Uber Libs (933 hits)
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Submitted by OathMeal (View user info) at 2008-03-19 10:43:09 EDT
What a fucking concept!
Perhaps it's been done before, but I'm doing it now because I can and because Shlongy's a tasteless bitch and Sicosemen is a closet paedo.
It's Uber Libs - or, Mad Libs for Ubersite if you like.
I will be creating custom mad lib templates to use with every e-mail response I get from each of you. These templates will be certain to include the following uberites, and will be posted en masse once I have enough replies to substantiate a follow-up post:
TTOM
TheUniter
Apollo88
Shlongy
MudWhistle/BAMF
HadToBeDone
Sicosemen
Bart
Method
Jeanneee
...with cameos from a few others. I'll include other uberites on request.
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For those of you so ignorant as to not know what a Mad Lib is:
A mad lib is a sentence or group of sentences that is missing certain syntactical elements like nouns, verbs and adjectives. These missing pieces are supplied by YOU, the creative force behind a humorous, completed mad lib.
A good example of an uncompleted mad lib would be:
Oathmeal took his ___________(noun) from it's carrying case and ____________(adverb) slung it intently across the _____________(adjective) ______________(noun).
With some creative input, this then becomes:
Oathmeal took his micropenis from it's carrying case and destructively slung it intently across the Shlongy-owned golf course.
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Now.
Here's what I need from you.
5 nouns
5 verbs
5 adjectives
5 adverbs
You won't know what your template will look like nor will you know any of the uberites involved in your mad lib.
You MUST send an e-mail to bretd9 (at) gmail.com in order to be included in the contest.
"What, it's a contest?" I hear you ask.
Yes, it is.
Once I post the cumulative mad libs, they will be voted on. The winner will get one of the following, per my discretion:
1. 3 CD's from my music collection
2. $20 via paypal
3. A random item from my 1 bedroom apartment, selected at random
Because this is a serious writer's forum, please keep your submissions appropriately relative to the content of Ubersite.
I will be posting ALL Uber Libs in one post this coming MONDAY, March 24th. That gives you plenty of time to take all the mind-altering hallucinogens needed to tap into that part of your mind that only you and your psychotherapist really understand and get creative.
Participate, hate or placate but don't stand in the way.
NOW GO!
5 nouns
5 verbs
5 adjectives
5 adverbs
bretd9 (at) gmail.com
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In similar news, apparently Atlanta got hammered by a tornado recently. I know this because the below image was sent to me by a friend who still lives there.
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:12:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
5 nouns
5 verbs
5 adjectives
5 adverbs
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Do you really know the difference between those parts of speech?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MAN PHALLIC CYMBALS RUINED MY IDEA
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Ees hokay, Jaimiedude, Mother Nature ruined your face.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart is an uber lib. Fuckin' dummycrats are all over this joint. Why do we need more uber-libs?
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:47:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:10:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OH MAN PHALLIC CYMBALS RUINED MY IDEA
:(
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:50:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just make every word rape and be done with it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good idea!
you know my address.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:45:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:33:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What is is important is that you are a sitting on a field of dicks right about.....
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Every time I see that movie I get misty-eyed.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:32:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You need a girl, mate.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wrong again, chubby. You just hate being called cummy and it's making you cry. The fact that you were so insecure as to how it was spelled and looked up whether or not it was Indian tile lets me know that I can claim victory.
Whether I misuse or misspell a word is of inconsequential importance to me or this site in the context that I exist. What is is important is that you are a sitting on a field of dicks right about.....
NOW!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What now? You were really refering to a specific sort of granite tile from India? I granite tile things to my ass? Or maybe you were making an abstract reference to Joakim Hillson lyrics? Or maybe you meant the German spelling of the word, which would make you terribly worldly really if it weren't for the fact that the truth is staring you right in the fucking balls, and that while there is something somewhere that someone inevitably refers to as "spackel", you simply fucked up and mispelled/misused another part of the English language, just as you've done a hundred times in every attempt at communication you've ever made at this site. Just get used to failing. Let it be your friend. It will make accepting your life so much easier.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Trivia!
A: Driving a douche and a half.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:22:11 EDT (#)
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Trivia!
Q: How does Oathmeal's girlfriend describe the act of reaming him with her strap-on?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:04:08 EDT (#)
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Ic, buddy, chum...I think you missed the point entirely. Of course you did because you have absolutely zero clue. You are hiding dicks in your ass. Do you see where you are fucking up yet?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Angry improv.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're actually debating this, three-chin? The question isn't where the word falls in the overall structure of English grammar, but whether or not it's a word at all. The problem with Dictionary.com is that it's designed for rednecks and other fourth graders, and will give you the definition of a word even if you're off by a character or two. Try:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/spackel
See also:
http://www.onelook.com/?w=spackel&ls=a
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/results.asp?searchword=spackel
Or just Google it. You think you'd be used to being told that you have no command of the English language at this point in your life.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:30:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No neck, below.
