Sicosemen I would Kick the shit out of you.. lets be frank here. (2176 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-03-18 18:47:28 EDT
Ok, Sicosemen called me an internet tough guy.
Let's get this straight. I would kick the ever loving shit out of Sicosemen. I just would. There is no way I wouldn't.
I see little fucking douche fucks like him all over the place. Out here they are refereed to as 909'ers or else they are the shitty type of Bro's that frequent California.
Look, Sicosemen I love the fact that you're fat ass decided to be cute and trendy and get some meaningless tattoo on you're arm that means shit. You did it to look tough, also look trendy, and try and be unique to girls. You look like a fuck that will go a bar like Brannigans or some crap.
Talking about how you got a big truck or do motocross or something entirely worthless. You're the worst type of poser because you're not even a tough fucking 909'er your just a pussy fat fuck who tries to look cool. You're not good looking. I'm good looking. I have always been good looking. You look like a slimmer but still fat version of Jaypig.
I love kicking the shit out of faggots like you. Yeah, you know my type. I don't wear or conform to the bullshit. You will find me with a backwards baseball hat on, a grey T, Jeans and some Nikes, Sneaux on.
I look suburban, my friends dress preppy, I play sports and I will kick the shit out of you.
After I wipe the blood off my knuckles from dragging your fat discarded body off the floor of you're shitty bar I will laugh in you're face as I get back in my BMW and drive down to Newport to my buddy's house in Balboa and drink on the beach.
I will kick you're ass with my college University shirt on. Let's see where it's going to be next year. Hmmmm UCLA, USC, MIAMI, DUKE, UCSB, UCDAVIS, ASU, U OF A, U of OREGON.
I then will walk over you're fat, "Bro", I wish I was cool body and laugh in you're friends face.
Yeah, I didn't grow up in the ghetto. Nope I'm not hood at all by any means. I learned how to fight going out and just getting in "rows". That's it. I went out and got tough. From 15 until now.
I'm not the one that starts fights. I talk to girls and people want to fight me. I introduce them to the fist to the face. No questions, no talking or posturing, nothing of that nature. I will just sit there and smile my Kodak smile and wait until you have annoyed me enough.
My buddies and I are the ones who go out back and fight in the bar. I go and participate in bar fights. It was a phase I went through. Never got arrested for the fights because I know all the cops in the area. They are my buds.
I like to fight because it takes me away from my mundane life, with school, work and the beach, partying and all that student Senate bullshit.
But one thing is for certain you fat little fuck. I will kick the shit out of you. I don't need to boast about my strength. I know what I would do to you're fat face.
Let me see here. I'm 6'2, 240pds, outfielder and I also fucking bounced at nightclub for over a year. I was the youngest bouncer employed at the place at age 22. I was out fighting with grown men that were anywhere from 25-45. I have tossed out and fought guys bigger than me, guys trained, and been to ER once for a brawl with a 25 year old when I was only 19 (Should have kept my mouth shut).
I don't brag about being tough. I just got tough. I'm the only one who fights in my family. They all go to Stanford, or are becoming Doctors and shit. I'm just the odd one out of the group.
Runt of the litter they used to say. But the point it I would kick the ever loving shit out of you.
So don't talk shit. You're stupid ass has posted photo's of yourself all over this damn place. I know what you look like. If I ever go to an ubercon (will go if I decide to not play baseball anymore) I will meet you and you will prove everything I said true.
You are a fucking 909'er/ Bro piece of shit. I will kick the shit out of you fat fuck. So keep giving me -2's and joining in with your popularity contest in uber. I don't give a fuck because out of a lot of people I have seen on this site, I know for god damn sure I will kick the shit out of you. You're a fat, gay tattoo having, average looking, average person, average fuck I have ever seen.
So go to you're shitty job and try to hold on to you're youth. I have lived more in 1 year of my life than you have in you're entire existence.
Point is...
"It would behoove you to shut you're fat ass and you're fat mouth boy"
I would wreck you.
