Awareness Experiment (Wanna come play?) (1593 hits)
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Submitted by Rob Berg (View user info) at 2008-03-20 05:36:09 EDT
Each subsequent letter that you read beyond this very point means that you have wandered into my little awareness experiment. I'm so glad you are here.
Be a good human being. Floss. Also, I would like to ask you - in the politest of ways - to just show up and just say hi. Ask a few questions. Engage in discussions. Contribute.
I'm interested in the fact you exist. If you feel like being profound - that would be awesome. Idiocy welcome.
The very purpose of this post is to get your participation (whether positive or negative).
If you are not a member - could you do me a solid and sign up just to rate this. I mean, c'mon - yer here anyway and the people who lurk around here are rather interesting.
All of you members who have read this far - I want the hit count on this mo-fo to blow off the roof. I want this to DOMINATE the simplistic heat gauge, practically be a mainstay on the MRR... Heck, I want EACH of your faces to be melted right off with the pure awesome that is your very own AWARENESS.
So COME ON - Dip your meaty lobes into the awareness pool. Participation is key - and all forms of whorish marketing is encouraged and always appreciated.
Welcome to now.
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OH, and in order to truly drive this little experiment into the stratosphere - could every person who bothers to comment also DIGG (or Stumble upon link thingie) this particular post. That would be super. Thanks.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2008-04-08 15:16:34 EDT (#)
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talking to himself below
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:47:35 EDT (#)
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I like you. You got spunk.
That word gives people the creeps. Spunk. It's gross.
Vile, even. Sploogy.
In other words... I mean, I meant whatever the fuck 'spunk' means in the vocabulary of the person... Oop. Losing them. Spirit, pep.
I enjoy the now of this place. Cranking out a thought to you.
I sense some value in that. Some truth to soaking up our daily experience, the processing, the distraction, the repetition, the ignorance.
We need to embrace now. And we do. our now is stuffed with important shit and we don't give a shit about certain things. We don't. This particular reality is SO obvious to us that we ignore some horrible things.
We NEED NEED FUCKING NEED to stop doing those things. Period. The simplicity of it masquerades as an absurd excuse - it's "there is nothing I can do about it" mentality pushes the fleeting interest level of "shit that doesn't affect me DOESN'T AFFECT ME" lifestyle type folks. Certainly anyone reading along.
We don't. They are far too enjoyable. In the balance of existence we choose to do whatever we can.
What is your contribution to this world? Really. What have you done? What have you created? What have you invested in?
Really stop and think about boobs. Giant plumpy and juicy - with perky nipples just quivering with nasty anticipation of some intense sucking. Think about their movement, their perfect.
Do NOT think about the nasty boobs. DAH!
Don't do it. Nary a thought of sag... JEAAH.
NIPPLES BACK TO THE NIPPLES.
Oh wait.
Somehow this got terribly off course.
In a fabulous way.
I would vote for that fancy senator Barack Obama. That mother fucker SHOULD win. Let him try and fix you assholes up. I like him, he's cool AND black. Pick him. OR DON'T.
But pick him.
GO HABS.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-08 02:26:33 EDT (#)
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Oh my good lord above. Boobs are glorious.
With all of their awesome.
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES.
Truly.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:39:21 EDT (#)
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Just balancing the accidental 0 (I'm self absorbed and was just happy to be writing a real answer to a real question asked by a real person).
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-08 01:38:38 EDT (#)
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What does a crowd controller do? Were you the guy who got people to put their hands in the air and wave them without regard?
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I believe that role is relegated to one of the many arbitrary "niggaz in da house". Or the DJ, I'm not too sure. Crowd controllers have the prestigious honour of receiving endless verbal abuse for ejecting patrons from a licensed venue, with the monotony regularly broken up by physical assaults and first aid emergencies. On the bright side you get to see a lot of tits. Tits being found many places outside of licensed venues, I hung up my earpiece about 18 months ago to pursue happiness elsewhere.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 23:44:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 22:20:07 EDT (#)
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Hi Rob, I'm 21 and live in Melbourne, Australia. I'm a full time student, former crowd controller and I worked in an office once. In between those jobs I worked in a petrol station (night shift) and as a door to door salesman (for all of three weeks). What's your story, Rob?
