crackling popping thing and I can't hear for shit.

This flu is wretched. Everyone needs to stay inside if at all possible and if you absolutely must go out, make sure to take a can of Lysol with you and drench everything around you with it.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:27:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i've read that wearing high heels is supposed to help that problem

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:26:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

OH AND POP YOUR GUM IF YOU'VE GOT SOME


Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:25:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

10-4

Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still better than my last post...

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

JUST TWIRL YOUR HAIR AND LOOK CONFUSED

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:24:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So, um... how do I work the internet?

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

AWESOME!!!!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Not last time I checked anyway.


I've had the flu and it made me forget how to work the internet.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

its ok, we like you


its not like you're JohnnyX or anything

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry you guys. Fail.

Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

LOUD NOISES!!!!

Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:17:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

where?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:17:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

AS EMPTY AS A CAVERNOUS VAGINA?!

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 13:16:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oops. Crap.


HEY LOOK OVER THERE


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