REPOST- I quit my job. Fuck, being a Bouncer!!! (838 hits)
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Submitted by ? (View user info) at 2008-03-20 20:24:10 EDT
I quit my job uber, yes I knows I WILL BE THE POORSSS!!!!!!
I just really hated the fucking place. It was a lot easier than my old job. I used to work at one of the classiest Clubs/ Lounges/ Sushi restaurants in Orange County/ LA area. I detailed in another post I got fired because I was one of the youngest people working there.
Club/Sushi/ Lounge-
Also because my coworker became a head manager and just started to be a fucking dick. He would insist about how he had been working there for the last 10 years! (Way to waste your life). Our old manager quit and they decided to give this dick face Will a shot.
Don't get me wrong I loved working here. I really did. I have met some D List celebrities at this place. We'll since I'm from LA let me name drop like every other asshole in the world. I have met "The cast of Laguna beach 1 and 2. I have met LC (OHmigoddd!!! P.s. Kill Me.), The UFC Champ, Chuck Liddell (fucking badass), Stephanie from Full house (wow! I thought she would be hot) also the owners of Electric, DVS, also MTV's Rob and Big and a host of other D- list people.
I love this job not because of the people that came in. But the fucking cash. I made fuck loads of money here. I went from the backdoor bitch (hah!) to the head of VIP in a matter of months. I have gotten tipped $250 in one night and also get paid a minimum of $100 bucks a night. It was awesome and people were beginning to know me during my job. The job was insane though. I used to always say how it could have been a shitty reality show.
You had grown up that were about 27-45 acting like children. Always bickering and fighting over the most mundane things. People got fired for missing just one beat. Also our owner was some Persian guy and he was kind of a dick. He liked me though. I recall one time when he was in VIP with some hot whores I clumsily couldn't see the steps to VIP and I knocked over a tray of drinks all over him and the girls. Wow was he fucking pissed. (Hah! Take that rich asshole) but he let me stay.
Long story short I got fired because they felt I had gotten to "big for my britches" so to speak. Also a lot of the Vets were mad that I was head of VIP at only age 22 when they had been working at the place for like 6-9 years. (It's called being polite and not slamming every person who speak to into the wall for getting in the way. Bouncers are fucking pussies who love to fuck up little guys and especially rich guys). So I got let go, fired, I quit any bullshit you want to call it I just don't work there anymore.
So I got a new job. At a shitty fucking club.
Club Shit hole-
Club shit hole fucking sucked. The clientele there was nowhere near as many people as there were at the other place. We weren't allowed to get tips (WTF?????) and if given a tip we had to refrain and try to give it back or else split it with the owner. (Fuck that!)
The music they played was what I heard about 2 years ago. They were still to this last month playing Justin Timberlake's last CD, and old crap of that nature. This club was where all the Asians and Persians frequented with their oil money, and dark boots and slick hair. These people were nuts. Every time Persians or Vietnamese people came there would be a huge brawl. On the dance floor, in the bathroom didn't matter. The fucked up thing about this job was that I got a paycheck.
Yes a paycheck. I fucking hated it. I was being paid by the hour and they took out taxes and shit. Also I had to clock in and clock out. Our boss was a chubby little fuck whose mom had bought the club for him. He was about 38 but his mom still held the ownership rights. He was always trying to cut back our hours or else send us home early.
The worst part was that I left a position where I was the head of VIP. Into a position where I was a glorified Security guard. That's what we were. We just sat there shooting the bullshit with Security guard on our shirts. It sucked. When you're a bouncer every sucks your dick because you can refuse entry so they pay you money. When you're security kid's laugh and will keep drinking right in front of you. I couldn't deal with it and I was getting tired of the bullshit.
So my friend and I took 2 months off. We tried to come back but they wanted us to jump hoops to get this shitty job. It was the most shameless place I have ever worked at. No class, no work respect. Everyone was trying to tattle on everyone else to get there work hours, or else to try and control what was going on. What I hated the most was the dick sucking.
