Electro I would kiss you.. lets be frank here. (1142 hits)
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Submitted by Doodles <3's Electro and all furries (View user info) at 2008-03-19 13:19:58 EDT
Ok, Electro called me a furry.
Let's get this straight. I would hug the ever loving shit out Electro. I just would. There is no way I wouldn't.
I see little special furries dressed like him all over the place. Out here they are refereed to as autistic or else they are the smiley type of fag that frequent California.
Look, Electro I love the fact that you're fat ass decided to be cute and trendy and get some furry costumes in you closet full of happiness and rainbows. You did it to look cute, also look trendy, and try and be unique to other autistic children. You look like a furry that will go a bar like Brannigans for some Chokomut ice creams.
Talking about how you got a big tonka truck or do pokemon or something entirely neat-o. You're the best type of autistic because you're even a not even a tough furry your just a cute and huggable fat furry who is cool. You're very good looking. I'm also good looking. Can we have gay furry babies? I have always been good looking. You look like a slimmer but still pleasantly plump version of the Catholic priest who molested me as a young child.
I love kissing the face paint off of furries like you. Yeah, you know my type. I don't wear or conform to the typical furry model of dress. You will find me with a backwards tail on, a grey cat suit, whiskers and some padded dinosaur claws.
I look autistic, my friends dress like the lost boys, I play dungeons and dragons and I will eat Chokomut ice creams with you.
After I wipe your furry-goo off my face from licking your fat penis and licking what I missed off the floor of you're awesome snack bar your mom set up for us in your basement I will cum in you're face as I get back in your racecar bed and pretend to drive down to the Toys R Us in Balboa and buy lots of cool furry outfits.
I will hump you're ass with my home schooled shirt on. Let's see where it's going to be tomorrow. Hmmmm my house or your house.
I then will roll in you're fat, "Cutiepie", I wish I was cool like you and could paint you're friends face with my neat-o furry face paint kit.
Yeah, I didn't grow up in the magical furry land of rainbows. Nope I'm not a magical elf at all by any means. I learned how to be a furry by going out and just getting in "costumes". That's it. I went out and got autistic. From 15 until now.
I'm not the one that starts dressing like a furry. I talk to guys and people want to dress me. I introduce them to the the magical furry king, Elfamordorinafagamus. No questions, no talking or posturing, nothing of that nature when you first meet Elfamordorinafagamus I tell them. I will just sit there and smile my Kodak smile and wait until you have finished talking to Elfamordorinafagamus.
My buddies and I are the ones who go out back and have really gay sex, the type of gay sex that pay people watch and say 'wow, that is some gay sex right there'. I go and participate in gay autistic furry orgies. It was a phase I went through. Never got AIDs from the origes because I know that furries are immune to Aids. They are my buds.
I like to eat Chokomut ice creams because it takes me away from my mundane life, with school, work and the furry partying and all that home schooled student president poopy.
But one thing is for certain you cute little Autistic. I will hug you. I don't need to boast about my Paladin's strength in dungeons and dragons. I know what I would do to you're hot face.
Let me see here. I'm 5'8, 340pds, dragonslayer and I also danced at a gay nightclub for over a year. I was the fattest dancer employed at the place at age 22. I was out dancing with grown men that were anywhere from 25-45. I have danced with guys bigger than me, guys trained, and been to the backroom once for rough sex with a 25 year old when I was only 19 (Should have kept my legs shut).
I don't brag about being a furry. I just got to be a furry. I'm the only one who was mildly retarded in my family. They all go to Stanford, or are becoming Doctors and stuff. I'm just the odd one out of the group.
Fag of the litter they used to say. But the point it I would hug you.
So don't be sad. You're cute ass has posted photo's of yourself all over this damn place. I know what you look like. If I ever go to an ubercon (will go if I decide to not strip anymore) I will meet you and you will prove everything I said true.
You are a furry/autistic gift from God. I will kick eat Chokomut ice creams with you. So keep giving me reach-arounds and joining in with your furry union on uber. I don't care that I couldn't join because out of a lot of people I have seen on this site, I know for god damn sure I will always love you. You're the best fat, gay tattoo having, gay, autistic person, great fuck I have ever seen.