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Hey Glenn.
Thanks for participating.
What does a crowd controller do? Were you the guy who got people to put their hands in the air and wave them without regard?
My story? I live in Canada, work in Advertising, make things go woosh & boink for a living and enjoy wasting my time around this dump.
Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-07 22:20:07 EDT (#)
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Hi Rob, I'm 21 and live in Melbourne, Australia. I'm a full time student, former crowd controller and I worked in an office once. In between those jobs I worked in a petrol station (night shift) and as a door to door salesman (for all of three weeks). What's your story, Rob?
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-04-07 05:27:56 EDT (#)
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I always miss the party on Gabbly :(
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-07 03:42:36 EDT (#)
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http://gabbly.com/www.ubersite.com
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-04 13:33:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8oLNVA64zs
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:40:26 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-01 22:22:28 EDT (#)
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handy:
http://ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=X
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-04-01 02:29:18 EDT (#)
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http://pwned.com/
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2008-03-28 18:02:52 EDT (#)
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Rob
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-27 21:49:44 EDT (#)
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Brak.
Magic toenail.
YES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4tiEKdhIMA
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-26 19:54:50 EDT (#)
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Typography goodness:
Who's on 1st?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejweI0EQpX8&NR=1
Pulp Fiction:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syf8olcM0z4
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 04:27:10 EDT (#)
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guh night nerds.
See ya in the morning.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 03:01:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:18:16 EDT (#)
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Done.
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ta.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 03:00:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-25 00:08:31 EDT (#)
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at least i don't write "ubersite sucks, I'm going away" posts all the time you douche bag
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ALL THE TIME.
heh
At least I know you are a real boy - stupid, but real.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-25 00:08:31 EDT (#)
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at least i don't write "ubersite sucks, I'm going away" posts all the time you douche bag
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:18:16 EDT (#)
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Done.
Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:53:17 EDT (#)
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So booooored.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-24 21:20:53 EDT (#)
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0|0
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:16:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:38:25 EDT (#)
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this guy can clap faster than you. don't even try to clap faster than him because you can't. period.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O34u7ZXJgS4&feature=related
THAT JUST HAPPENED
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ehh, I've seen faster.
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:45:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:45:00 EDT (#)
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lame, enjoy the hit.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:01:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:44:57 EDT (#)
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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
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Writer's block, man.
Bad case of it too.
I'll think for days about one good idea, and then wind up seeing it already done.
I had a great idea for top ugliest rock faces only to see it on google under "ugliest guitar faces"
Then I had celebrity men who look like women only to see something similar in Maxim.
I need Ideas, man.
Kick me a good one and I will post it for you.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:46:16 EDT (#)
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Are you reading this right now?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-24 03:32:30 EDT (#)
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ATTN: Lishy.
I <3 U.
Like, a lot.
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Also, I just tooted.
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Seriously.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-23 17:56:45 EDT (#)
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I like you too.
*blushes*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:44:09 EDT (#)
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30
and very
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:25:35 EDT (#)
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i thought you were closer to my age, is all.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:02:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:52:16 EDT (#)
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If I'm ever around wherever you live, mr. berg, I would like to buy you a beer.
Good times.
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I would very much enjoy that.
If you ever happen to find yourself in Vancouver - it is on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:48:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:43:00 EDT (#)
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Slipping to the lower levels of oblivion, where it deserves to be.
Fuck off, dipshit.
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NAME-CALLING!
>gasp<
I gotta hand it to you Bob - showing up every day and taking the abuse you do is impressive. See, you can pretend this all has no meaning, but some very smart, likable people all agree that you are an idiot.
Yet you remain belligerently retarded. Impressive.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:43:00 EDT (#)
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Slipping to the lower levels of oblivion, where it deserves to be.