The dick sucking was the worst there. I mean not in the literal sense but in the sense that if my owner would ever come out everyone would stand in attention. If he said the sky was blue and it was dark out they would all repeat how pretty the blue was. They would all agree with him then talk about how he used his yacht to nail girls. It was just a pathetic place.
The people that had worked there for years were the ones I felt the sorriest for. I mean what the fuck? Are you doing? You think the owner is going to watch you and you're loyalty and make you a fucking middle manager? He won't do that. He doesn't give a fuck about you.
One thing I told them all was that I wouldn't fight for the establishment. I mean what the fuck was the point? I go to ER fighting some guy's buddies for their friend throwing up in the bar and they fuck me up. The Club isn't paying my health bills.
The place really sucked. So I quit. My bouncing days are done. I never intended to be a bouncer. I was in the gym and this guy asked me if I wanted a job. The job ended up being the awesome first club I worked at. I tried a second and I think this career path is done for me. Clubs suck.
I never gave a shit when I worked. People used to hand me blow, and weed all the time while I worked outside. It was a phase in my life. Some cool things happened, I got with a couple chicks, met some worthless D- listers. But all in all. Fuck it I'm over it.
Blow me up, uber!
User Reviews
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2008-04-03 16:02:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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internet tough guy
Submitted by 8track (user info) at 2008-03-23 18:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
peeerkmaaaaaan
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2008-03-23 07:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've summarised this post below for those of you who don't want to read the whole thing;
"I used to be a doorman, but couldn't hack paying tax like everyone else and taking flak from people who were drunk or just assholes, so I left. Now i'm bitter and think I deserve to have my dick sucked. Or to suck a dick. I can't decide which, but i'm kind of fixated on it."
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:53:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who gives a fuck?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:16:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:29:20 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Perky, I'm as cool as a bag of ice. Rob Berg, Apollo, and Method know it as well, but they like to fuck with me. :)
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Bubba.... The NEW Electro?
more like the new, new electro after perkman.
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I saw on the bathroom wall that I make Electro look like a genius. =(
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-21 23:28:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
For someone who has a sixth grade education you are doing great. Keep it up, dude.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-21 18:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:06:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:29:20 CDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Perky, I'm as cool as a bag of ice. Rob Berg, Apollo, and Method know it as well, but they like to fuck with me. :)
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Bubba.... The NEW Electro?
more like the new, new electro after perkman.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:31:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
halo thar, M!
go Cincinnati Reds of Chicago!
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:22:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
couldn't get past "Orange County/LA area."
wtf? two totally different counties, demographics...you guys can't vote in our elections. not the same place, dildo.
so sick of OC people trying to insinuate themselves into LA.
I bet you love "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" baseball team rename, too.
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HALO THAR EX
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:17:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
couldn't get past "Orange County/LA area."
wtf? two totally different counties, demographics...you guys can't vote in our elections. not the same place, dildo.
so sick of OC people trying to insinuate themselves into LA.
I bet you love "The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim" baseball team rename, too.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Perky, I'm as cool as a bag of ice. Rob Berg, Apollo, and Method know it as well, but they like to fuck with me. :)
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Bubba.... The NEW Electro?
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
There are so many things wrong with this post. Trying to read through your awful grammar and punctuation is like trying to sit through the first 10 minutes of any movie made by Michael Bay or M. Knight Shamalamadingdong.
Learn how to write and punctuate properly. A typo every now and then is fine but trying to read this mess is like having someone stab me in the eyes with a rusty fork. A trained monkey can type Shakespeare and you can barely form a coherent sentence.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:38:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm, PerkMan might not actually be an alter, but if he isn't, he certainly has some - you can tell right away because they all type the same way as him, putting returns between shitty line after shitty line as a trick to make their posts look longer.
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i think this guy is alter autistic.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
MY GOD
I DESPISE E-YOU
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm buying stock in Kleenex (Kimberly Clark, I believe) first thing tomorrow because I think that you go through a box a day and that HAS to drive the stock price.