User Reviews
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-09 22:12:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like to fight because it takes me away from my mundane life, with school, work and the beach, partying and all that student Senate bullshit.
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It's guys like you who never see it coming when they fuck with the wrong type of person. You might be willing to fight for your own pathetic reasons but some guys have absolutely nothing to lose. They won't be fighting you for any reason, in fact they won't try to fight you - they will try to kill you and will likely succeed. I started bouncing in clubs when I was 18 and the first thing I learnt was that unless you're willing to walk away from a chance to fight, you'll never see your number coming up.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:55:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
it's magical
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Does tinkerbell give good head?
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:31:08 PDT (#)
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Just kidding experima, you look like Tinkerbell and I love you
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i am tinkerbell
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-04-09 21:26:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:20:19 PDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:13:21 EDT (#)
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Perky I have no doubt you're a brutally hot piece, but I'm old enough to be your mother, and I'm pretty sure experima is old enough to be your grandmother.
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she's like a fucking hundred
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wtf
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 drama
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is funny.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:19:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
jesus christ this is still heated?
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:16:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your alter is showing.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:24:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Method's mom wouldn't sleep with me...she said she was ragging but let's be honest, that bitch hasn't ragged in twenty years.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 19:17:56 EDT (#)
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Quint thats bullshit. Method's mom sleeps with everybody!
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:49:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're such a loser even Method's Mom wouldn't sleep with you.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You'd get off on that, wouldn't you Spicarus?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:38:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you guys gonna kiss or what?
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Would probably make Oathmeal jealous. Unless Oathmeal, Simon, and Perkie all got together and daisy chained...
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:06:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
are you guys gonna kiss or what?
Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-03-20 03:16:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's amazing how much stupid one can fit into one page.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-20 03:13:09 EDT (#)
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sorry, i just wanted to know what it feels like to get in an internet fight
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-20 03:10:23 EDT (#)
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I'M GOING TO CLOSE MY LAPTOP AND PLACE IT ON THE FLOOR! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! FEEL MY RAGE AS I NEGLECT TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU! ARE YOU FEELING MY RAGE? FEEL IT. I INSIST YOU CUNTLICKING NO BALLS HAVING INTERNET HAVING COLOSTOMY BAG WEARING FUCKSHIT RAGE RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT RAGE FEEL IT YOU FUCKER FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2008-03-20 01:47:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WE WILL BURY YOU! WE WILL BURY YOU!!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M GOING TO RATE THIS POST NEGATIVELY AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET IN MY BMW AND GO HAVE A BEER.
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Dude, you should have the beer THEN get in the BMW. It's much more fun that way. :)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whassa matter, Rob? Respond to the one on JACK'S POST, YOU DIPSHIT.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:05:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This guy reminds me of Electro, he always seemed to be kicking the shit out of Koolmang but OH OH OH he couldn't! How convenient!
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:05:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Getting stupider with each mouse click.
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Stop camping,
cum-wad
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:50:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:23:21 EDT (#)
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Getting stupider with each mouse click.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:20:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a fat, gay tattoo having, average looking, average person, average fuck I have ever seen!
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Worst grammar award of the last three decades.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:39:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 internet threats.
Who gives a shit if someone insults you over a broadband connection?
No-one.
Does it make you any less of a man?
No.
Will it stop you fathering children in the name of longevity?
No.
Will it stop you getting a better job if your prospective employer googles your various nicknames?
Possibly, if they happen upon this place
(don't go there)
I visit this website for entertainment. A 'bit of fun' if you will. Anyone who gets this pent up rage over another's comments is....is..... well, there's lots of words for it. Take your pick.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:19:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
You're a fat, gay tattoo having, average looking, average person, average fuck I have ever seen!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:11:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I now believe this is an alter
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:28:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're the same kind of brainless pathetic athletically-homosexual bro that you're talking about.