Fuck off, dipshit.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:18:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:27:33 EDT (#)
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you're 35?
LOL
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AHAHAHAhahahaha...
OH gee. GOT ME GOOD.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:17:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:02:33 EDT (#)
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aware of what? I don't get it.
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Each other. Our capacity to achieve and utilize a collective consciousness.
Obviously message boards and instant messaging has allowed real-time communication to exist amongst internet strangers for years but we are still not at the point where we are pro-actively realizing that potential.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:02:33 EDT (#)
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aware of what? I don't get it.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:27:33 EDT (#)
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you're 35?
LOL
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:38:25 EDT (#)
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this guy can clap faster than you. don't even try to clap faster than him because you can't. period.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O34u7ZXJgS4&feature=related
THAT JUST HAPPENED
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:24:44 EDT (#)
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"Something has happened to me, I can't doubt it anymore. It came as an illness does, not like an ordinary certainty, not like anything evident. It came cunningly, little by little; I felt a little strange, a little put out, that's all. Once established it never moved, it stayed quiet, and I was able to persuade myself that nothing was the matter with me, that it was a false alarm. And now, it's blossoming.
I don't think the historian's trade is much given to psychological analysis. In our work we have to do only with sentiments in the whole to which we give generic titles such as Ambition and Interest. And yet if I had even a shadow of self-knowledge, I could put it to good use now.
For instance, there is something new about my hands, a certain way of picking up my pipe or fork. Or else it's the fork which now has a certain way of having itself picked up, I don't know. A little while ago, just as I was coming into my room, I stopped short because I felt in my hand a cold object which held my attention through a sort of personality. I opened my hand, looked: I was simply holding the door-knob. This morning in the library, when the Self-Taught Man came to say good morning to me, it took me ten seconds to recognize him. I saw an unknown face, barely a face. Then there was his hand like a fat white worm in my own hand. I dropped it almost immediately and the arm fell back flabbily.
There are a great number of suspicious noises in the streets too.
So a change HAS taken place during these last few weeks. But where? It is an abstract change without object. Am I the one who has changed? If not, then it is this room, this city and this nature; I must choose."
Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:47:37 EDT (#)
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i have to piss real bad.
so im going to go do that.
i am going to read the ctrl-alt-del comics when i get back, then possibly white ninja, then im going to continue reading my new book, blink. it's fucking fantastic and i recommend picking it up.
Submitted by supadupapupa (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:35:54 EDT (#)
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I'm going through school right now to get an MBA, lots of people tell me good job and keep it up - rewards are just around the corner... others tell me it is a waste of time and I should just give up and work hard to get ahead. It's confusing to know what is right and what is not right, I met a recruiter the other day and it made me feel terrible because it felt like the only job in the world that would accept me and I don't want to be a head hunter - I think that job, while it makes a buttload of money, sucks ass. I only got a year and a bit left, am I gonna make it or am I gonna be a bum?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:52:16 EDT (#)
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If I'm ever around wherever you live, mr. berg, I would like to buy you a beer.
Good times.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:59:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:24:27 EDT (#)
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WTF twisted evil art Cat Macro?
Supposedly Bart, the thief/charlatan that runs ubersite, invented cat macros and you owe him royalties. That's the word on the street.
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AAAARRGHHH!
DAMN YOOOS BARTHOLEMEOW!
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:39:48 EDT (#)
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Force shytes upon the back of reason.
-Ben Franklin
Submitted by peacenik_in_hell (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:18:25 EDT (#)
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we can bomb the world to pieces but we can't bomb it into peace.
michael franti
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:25:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:52:17 EDT (#)
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I just peed on my socks
here is a website of vulvas: http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/v_image1.htm
tonight I have not slept.
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One should not pee on their socks.
Thanks for the visual grab bag of hot hot muff action.
Go to bed.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:22:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:53:43 EDT (#)
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Go fuck yourself. I hope this piece of advice helps with your awareness.
