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What Pretty Things I Bring You (NSFW) (2364 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 1.13 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Ballare (View user info) at 2008-03-20 14:55:51 EDT


I haven't slept for two days.

My stomach hurts.

My job is boring and I haven't had any customers since eleven o'clock.

Here is a pretty picture, Uber. I made it for you.

(Happy first day of Spring!)

uber I have broken my toilet at work and am about to piss my pants.jpg (2 MB)

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Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-06-29 12:37:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I love this shit.


Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2008-06-01 09:59:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You sick, twisted little monkey.

I approve. Very, very much...

Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-04-09 03:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-28 13:39:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

It's ok. It sounded like the kind of tactless crap I come out with sometimes.:(
Everyone on Uber brings something to Uber, be it MSpaint posts, fantastic fiction, picture posts, blog type posts - that is what makes Uber so Uber.
Not one individual can make a website. Here, even the shit counts.
He can be annoying but he is lovely, has a heart of gold and is very entertaining, in a way different to you.
Have a good weekend and enjoy most heated. You heat thief! :)x

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what's going on.

Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2008-03-27 17:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Amazing eyes.

Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-26 15:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i am disturbed by this.

Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-03-22 10:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

that vagina ghost may not appear to be as friendly as casper but it sure is funny.

Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You're an odd duck ballare...

Wanna race?


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

dog sack

Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:35:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf?

Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:54:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That's some disturbing material you got there!



Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:13:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

woooo i'm a ghost

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:26:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

holy fucking shit, that hand. ouch ouch ouch ouch. i have a pretty high threshold for pain but if that happened to me i would freak the fuck out.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:08:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:39:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i wonder what kind of vehicle that "catbus" was made from

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:22:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

there's no way i can give you anything less than a +2 for the picture of mullet man getting old ladies drunk.

Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:31:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

FLOATING CAT IS WATCHING YOU

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 18:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

most answers I have, Sac. these are all things I've collected on my various intarweb adventures so I know where most of them've come from.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-20 18:23:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Many questions I have.

And that vagina is both repulsive and hilarious..that's a tough combination to achieve.

Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-20 17:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I think I know that lady puking in the trash can.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-20 16:16:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-20 14:35:00 CDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Several of those pics are quite disturbing.

Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah, thus the boredom. this job is soooo sloooooowwww

Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey! Still working at the head shop?

Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:35:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i would rather smoke plastic

Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:35:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Several of those pics are quite disturbing.

Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:32:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Cheer up.


Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:23:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WTF is with the Dong Patrol? Jesus! That's a lotta sausage they're smuggling there...

Also, a lot of those pictures were creepy as hell.

Submitted by Wompom (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Several of those pics are quite disturbing.

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2008-03-20 15:10:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how nice of you


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