How Corporations Get Away with Hiring Retards (577 hits)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (View user info) at 2008-03-19 15:55:01 EDT
The idea is, the source is supposed to be good enough that it works, even after the filter of human error.
100% efficiency from source. No communication or contact with lowest layer or the general population. The error rate declines with increased levels of experience in combination with increasing levels of competence.
0 - 12% expected decline in efficiency due to human error, per layer of human involved. Higher level layers error only occurs during problem solving.
The highest layers have the lowest percentage of error, 0-1%. Reasoning - greatest communication with source. Bigger errors tend to be made on this level, due to the increased ammount of power and control given to them. Technial and highly specified problems should be corrected at this level.
Mid-level layers have 0-5% decline error. Reason - less contact with source, greater contact with general population. Little to no real communication, simply contact. Any general problem should be corrected at this level.
Lowest level layers have 0-12% decline error. Reason - They must interact with the general public. The general population is attributed with "human error", thus resulting in an estmated 83% of all error involved. This reduces the actual errors made by the workforce to a maximum of 3%
No fault is attributed to the worker in these situations, merely, it is where the error occurs.
Secondary reason - No contact or communication with the source. Training videos and basic rulebooks sent from the high layers cannot adaquately handle the parameters of human error.
This creates a maximum potential for error as 18% until it is solved by the source, with the initial odds for error of less than 3%, and the error correction rate is at or above 96%. The minimum effeciency required is between 87 and 98% depending on the nature of the corporate work. The higher quality the corporation is, the greater efficacy rate.
That's why corporations can get away with it, because that is the thought process. It disregards people as people, and sees them as tools. A means to an end.
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:09:07 EDT (#)
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Cool pic, too.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-20 02:16:05 EDT (#)
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did you just get a job?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-19 21:21:12 EDT (#)
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the art is the same people that did the simpsons one... its on a bajillion sites if you cross-google futurama and manga
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-19 20:43:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:33:58 EDT (#)
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For my left nut.
Submitted by SkullBiter (user info) at 2008-03-19 18:26:23 EDT (#)
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I would give my left nut to be able to draw like that.
65,000 american is also acceptable.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:42:46 EDT (#)
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You got hired, didn't ya?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 17:02:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:52:27 EDT (#)
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http://tunruh.wordpress.com/2007/05/26/youtube-misheard-lyrics-pearl-jam-yellow-ledbetter/
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Make me fries.
haha
that is awesome.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:57:55 EDT (#)
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"I call it The Fing-Longer!"
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:52:27 EDT (#)
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http://tunruh.wordpress.com/2007/05/26/youtube-misheard-lyrics-pearl-jam-yellow-ledbetter/
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:52:11 EDT (#)
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Not sure I followed this, but that pic is cool - where did you find it?
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:51:31 EDT (#)
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Most corporations have their own unique take on how reality operates. That's why the bulk of them are categorically fucked.
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:50:24 EDT (#)
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Not funny in any way and read like ceiling fan assembly instructions.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:21:16 EDT (#)
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I'd have been surprised if this made a lot of sense or was easy to read.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:18:23 EDT (#)
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Interesting.
I like the Futurama picture. Dont forget to watch this Sunday as Comedy Central airs the movie "Bender's Big Score" in 4 episodes.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:18:05 EDT (#)
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This whole post was a haze of useless information and the only two words that jumped out at me were 'retard' and 'tool,' but that's probably just because it is one of your posts.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:17:29 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115648 Electro is a greeter at wal-mart
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:13:43 EDT (#)
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I had to read that 4 times to understand it. But it does make sense now.
Personally, I always figured they hired retards because they could pay them less. But your theory works too.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:09:21 EDT (#)
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interesting perspective
let's vote on it
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:08:40 EDT (#)
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I understooded itz!!!.
cool artwork if you made it AWESOME... if you just found it... I want a poster version.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-19 16:00:16 EDT (#)
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There is a 7% chance I understood any of that.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-19 15:58:21 EDT (#)
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effeciency is not a word and this post made my fucking eyes bleed.