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This seems to be a popular response.
First - Shlongy, what happened to the -1s?
Second - it sure does. Thanks.
I see you chose to not say anything profound - which is cool. I'm just happy you decided to play.
Rock on.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:20:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:47:29 EDT (#)
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that artistic style bugs me. it's kind of cliche, like bob ross's happy little trees.
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I <3 Bob Ross.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:17:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:23:56 EDT (#)
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This will not work.
Don't worry about it though, as typed articles on the internet-machine barely portray your successes or failures in life.
You'll get over it.
English is not my first language.
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No? Well this is the first time I have ever seen or heard of you... so I'd say it's working just fine.
As far as I am concerned it's a success already.
See, I already have lowered expectations - it makes my enjoyment of life that much more spectacular.
English is my only language.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:49:38 EDT (#)
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You sound like you have watched "Fight Club" way too many times, Tyler.
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Possible.
I haven't seen that movie in a while... interesting comparison, though.
Some might even call it flattering.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:10:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 09:25:43 EDT (#)
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about 6 months ago I gave up smoking pot. while I never thought and still don't think there is a physical addiction there is a mental one and my mind has been going 200mph since about a month after I stopped.
its not to say that I will never smoke pot again but i'm just not doing it as a daily escape.
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I have never done it to escape.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:08:51 EDT (#)
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SWEET!
I got the coveted -1.5 from TheUniter.
God bless her.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:07:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:01:14 EDT (#)
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Hello everybody,
My name is Bill Gates. I have written up an Ubersite tracing program that traces everyone that visits and rates this post. I am experimenting with this and I need your help. Rate this post and link to everyone you know and if it reaches 1000 reviews, everyone on the list will receive $1000 at my expense. Enjoy.
Your friend,
Bill Gates
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See now that?
Is awesome.
Submitted by Jack_of_Spades (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:01:14 EDT (#)
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Hello everybody,
My name is Bill Gates. I have written up an Ubersite tracing program that traces everyone that visits and rates this post. I am experimenting with this and I need your help. Rate this post and link to everyone you know and if it reaches 1000 reviews, everyone on the list will receive $1000 at my expense. Enjoy.
Your friend,
Bill Gates
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:44:31 EDT (#)
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I'm up, out of bed and mostly dressed. Thats aware enough for me.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:24:27 EDT (#)
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WTF twisted evil art Cat Macro?
Supposedly Bart, the thief/charlatan that runs ubersite, invented cat macros and you owe him royalties. That's the word on the street.
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:24:21 EDT (#)
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no
no i do not wanna play
this is you .
this is me .
and this is everyone else in the world
.................................................. ................................................................... ...............................................................................
so on and so forth
you know how easy it is ta erase it all
just hit the backspace
Submitted by doctorj24 (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:10:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:53:43 EDT (#)
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Go fuck yourself. I hope this piece of advice helps with your awareness.
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I can't imagine a more fitting response to this post. Have a good day, Sir.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:50:23 EDT (#)
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no.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:41:11 EDT (#)
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.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:41:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:15:18 EDT (#)
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ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-20 13:10:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:53:43 EDT (#)
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Go fuck yourself. I hope this piece of advice helps with your awareness.
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I can't imagine a more fitting response to this post. Have a good day, Sir.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:52:08 EDT (#)
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A good woman is like a good office chair or vice versa...they both make me do all those things I'm supposed to do.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:49:39 EDT (#)
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Hey, it WAS you.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101121
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:36:58 EDT (#)
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blow me
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:36:48 EDT (#)
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The John/Jenny meeting at the park is one of the best things I've ever heard!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:35:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:31:20 EDT (#)
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I am 100% positive that the meaning of life is hidden somewhere in the collective works of Flight of the Concords.
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AGREED
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:33:42 EDT (#)
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Hiphopapotamous?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:31:20 EDT (#)
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I am 100% positive that the meaning of life is hidden somewhere in the collective works of Flight of the Concords.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:31:00 EDT (#)
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Somebody did this once.
