Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Work is the scourge of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. Bigger than Maddox... Oh, ...
  2. Norway - Nation of Darknes...
  3. Porn
  4. BANDWAGON-Rule 34
  5. My adventures in a White C...
  6. Sophia Loren
  7. Medieval Stick People War ...
  8. Grueberfest Round 3 - Whis...
  9. Picture of a Cow #5
  10. An American in Ibiza: Part...
more...
Most Heated
  1. This is a serious writers ... (70 heat)
  2. Norway - Nation of Darknes... (58 heat)
  3. People Like This Need To B... (57 heat)
  4. Bigger than Maddox... Oh, ... (48 heat)
  5. McCunt (or, John McCain Sh... (40 heat)
  6. Porn (35 heat)
  7. Is Tom Brokaw gonna BITCHS... (29 heat)
  8. Jack McCallum thanks for t... (25 heat)
  9. Presidential Campain Capti... (25 heat)
  10. Should you kill yourself? (24 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1143336 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (698960 hits)
  3. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (385795 hits)
  4. How To Pick Up Chicks (325728 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (305455 hits)
  6. Knockoff porn movie titles (300425 hits)
  7. My J-Date Misadventure (286185 hits)
  8. Licking A Bum's Ass (249739 hits)
  9. Badass Australian Cows (246867 hits)
  10. Totally Useless Facts (231167 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1455118 hits)
  2. Stanley Moore (1440210 hits)
  3. JMG114 (1378470 hits)
  4. Razor (1373072 hits)
  5. MickGinny (1283333 hits)
  6. loki (1060507 hits)
  7. Jonukah (972753 hits)
  8. weeeeep (923086 hits)
  9. outed (898707 hits)
  10. Cat Crooner Extraordinaire (884295 hits)
  11. Ubersite needs me! (876079 hits)
  12. Asian Men Love Me (873233 hits)
  13. Tom (831691 hits)
  14. Sideburns, MUHFUCKA (805680 hits)
  15. apollo88 (761613 hits)
  16. oy vey (754128 hits)
  17. T+I+G+E+R (750021 hits)
  18. Sorrell (742790 hits)
  19. Satan is my Motor (688758 hits)
  20. RON PAUL 2008! (684025 hits)
  21. HIDDEN101 (682719 hits)
  22. Sock Penis™ (677437 hits)
  23. Phil Phone (639397 hits)
  24. Banned (639254 hits)
  25. T to the ToM (626286 hits)
  26. iddqd (618738 hits)
  27. kaos-king (603689 hits)
  28. comicbookguy (587513 hits)
  29. ♥ (581811 hits)
  30. O (577493 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Nancy (383 hits)

Category: General

Rating: 2 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Rillins (View user info) at 2008-03-19 13:12:17 EDT


"Listen, Nancy, I don't know an easy way to say this. It's never easy to tell someone that they've got cancer."

The sentence never seemed to fully process. She would wake with it foremost in her mind. During the day it danced in the back of her thoughts, lurking and occasionally tripping into the light.

"All right Jeremy, you can have Cap'n Cruch or Coco Puffs."

Nancy eyed the two boxes with the jaunty characters on their fronts.

They didn't think it would be right to tell Jeremy. He was only eight and just wouldn't understand. It would be better to wait until the Chemo had altered her physical appearance more. Now she was just tired; always tired.

"Listen, Nancy, I don't know..."

Her eyes froze, her knuckles whitened. "An easy way to say this, there's never an easy way to say this. No easy way"

"...Where my car keys are, do you have any idea?"

Bob tromped into the kitchen, his eyes frantically searching for the missing keys.

"I want the Cap'n Arrrrr!" Jeremy curled his hand into a hook and scrunched up his eye like he was wearing an eye patch.

Nancy set both boxes onto the table and went to get herself some water. Her left hand clutched the side of the sink as she downed the contents of the glass.

"Oh here they are! Seems like someone thought the Cap'n should have my keys!"

Bob gave a little chuckle and roughed up Jeremy's hair.

Nancy pulled into the parking lot of the grocery store. Sunday's were the worst days to shop on, but they had needed more Cap'n Crunch and other items for dinner.

"I don't know an easy way..."

Nancy's heart raced, her eyes glazed over "an easy way to say this, there is never an easy way to say this. It's never easy to tell someone..."

"...To cook salmon." A rotund man bustled by, obviously talking to his wife on his cell phone.

A random child ran past her, startling her back into consciousness. She finished her shopping, glad to be back in the safety of her car. Nancy started it up, the air conditioner blazed with gusto and the radio clicked on to K98.4 Smooth Rain.

"Taurus is to have a five star day, with nothing but good feelings, baby."

The DJ purred into the microphone.

Nancy pulled out of the parking lot onto Main Street.

"Gemini should plan on staying in tonight as they're having a rough day. Ouch, two stars!"

Nancy wasn't a Gemini, but she sure felt like staying in bed.

Flashes of color and an awful sound reverberated through Nancy's head.

Screech, cancer. She had cancer and four stars. Tonight would be hard to tell someone that she had cancer. Cancer, she should have crab for dinner. Cancer, screech! Cancer, my head hurts, why can't I move? Screech four star day, honey! Cancer, get out and see your loved ones.

It sure felt like a four star day.


Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by TheBrad (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:12:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just a bundle of warm feelings.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Very simple. Yet it kept me enthralled.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:03:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Wonderfully written.


Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good job.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:52:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I know.


Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the
right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.

-- Homer Simpson
Dancin' Homer