So go to you're amazing furry convention with out me and try to bring me back lots of pictures. I have had more men abuse me in my first year of life than you have in you're entire existence.
Point is...
"It would behoove you to shut go on a date with me"
I would give you flowers you.
User Reviews
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/111524
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-04-02 19:15:05 EDT (#)
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:(
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-02 18:58:59 EDT (#)
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No :(
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-25 06:40:31 EDT (#)
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you know i love you doodles
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:48:36 EDT (#)
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As well you should.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:41:58 EDT (#)
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FUCK YES ><
I am going to get televison again.
Today.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:39:31 EDT (#)
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indeed.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:38:33 EDT (#)
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IS IT NEW??????????????????????????????????????
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:38:02 EDT (#)
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South park, Scrubs, Futurama and The Daily Show/Colbert Report are worth watching.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:35:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
More like "Lack o' Comedy Central".
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:29:43 EDT (#)
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Comedy Central
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:13:29 EDT (#)
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If hell is anything like robot hell and I get to talk to the robot devil, I'm in. FUTURAMA IS BACK, WOOO!
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On televison?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:43:26 EDT (#)
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I have sex with autistic furries.
You have sex with underage children and homeless women.
My sex is better.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:14:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
no
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:08:43 EDT (#)
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The questino is do you really want them back? This is gay autistic gold baby, GOLD!1!
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:27:11 EDT (#)
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Well, I'm not getting that 2 minutes back.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 23:04:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:38:18 EDT (#)
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Why?
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Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:48:29 EDT (#)
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I wish I was a poet.
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Because then I would have the words to fully describe the awesomeness of this post. (silly rabbit)
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:32:58 EDT (#)
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longer* fuck me
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 22:28:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:27:01 EDT (#)
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Do you REALLY weigh 340?
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Is your nose REALLY lnoger than your cock?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:44:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-19 19:59:12 EDT (#)
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YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME I COULD HAVE BEEN BIG IN BASEBALL AND I WAS LIKE 'SUP AND SHE WAS LIKE WHATEVER AND I WAS LIKE 'YOU BETRAYED ME' AND SHE WAS LIEK 'WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU' AND I WAS LIKE NAH IT'S ALL YOU'RE FAULT AND I'M BETTER THAN THEM AND SO I DITCHED THEM AND GOT WHOLE NEW FRIENDS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:27:01 EDT (#)
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Do you REALLY weigh 340?
Submitted by PepsiCoke (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:10:14 EDT (#)
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That boy is such a treasure.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:02:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:58:22 EDT (#)
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I had a feeling someone would do something like this.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:05:48 EDT (#)
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that's a no
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:02:02 EDT (#)
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I only discuss issues pertaining to my scrotum with fellow furries; my apologies sir as this inquires will go unanswered.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:54:15 EDT (#)
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did you fix that problem with your scrotum yet?
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:38:18 EDT (#)
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Why?
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:48:29 EDT (#)
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I wish I was a poet.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:21:35 EDT (#)
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As it just so happens, Electro's mom called my mom and set up a play-date for Saturday. I have my pokemon cards, legos and dungeon and dragon stats sheet all packed up and ready to go. Just a few days and i'll see the love of my life again.
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:49:46 EDT (#)
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Priceless.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:29:30 EDT (#)
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This was awesomesauce. Very well done.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 14:16:31 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/59468 a true work of art. What a fucking whore that Lisa is.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:53:40 EDT (#)
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I never saw the funny in Electro but I think you're super!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:53:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:52:18 EDT (#)
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haha
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:44:14 EDT (#)
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I fucked up the last line and I forgot to mention 'but whom killed him and why' and swim with the fishies.
Fail
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:43:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Chokomut is the best flavour
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:41:31 EDT (#)
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The last line made me think of "Flowers for Algernon"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:39:24 EDT (#)
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"backwards tail" ahahahahahaha oh God this is a masterpiece
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:34:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:34:51 EDT (#)
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Fucking excellent.
Submitted by Dream (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:34:01 EDT (#)
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This was just awesome!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:26:48 EDT (#)
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Ahh..young, gay love.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 13:22:34 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/u/electro I miss you, please come back