Was it youuu?
I don't know why I want to say Axolotl, I could be making it up.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:24:21 EDT (#)
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i was thinking that i've forgotten how much i like a plain old baked potato with nothing on it.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:22:25 EDT (#)
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For the rest of you - keep up the good work.
More random thoughts about what is going on RIGHT NOW are in order.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW?
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:21:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:00:03 EDT (#)
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You even ASK people to submit it elsewhere, My God, even Forthewin wasn't that blatant about it. This place has become your life.
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>gasp!<
I'm a horrible human being.
Who would even DREAM of asking... ASKING!
JESUS, WHAT AN ASSHOLE I AM.
Hey Bob, thanks for participating but as usual, your stupid is showing. As our resident idiot I even thought of you when I wrote 'idiocy welcome' - but now that you have chimed in you are more than welcome to go away. Or you can sit around here whippin' up some heat all day and make yourself useful.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 12:00:03 EDT (#)
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You even ASK people to submit it elsewhere, My God, even Forthewin wasn't that blatant about it. This place has become your life.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:24:41 EDT (#)
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WTF IM NOT READING ALL THAT
Submitted by celtic1888 (user info) at 2008-03-20 11:16:12 EDT (#)
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why do you do these "look at me, i'm attention whoring" posts? are you that lonely?
Submitted by i_walk_alone (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:43:04 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:26:16 EDT (#)
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THIS, my friend, is what Uber is truly about. It's the Maltese Falcon. The thing that silicon dreams are made of.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:22:11 EDT (#)
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hi rob!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-20 10:22:06 EDT (#)
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+2 rob berg
rob do a caricature of me
thank you that is all.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 09:28:51 EDT (#)
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FUCK!!!!
sorry I forgot to rate, zeros have been such a habit for me!
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-20 09:25:43 EDT (#)
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about 6 months ago I gave up smoking pot. while I never thought and still don't think there is a physical addiction there is a mental one and my mind has been going 200mph since about a month after I stopped.
its not to say that I will never smoke pot again but i'm just not doing it as a daily escape.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:38:09 EDT (#)
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FJ, get yourself down to a marina bar, there are plenty of rich bored women who would be happy to keep a toyboy in a nice life style on the hush.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:36:21 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/115666
I've made it easy for you. The link above is the one you want to retal.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:33:38 EDT (#)
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Hmmm. I need to get me a rich mistress then I can retire and work on my novel...
...think I'll sign up for toyboywarehouse.com
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:31:45 EDT (#)
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My other half earns well. When the boat is finnished the added value on her will be 3 times what I could earn in a year. It makes sense I restore her.
BUT. I am desperate to get back to work and so I'm on the job hunt. My savings are out and I'm not going to ask anyone for money so I can go and buy a new pair of shoes. I'm just not that girl.
When I'm back in work, I will work on the boat in evenings and at weekends.
My bloke doesn't understand why I want to be back at work. He earns MUCH more than I will and thinks I'm just being silly. It has caused arguements.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:23:42 EDT (#)
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It does sound good. I spend my days chumping about in the office. How come you don't have to work?
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:21:03 EDT (#)
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Well I'm glad, because they give me blisters.
This afternoon I get to have fun sanding down gunnels. It's windy as hell here and you know I'm going to get blown off my ladder/sawdust in my eyes/frostbite.
I complain a lot, but it makes me happy really.
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:19:34 EDT (#)
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Oh Rob, you and your sanity...
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:10:48 EDT (#)
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Your tales of boat-ery brighten up my day.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-20 08:06:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:59:47 EDT (#)
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Ok. I noticed this morning that I can still do backwards rolly pollys. I haven't even attempted that since I was a kid.
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What on earth were you doing that you accidentally roly-poly'ed?
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I was trying to kick open a hatch that got stuck. It was in an awkward position in the forecabin. There is no room to stand, just bed. So well it made sense to use my feet for better leverage.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:59:47 EDT (#)
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Ok. I noticed this morning that I can still do backwards rolly pollys. I haven't even attempted that since I was a kid.