Let me see here. I'm 6'2, 240pds, outfielder and I also fucking bounced at nightclub for over a yea
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example of you saying fuck and sounding like a 11 year old who just realized mommy won't spank him for cursing on the internet.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'M GOING TO RATE THIS POST NEGATIVELY AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET IN MY BMW AND GO HAVE A BEER.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:26:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you'd be ok if you met Shlongy, Jack. Ghola met him and came away unscathed and unraped.
So did Nitty.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:14:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 07:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record:
I would never, ever, ever be caught dead at an ubercon.
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Me neither. Shlongy tried to get me to meet him in a bar in San Francisco. Need I say more?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:07:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:53:52 EDT (#)
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mccallum snuck in across the border but they go easier on the canadians
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Snuck across the border? I don't think so.
I was invited with open arms, after I filled out all the forms and paid all the exorbitant* fees.
My papers are all in order, jefe. In fact, I don't need papers anymore. I'm a citizen. All I have in my wallet is cash, my driver's license, and my laminated teenpoonorama.com membership card.
* Sorry for the big word there, HW. Exorbitant means overpriced, excessive.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:06:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why don't ya'll just mud wrestle naked and put an end to this latent homosexual bickering.
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So you want dirty overt homosexual bickering?
THIS IS MADNESS!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:53:50 EDT (#)
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Why don't ya'll just mud wrestle naked and put an end to this latent homosexual bickering.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:38:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is English your first language or are you taking ESL courses?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:04:55 EDT (#)
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MUUAAAAA. I LIKES WAFFLES.
>toot<
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:04:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, you didn't hear it because your ears are full of your own voice, incessantly babbling.
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Bob, you are not funny or smart. In fact, reading your comments actually makes people dumber.
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Makes the reader dumber? You're in deep shit then, huh?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:42:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, you didn't hear it because your ears are full of your own voice, incessantly babbling.
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Bob, you are not funny or smart. In fact, reading your comments actually makes people dumber.
Submitted by Cracked_out_cali (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:36:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What the Hell? I'm from the 909... please don't compare him to me.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:25:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haven't you ever heard the expression, "internet fighting is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still a retard"
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THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
HOW IS IT I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH A WONDERFUL ANALOGY? OMG! - YOU ARE A GENIUS.
retard.
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Rob, you didn't hear it because your ears are full of your own voice, incessantly babbling.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haven't you ever heard the expression, "internet fighting is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still a retard"
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THAT IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
HOW IS IT I HAVE NEVER HEARD SUCH A WONDERFUL ANALOGY? OMG! - YOU ARE A GENIUS.
retard.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haven't you ever heard the expression, "internet fighting is like the special olympics, even if you win, you're still a retard"
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:14:37 EDT (#)
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This post lit the fire.
Of hate for the SicoSemen.
Sico you're life sucks ass! I know you post pictures of you're fat self all over this place to feel alive
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My fire was lit because of this post.
It was pathetic.
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:22:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hate : http://www.ubersite.com/m/115022
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This post lit the fire.
Of hate for the SicoSemen.
Sico you're life sucks ass! I know you post pictures of you're fat self all over this place to feel alive.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:15:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahaha
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1196350675343027800/1/pinktie.jpg
You can't beat that up!
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Jesus christ at least you survived the fire.
HAHAHA, how the fuck did I miss this?
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll give him this though - he sure knows how to hit whore. I mean, I got plenty of people who hate my guts here (e.g., UTOCKIN2ME) and I drop all kinds of uber elder name (e.g., you, shlongy, etc) and I get 20-30 reviews TOPS on my posts.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:20:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:46:56 EDT (#)
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Yozzy, my bro/909'er check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115632#uber_reviews
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Ah! Sounds like he wouldn't need airfare - he would just pop his collar and climb aboard his own private jet. In fact, why would he even dirty his hands? I mean, his PILOT would probably kick your ass for him when they landed.
I honestly wish High School Douchebags were not allowed to use the internet.
Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:58:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't brag about being tough. I just got tough.
Didn't most of this post tell everyone just how very tough you are?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:46:56 EDT (#)
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Yozzy, my bro/909'er check this out: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115632#uber_reviews
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:22:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by Darth_Famine (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:19:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I usually don't do this but...