Columbian necktie.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:26:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm going to have to say Sicosemen wins this one.
Of course I adjudicate from an unbiased and completely objective position.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:24:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you'll be the first to acknowledge that one refers to the act while another is a brand name, you fucking imbecile. Shut your cunt up unless I'm sticking my dick in it, Sally.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spackel
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/spackle
Either way, you keister cocks and the spelling isn't important.
Au Jus.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:14:13 EDT (#)
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Oh for chrissake...
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=define%3A+spackel
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=define%3A+spackle
I'll be the first to agree that the web isn't the best research tool, but it tends to know when something isn't a word.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:00:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:30:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rumor on the street is that icarus spackels carrots to his anus.
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I believe the e comes after the l on that one, Cletus, but keep trying; someday you'll master the whole two syllable thing.
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Actually, you'll see that it goes both ways, much like you. One day I'll allow you to be better than me and you won't have to follow my shadow, k, Sally?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:36:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, I guess, but uber's not my ballpark anymore.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Icarus, the shameful thing is that you're a talented writer.
Whether you choose to accept that compliment is up to you.
You should participate here. Imagine if you won...oh the irony.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rumor on the street is that icarus spackels carrots to his anus.
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I believe the e comes after the l on that one, Cletus, but keep trying; someday you'll master the whole two syllable thing.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are proper nouns acceptable?
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Yes.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:27:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Are proper nouns acceptable?
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:22:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jeanneee your involvement in said contest is hereby commanded.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a complex and highly nuanced contest.
That's a scary picture too. I saw a video on CNN.com of a horse running down 10th Street during the tornado. Poor horsie.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:20:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Why the fuck would I ever entertain an idea spawned from the tiny mind of such an immature dink?
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BAHAHAHA! I love it when you get your manties in a bunch -- it's like comedy night at the group home. Anyways, do continue, Mr. Sockpenis. Tell me more about how I'm immature and a *GMF* dink.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:13:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rumor on the street is that icarus spackels carrots to his anus.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's an idea for you: stop spazzing and accept the heckling and criticism
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Why the fuck would I ever entertain an idea spawned from the tiny mind of such an immature dink?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ditto - oathmeal
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 12:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When have I ever cared what the flock thinks? Here's an idea for you: stop spazzing and accept the heckling and criticism with that slackjawed, simean stare we see in your photos.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:59:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Icarus1987 is a shining example of exactly that person no one wants to become or even be around.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:54:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uberboard, huh?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to see Bart drag Uber down, if only for a few days. I think the withdrawal would be enough to kill the anomalous Sico/Oathmeal/Hotwilly blob that's clogged this site's outlet baffle.
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The problem with this is that you seem to be the only one commenting on the status of ubersite anymore whereas the rest of us realized that it's an escape from work for half the day. You should trying not double fisting Ritz and bologna, minding your own fucking business, and getting help for your penis addiction, Sally.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
the post is ok
but that pic looks like something out of Blade Runner...auto +2
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice to have something original to play with.
Good job.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'd love to see Bart drag Uber down, if only for a few days. I think the withdrawal would be enough to kill the anomalous Sico/Oathmeal/Hotwilly blob that's clogged this site's outlet baffle.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahah shlongy didn't get to jack off to collegiate athletes running around slapping each other's asses.
FUCKING WAAAAH.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:33:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Ummmm...the rest of us knew about the tornados that touched down in Atlanta because...
IT WAS ALL OVER THE NEWS FOR APPROX. 48 HOURS AND THEY HAD TO CANCEL THE CBS/ESPN -TELEVISED COLLEGE HOOPS GAMES IN THE DOME AND MOVE THEM TO GA. TECH.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:25:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
IF I WIN, CAN I HAVE YOUR UNUSED SYRINGES AND SOME OF YOUR JUICE?
I can't decide what I think about this idea - wait; who am I kidding?...I think it's stupid as fuck - but I have to add a point for the name drop.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
thank you.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:19:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Way to bitch out, BAMF.
Fair enough, though. I'll keep you out of this.
I have received 4 e-mails so far. Keep them coming.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd prefer you left me out of this.
I don't want to be in any position where what I might say or do could be construed as being mean or hurtful towards anyone.
I'm turning over a new uber leaf.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:08:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good idea.
is that a funnel cloud in the middle?
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It is.
This was a true funnel tornado that did in fact touch ground IN the city of Atlanta.
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2008-03-19 11:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good idea.
is that a funnel cloud in the middle?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:57:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
interesting idea, dipshit
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:56:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea.
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I therefor expect your involvement, CT.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:53:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good idea.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:51:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If people post their submissions in a review, that removes anonymity you fucking cockface.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 from the new nicer Mudwhistle
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 10:49:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Squelch box...why can't I will send some to your email but would it make a difference if they were in a review?