Quit my job. Fuck being a bouncer! (204 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-03-20 20:21:19 EDT
I quit my job uber, yes I knows I WILL BE THE POORSSS!!!!!!
I just really hated the fucking place. It was a lot easier than my old job. I used to work at one of the classiest Clubs/ Lounges/ Sushi restaurants in Orange County/ LA area. I detailed in another post I got fired because I was one of the youngest people working there.
Club/Sushi/ Lounge
Also because my coworker became a head manager and just started to be a fucking dick. He would insist about how he had been working there for the last 10 years! (Way to waste your life). Our old manager quit and they decided to give this dick face Will a shot.
Don't get me wrong I loved working here. I really did. I have met some D List celebrities at this place. We'll since I'm from LA let me name drop like every other asshole in the world. I have met "The cast of Laguna beach 1 and 2. I have met LC (OHmigoddd!!! P.s. Kill Me.), The UFC Champ, Chuck Liddell (fucking badass), Stephanie from Full house (wow! I thought she would be hot) also the owners of Electric, DVS, also MTV's Rob and Big and a host of other D- list people.
I love this job not because of the people that came in. But the fucking cash. I made fuck loads of money here. I went from the backdoor bitch (hah!) to the head of VIP in a matter of months. I have gotten tipped $250 in one night and also get paid a minimum of $100 bucks a night. It was awesome and people were beginning to know me during my job. The job was insane though. I used to always say how it could have been a shitty reality show.
You had grown up that were about 27-45 acting like children. Always bickering and fighting over the most mundane things. People got fired for missing just one beat. Also our owner was some Persian guy and he was kind of a dick. He liked me though. I recall one time when he was in VIP with some hot whores I clumsily couldn't see the steps to VIP and I knocked over a tray of drinks all over him and the girls. Wow was he fucking pissed. (Hah! Take that rich asshole) but he let me stay.
Long story short I got fired because they felt I had gotten to "big for my britches" so to speak. Also a lot of the Vets were mad that I was head of VIP at only age 22 when they had been working at the place for like 6-9 years. (It's called being polite and not slamming every person who speak to into the wall for getting in the way. Bouncers are fucking pussies who love to fuck up little guys and especially rich guys). So I got let go, fired, I quit any bullshit you want to call it I just don't work there anymore.
So I got a new job. At a shitty fucking club.
Club Shit hole-
Club shit hole fucking sucked. The clientele there was nowhere near as many people as there were at the other place. We weren't allowed to get tips (WTF?????) and if given a tip we had to refrain and try to give it back or else split it with the owner. (Fuck that!)
The music they played was what I heard about 2 years ago. They were still to this last month playing Justin Timberlake's last CD, and old crap of that nature. This club was where all the Asians and Persians frequented with their oil money, and dark boots and slick hair. These people were nuts. Every time Persians or Vietnamese people came there would be a huge brawl. On the dance floor, in the bathroom didn't matter. The fucked up thing about this job was that I got a paycheck.
Yes a paycheck. I fucking hated it. I was being paid by the hour and they took out taxes and shit. Also I had to clock in and clock out. Our boss was a chubby little fuck whose mom had bought the club for him. He was about 38 but his mom still held the ownership rights. He was always trying to cut back our hours or else send us home early.
The worst part was that I left a position where I was the head of VIP. Into a position where I was a glorified Security guard. That's what we were. We just sat there shooting the bullshit with Security guard on our shirts. It sucked. When you're a bouncer every sucks your dick because you can refuse entry so they pay you money. When you're security kid's laugh and will keep drinking right in front of you. I couldn't deal with it and I was getting tired of the bullshit.
So my friend and I took 2 months off. We tried to come back but they wanted us to jump hoops to get this shitty job. It was the most shameless place I have ever worked at. No class, no work respect. Everyone was trying to tattle on everyone else to get there work hours, or else to try and control what was going on. What I hated the most was the dick sucking.
The dick sucking was the worst there. I mean not in the literal sense but in the sense that if my owner would ever come out everyone would stand in attention. If he said the sky was blue and it was dark out they would all repeat how pretty the blue was. They would all agree with him then talk about how he used his yacht to nail girls. It was just a pathetic place.
The people that had worked there for years were the ones I felt the sorriest for. I mean what the fuck? Are you doing? You think the owner is going to watch you and you're loyalty and make you a fucking middle manager? He won't do that. He doesn't give a fuck about you.
One thing I told them all was that I wouldn't fight for the establishment. I mean what the fuck was the point? I go to ER fighting some guy's buddies for their friend throwing up in the bar and they fuck me up. The Club isn't paying my health bills.
The place really sucked. So I quit. My bouncing days are done. I never intended to be a bouncer. I was in the gym and this guy asked me if I wanted a job. The job ended up being the awesome first club I worked at. I tried a second and I think this career path is done for me. Clubs suck.
I never gave a shit when I worked. People used to hand me blow, and weed all the time while I worked outside. It was a phase in my life. Some cool things happened, I got with a couple chicks, met some worthless D- listers. But all in all. Fuck it I'm over it.
Blow me up, uber!
User Reviews
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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internet tough guy
Submitted by creman (user info) at 2008-03-24 08:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
sounds like you're a bad employ and you whine alot. I would have fired you too