This is the internet
IE
Nobody fucking cares fuckwit
STFU
-2 DIE
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:03:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:54:07 EDT (#)
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Apollo one thing is for certain. I think I would like you. I would tease you about you're huge head and tease you a bit for being fat. Then we would commence getting drunk and argueing about football or soccer or some obescure shit. Have a drink. Get merry. Then I would give you a hug and maybe draw on you if you passed out.
I like yah, yah bloke.
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ATTN: REALLY GHEY MENZ!!!!
Sico - how did you get so much sand in this fucker's vagina?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-19 09:51:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-19 00:43:58 CDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and so this alter goes the way of fat tony.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-19 09:24:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this post is gayer than the gay aids you got from your gay ass banging gay partner. that's a lot of gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 09:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I host Ubercons all the time but I don't invite anyone from Uber - that keeps me cooler than the rest of you.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-19 09:06:37 EDT (#)
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holy fucking heatwhore
someone should script this post for use by pro wrestling.
cue vince McMahon...
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 07:17:33 EDT (#)
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*how awesome my life IS, even....you know.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 07:14:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For the record:
I would never, ever, ever be caught dead at an ubercon. At one point I thought it would be a remote possibility then I looked into how awesome my life and that I don't need to meet with internet losers at some predetermined-for-8-months-in-advance-location so (get this...) we can talk about uber. Sure, I've met two people from this website but that was harmless and in person, mano a mano.
Losers like Apollo and Method and Bart go to ubercons to cup each other's balls, cooing into the ears of their ball-cup partner that they are as important in real life as they appear on ubersite.
I'm pretty sure the downy group at the petting zoo knows how to have more fun than an ubercon.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-19 05:51:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sico: Wotcha gonna do, brother, when the pinkest tie in the world, and the power of ALL the sicomaniacs on uber, run wild on YOU?!?!?! (flexes arms and strokes moustache. sucks in gut so as to look not too fat.)
Perkman: Sico...when the end of the world is here, and I have crushed you to within an inch of your dam life, you will look into the stars and see that my name is PERKMAN!!!! (applies make-up, wriggles into hotpants and greases up body in vain attempt to appear muscular.)
Just for the record, I couldn't beat an egg. I'm a lover, not a fighter :)
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-19 04:47:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Intarweb tough guy fuck off.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-19 03:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My nan would rape you.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-19 03:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
This is just what I waould expect from an insecure little school boy. Run home and tell you're mummy. I don't think I have ever read such an awesome amount of drivel.
Really now, suck it up and stop being such a berk.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-19 01:43:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and so this alter goes the way of fat tony.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2008-03-19 01:38:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I was going to say something like "Won't you please learn to type basic English? You're giving the 'tards around here a bad rep!" But you're not, see, that's the thing. You're making us look smart. Your horrible writing guarantees that you're going to be recorded in the annals of Uber hysteri (sic). See how easy that was?
As to your little e-quarrel with Sico; I'm sure that within three hours of your meeting, both of you would be able to look closely at their respective fists, take a good whiff, and say, "Yup. Wrecked 'im."
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-19 00:59:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I don't care if there is anything redeeming in this post. This title is so blatantly gay that it should have its own show on bravo about helping transvestites come out to their family in a rainbow-colored room with a mural of San Fransisco painted on three diaphanous negligees sewn together with thread that smells like peaches and hung from a lattice of strap-ons.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-18 23:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You sure must like typing.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-18 22:33:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-18 22:21:41 EDT (#)
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no dude, knees are even worse.
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Well, you ladies have just sucked the fun right out of life for me. I hope you 2 are happy.
*huff and stomp*
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-18 22:21:41 EDT (#)
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no dude, knees are even worse.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:51:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:47:29 EDT (#)
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Actually, shooting someone in the face has been not cool for quite some time now. Make a note.
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Damn.