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What on earth were you doing that you accidentally roly-poly'ed?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:54:34 EDT (#)
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'meaty lobes'?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:53:43 EDT (#)
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Go fuck yourself. I hope this piece of advice helps with your awareness.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:53:19 EDT (#)
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Ok. I noticed this morning that I can still do backwards rolly pollys. I haven't even attempted that since I was a kid.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:47:29 EDT (#)
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that artistic style bugs me. it's kind of cliche, like bob ross's happy little trees.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:39:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:59:58 EDT (#)
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here is a website of vulvas: NSFW http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/v_image1.htm NSFW
Ballare, how could you? I must say, out of all those cunts, I did't see one that looked like mine.
I seriously - almost - never want to eat muff again.
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i'm sure you can find the stomach to do it again. just make sure to take pictures the next time you do and email them to me.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:14:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:10:30 EDT (#)
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hell i will kiss anybody except sico/bell
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:06:53 EDT (#)
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you... you don't want to kiss me?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:06:11 EDT (#)
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FJ BELL I love you
Ballare I love you
Orphelia I love you and want to kiss you
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:05:12 EDT (#)
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hand mirror, though I can dislocate one of my shoulders at will
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:04:08 EDT (#)
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'Vulva' is a horrible word. Do you look at it using a hand-mirror? Or are you double-jointed?
EI's post is rubbish, don't go there.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:02:28 EDT (#)
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GO AWAY EI WE'RE DISCUSSING VULVAS
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:01:58 EDT (#)
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uh it's a WEBSITE of VULVAS
of course it's NSFW you twit
and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
I couldn't find any that looked like mine either though?? and oh how I looked.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-20 07:01:50 EDT (#)
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hey gays, get to my post, actually dont bother, you may dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:59:58 EDT (#)
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here is a website of vulvas: NSFW http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/v_image1.htm NSFW
Ballare, how could you? I must say, out of all those cunts, I did't see one that looked like mine.
I seriously - almost - never want to eat muff again.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:52:17 EDT (#)
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I just peed on my socks
here is a website of vulvas: http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/v_image1.htm
tonight I have not slept.
Submitted by Tarka (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:23:56 EDT (#)
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This will not work.
Don't worry about it though, as typed articles on the internet-machine barely portray your successes or failures in life.
You'll get over it.
English is not my first language.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:06:24 EDT (#)
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This post sounds like one of those pretensious TV adverts for trainers (sneakers?) or perfume.
And you only want the Digg thing for reviews.
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2008-03-20 06:06:22 EDT (#)
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"Before we know the words for it, before we know that there are words, out we come, bloodied and squalling with the knowledge that for all the compasses in the world, there is only one direction, and time is its only measure."
No one thinks they're immortal. Children just have a hard time with subtlety. They either embrace mortality and become goths, or ignore it completely until their brains finish developing.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:54:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by 8bithero (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:49:38 EDT (#)
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You sound like you have watched "Fight Club" way too many times, Tyler.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:43:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:39:36 EDT (#)
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You know when you're a kid and you assume you're immortal? Well, I'm 22 and I still feel like that.
Hitwhore.
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I AM AN AWARENESS WHORE.
heh.
I know what you mean... but I now know all to well how mortal I am. We are.
I am 35... but I still enjoy the fuck out of this life.
Fantastic contribution Mr. Bell.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:40:23 EDT (#)
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Although I gotta admit, that took a little longer, and went in a few different directions as it went along than I thought it would and now I am tired.
Still, I think the premise is solid. SO - Bring it on, people. Don't let me down.
... I'll get back to you in the morning.
Submitted by F.J.Bell (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:39:36 EDT (#)
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You know when you're a kid and you assume you're immortal? Well, I'm 22 and I still feel like that.
Hitwhore.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 05:37:24 EDT (#)
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FIRST!