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Company Profile: Kimberly-Clark Corporation
Ticker: KMB
Exchanges: NYSE BSE CIN MSE PBW PCS
Works for me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:38:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm buying stock in Kleenex (Kimberly Clark, I believe) first thing tomorrow because I think that you go through a box a day and that HAS to drive the stock price.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hmm, PerkMan might not actually be an alter, but if he isn't, he certainly has some - you can tell right away because they all type the same way as him, putting returns between shitty line after shitty line as a trick to make their posts look longer.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:27:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmm... BOSH! knows the difference between your and you're... but really, that would make this all the funnier. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved the ending.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:56:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
The funny part icarus you're such a loser me saying that I met a D-list celeberity at a club can't even be fathomed by you're pathetic faggot mind.
You're life as proven in you're last review is fucking pathetic and sad. If I was you I would kill myself.
now get off my post spicarus!
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:52:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Dammit BOSH! Man, tell me this is not you.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:47:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It's just as well, if you're like most callers he would have stomped your scrotum on air.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:46:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Right you did. And you got a new job as a ski instructor, where you competed with John Cussack for Tiffany's hand. And that gay guy from Two and a Half Men was there, providing the comic relief. It all made it into a Simple Minds music video, and in the end the Fonz said "Ey-eeee!"
Whoever's doing this alter needs to work on their material.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tom Leykis is my biological father. yes!!!!
I once got through to the radio once during thanksgiving to be on the air. Then they wanted the topic and wanted me to call back the next day. I did but didn't get through.
I love Tom.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:33:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Blow me up uber? Tom Leykis listener no doubt. 97.1?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:31:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
they all sound alike to me
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:27:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Willie: BOSHman=Perkman?
Ya think?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:24:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm rating the poster now it saves time on reading
this IS the BOSHman, right?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2BOSHman!
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Whachoo sayin', Willie?
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2BOSHman!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yeah, Perky, I'm as cool as a bag of ice. Rob Berg, Apollo, and Method know it as well, but they like to fuck with me. :)
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
haha bubba I think you could be on to something.
hah! Nah, but when I was working there a lot of the older guys that were cool just kept telling me how they wish they would have finished college, or else had gone and done something worthwhile.
They kept egging me on about being either a lawyer or a doctor.
Honestly, Bubs I welcome any advice given by the older generation. I have been through some rough patches in my life so far. I'm just tired of banging my head on the fucking cement wall. There has to be a door somewhere.
hah. You're cool bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 21:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you hung out more with the 35-45 year olds, maybe they could teach you to write. . .
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:51:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
thecaes- I didn't want to come off in the standard " I'm PERKMAN I"M THE BEST!!" type way that I seem to on this post.
In all reality I was just a humble fuck at the job. The insane part was at the first place because so much money was being mad everyone had drama with some person or this person. I just kept quite and quitely moved up the ladder.
Then when I got there. Because I didn't go out for drinks with the guys (I'm 22 why would I hang out with 35-45 year olds?) I got the whole " Perkman thinks he's better than all of us" crap.
you couldn't win either way. My only friend was our two hostess girls and my buddy Tim. Tim graduated college and was 25, the girls were 23 and 26 one was in grad school at USC and the other was at some CSU getting her business degree. We all formed our little click. The test were insane.
To date the only one left working there is my buddy Tim. He's going to quit this summer because he got a real good job for the city with his degree from U of Miami.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:46:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:24:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah -2 the shit out of this one.
I would still kick your ass sico!!!
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I'm not sico.
We all hate you, trust me. You think you'll earn +2s by talking about how you met people from TV shows that no one watches? What the fuck is "Laguna Beach", anyway?
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Interesting post but you don't really sound like you're a higher quality person than the people you're bashing.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2008-03-20 20:24:30 EDT (#)
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yeah -2 the shit out of this one.
I would still kick your ass sico!!!