What about the knees? Are the knees still cool?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:47:29 EDT (#)
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Actually, shooting someone in the face has been not cool for quite some time now. Make a note.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:46:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Whatever happend to just shooting a mother fucker in the face? Did that become not cool when I wasn't looking or something?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:31:08 EDT (#)
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Just kidding experima, you look like Tinkerbell and I love you
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm serious. I have several amusing ways this alter could die. All of them will be extremely painful and poorly spelled. C'mon, I have no alters of my own. :(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This thread is fucking HILARIOUS
Whatever your (massive) faults, Perkman, you make me fucking laugh sometimes
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:21:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perky I have no doubt you're a brutally hot piece, but I'm old enough to be your mother, and I'm pretty sure experima is old enough to be your grandmother.
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That must make me old enough to be his. . . . Great to the fifth power Granddaddy?
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:20:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perky I have no doubt you're a brutally hot piece, but I'm old enough to be your mother, and I'm pretty sure experima is old enough to be your grandmother.
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<chortle>
she's like a fucking hundred
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perky I have no doubt you're a brutally hot piece, but I'm old enough to be your mother, and I'm pretty sure experima is old enough to be your grandmother.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:09:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've already kicked sicosemen's ass. It's not difficult.
All you have to do is confine him until his STD's eventually kill him.
At least, that's what I did.
p.s. PerkMan is an alter. *yawn*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:04:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rilled on the floor once. It wasn't pretty.
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>SHUDDER<
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Oh, yeah, Rob. You are SO FUNNY!!! Idiot.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:02:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rilled on the floor once. It wasn't pretty.
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>SHUDDER<
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-18 21:00:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Commenting on a legendary post. This is internet gold. GOLD I TELLS YA!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Just suck him off and get it over with.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:58:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rilled on the floor once. It wasn't pretty.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:54:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Pandora that would be awesome.
But I would still kick his ass. Or else when he was drinking a beer I would yell "Ball check" and Mark Mcguire his nuts.
While he's rilling on the floor I would try and spit game to Jeannee and Experima then we would proceed to laugh at him and point and say how much of a loser he is.
Because they are the uber popular kids. I would try and date one for my popularity as well.
hahah I can so see this at someones house. ahaha
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:53:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeanneeeeee's boobs heard they were being mentioned.
: )
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:52:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Chill out, Perkman, you guys would probably be friends in real life. I can easily imagine you both wasted on Bud Lights and trying to feel Jeanneeee's boobs at some Ubercon.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:38:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I know things.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:29:47 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I doubt this kid is an alter.
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You would know. lol :)
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:29:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I doubt this kid is an alter.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter.
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SURE you're not. No one is.
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Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whoever it is, if you wanna kill him: icarus1987.at.yahoo.com.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:28:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, I WISH I was responsible for this alter. This would be so much fun.
Whoever this is, if you need a break, email me.
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Everyone here is Circe, in one way or another.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:27:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not an alter.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba, I WISH I was responsible for this alter. This would be so much fun.
Whoever this is, if you need a break, email me.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:23:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
...would be kinda like watching Hefty Smurf beat up Corky from "Life Goes On". The sort of thing I'd like to see a chainsaw thrown into.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rob, just shut up, you moron.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:18:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
eeeediot.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:17:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*their*
Holy shit, I suck!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*consistently*
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:14:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just want to know who is behind the Perkman alter. Consistenly misuses there, there, and they're. No one is really that stupid. Well, maybe. . .
Corn nugget or Circe. Most likely Method. . . . . . . .
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-18 20:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who gets to be Frank?
That guy gets all the cool gigs.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure internet toughness is negatively correlated with real toughness.
But who really cares? I just prepared some beef stew. Now I'm going to take a nap. When I awake, it will be ready, and i will eat some. I will let you know how it turned out. I was kinda wishing I had some turnips for it, but I do not. I was reading about turnips last night. Not very interesting, really. But I wish I had some.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo one thing is for certain. I think I would like you. I would tease you about you're huge head and tease you a bit for being fat. Then we would commence getting drunk and argueing about football or soccer or some obescure shit. Have a drink. Get merry. Then I would give you a hug and maybe draw on you if you passed out.
I like yah, yah bloke.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
i don't believe hurty lived here i think he likes to pretend to know about whatever subject comes up
besides i happen to know they stop nessies at the airport as we have exceeded our fag quota until 2079
mccallum snuck in across the border but they go easier on the canadians
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:53:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I lived in two different places, one just off Sepulveda after the Montana exit (make a left under the bridge [if you turn right you get to UCLA]), and the other up a hill... fuck, I can't remember the street but it was pretty near The Getty.
Like I said, have fun.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:50:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't get involved in physical threats over the internet but seriously dude, you'd last about 10 seconds in Liverpool.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where did you live hurty?
you are the one bragging you lived in la for three years
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 23:47:12 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
HurtbytheSun is an idiot. If you lived in California you would know the difference between what is the Valley. Fucking the 909 and also Orange County to Santa Ana and LA county.
If you aren't from California you wouldn't know. I live here I know about all this shit. If you're from California you would understand that So-Cal is fucking weird. Every area has a sterotypical person that comes from that place and it varies by fucking a block, to a town, to a street. There are a lot of different types of people and styles in So-Cal. That's why they make the trends for the fucking US.
Hotwillie this tool learned the valley by 90210. Fucking retard.
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OH WOW I FORGOT THE GEOGRAPHY OF AN URBAN SPRAWL? Shit, I feel so ashamed.
Have fun on Most Heated, mouthbreather.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:47:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HurtbytheSun is an idiot. If you lived in California you would know the difference between what is the Valley. Fucking the 909 and also Orange County to Santa Ana and LA county.
If you aren't from California you wouldn't know. I live here I know about all this shit. If you're from California you would understand that So-Cal is fucking weird. Every area has a sterotypical person that comes from that place and it varies by fucking a block, to a town, to a street. There are a lot of different types of people and styles in So-Cal. That's why they make the trends for the fucking US.
Hotwillie this tool learned the valley by 90210. Fucking retard.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
People BOAST about living in LA? Shit, I had fun, but it's nothing compared to any British city I've lived in.
Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:45:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-18 16:41:54 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0
818 is the valley. 909 is desert, rocks and trailer parks.
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and meth labs and inbreeders.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if you lived in LA you would know 909
you learned 'the valley' and '818' from pulp fiction and you know it you boastful cunt
go check imdb and come up with some more references to impress me little boy
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:41:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
818 is the valley. 909 is desert, rocks and trailer parks.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I imagine it would go something like this:
Perkman: Hey man, I'm sorry but I've got to beat you up.
Sicosemen: ERK! SICOSEMEEEEN!
Perkman: Sorry man, you know it's just sort of who I am. I'm a guy you know, and guys. All my friends know me as "that guy". Guys are territoreal and stuff. It's just how we are.
Sicosemen: TERABITHEA!! *NOSE HONKING NOISES* SICOSSSSEMEN!
Perkman: It's nothing personal, you know. Shit. I've just had a bad day. The coach yelled at me for being late, and several other stereotypically "college"-type things happened. Anyhow, can you humm "Peanut Butter Conspiracy" as I punch you in the kidneys?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:38:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 23:36:05 GMT (#)
Ranking: 0
htbs gets all his info from shitty movies he downloads off the internet you know the ones with all the heads in the way cause some dude red'd it in the theatre with a shitty camcorder
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Hilarious.
I lived in LA for 3 years, I don't remember the area code I had there (312?) and I don't care to. For some reason, and I blame a pathetic obsession with 'gang' culture, you lot do. I hope you're happy about that.
REPPIN' THE 0191 MY BITCHES!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:36:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
htbs gets all his info from shitty movies he downloads off the internet you know the ones with all the heads in the way cause some dude red'd it in the theatre with a shitty camcorder
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:34:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Make-believe frat boy VS resident slow kid... would be kinda like watching Hefty Smurf beat up Corky from "Life Goes On". The sort of thing I'd like to see a chainsaw thrown into.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
909'er- is a person who group up in that area code in california. They are tools that do steriods, wear black shoes, with army pant cargo's, black socks, hats that are black with old english type writing, spiked hair, and the also carry and wear gang rags in their back pockets, with black socks all the way up. They also come with jersey with motocross logos, tattos all over their arms and always sleveless tight shirts. Always sleveless.
Bro- is a person who is from Orange county and they wear dickies shorts, long black socks, a tatto on their arm, always with a hat on, steriod head buff, but they wear hurley, or some surfer brand, also a soul patch under their mouth, some stupid tribal tattoo, and spikey hair with elaborate clothes with shit all over the place. They have started to wear LRG and ugly shit like that camwhore of sico with the monkeys everywhere. They also say Bro' all the fucking time.
"you wanna go bro"
"you got beef bro"
" that's my bro, what are you doing bro"
" That's not cool bro, what the fuck bro"
" Bro, bro, What the fuck I wanted Jageir bomb bro"
These fucks freqent So-cal.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:32:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought the valley was 818? Ah well.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:31:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if this dude is in california
909 is an area code in the inland empire that is inferior to us who live in the show
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:28:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.
perkman must be oathmeal's alter.
No one could possibly be as stupid as perkman unless it was someone puting on an act.
Although sico does come close.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:27:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no one cares.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:27:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What is '909er / Bro'?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You are a fucking 909'er/ Bro piece of shit.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:14:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Open his picture and head butt your monitor. It will soothe the roid rage.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Giraffe tattoos are trendy but I'm sure that one of my 14" pythons could swell your head in one mach 3 punch in less than 1/16 of a nanosecond. http://stuff.ubersite.com/1193497211577932264/1/welcome%20back.jpg
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:13:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha he does look like jpeg
the fight should be on ppv here: http://www.logoonline.com/
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:08:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
God are you that much of a pussy?
Even when you crop a photo jpg of you're ugly face you still make it a pink tie?
My god you're a goddamn "nancy".
Why are you such a fucking nancy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:07:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://stuff.ubersite.com/1196350675343027800/1/pinktie.jpg
You can't beat that up!
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:05:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
EPIC LULZ
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:04:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not fat. Not in the least. I have seen you're piggy face a couple times. You would get handled.
You're a faggotass 909'er fuck. I would just literally just fuck you up.
You would be wrecked.
You're just a fucking nancy.
I don't mind nancy's when they keep there mouth shut. But you fucking get you're internet courage and just keep puffing up you're chest.
I'm just here to destroy your delusions of granduer. I would just fucking beat the shit out of you literally. Then make you lick it up.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-18 19:02:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ahh ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH
your internet penis is THIS big.
ha ha ha ha.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:58:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Who will be the first to use the term "crumple?"
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Seriously, I would back hand you and then you'd cry like the little bitch you are. Don't puff your internet chest up lest you want scourge knocking on your door.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
6'2" and 240 is a bit obese, buddy. You might want to try Splenda in your protein shakes.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why give me a +2. I really would just kick the shit out of you.
You're annoying 909'er / Bro piece of shit.
You just suck and you are just a pussy.
I am just better than you in every possible way.
I would wreck you.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I introduce them to the fist to the face.
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Heh. Oldest trick in the book. Followed closely by foot in the balls.
Sico, maybe you should leave the country. Sounds to me like he's gonna whomp ya, dude.
:)
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:54:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You are a fucking pussy, boy, and I would clean the tar off of any airport with your flabby arms. Pick your area and I'll hire scourge to come kick the shit out of you because you are my light work. Good job making it to http://www.ubersite.com/u/sicosemen/l/sico though.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your = Possessive
You're = Abbreviation of "You are"
EX: You're so fat, your ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Understand?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:53:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm pretty sure Indoninja could kick the shit out of me.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
While this is hilarious, you're fucking pathetic. It's the internet.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I really would just kick the shit out of you.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:50:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Fighting is gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-18 18:48:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think you could kick the shit out of ANYONE but at least you made a good choice for this fantasy of yours.