Dear Mr. Cilfone, (2003 hits)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2008-03-20 22:12:27 EDT
WHERE THE *FUCK* IS MY NEW ALTER'S ACTIVATION CODE BART. IT'S BEEN TWO FUCKING WEEKS AND YOU COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN IT WAS ME BECAUSE I HAVE A DYNAMIC I.P.
AND I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU CUNT, SO MUCH FOR YOUR UNMODERATED WEBSITE WITH ALL IT'S 'FREEDOMS' AND USER-AFFORDED CARTE BLANCHE. MAYBE I MISSED A MEMO EXPLAINING THE NEW DEFINITION OF UNMODERATED WAS POST WHATEVER YOU LIKE JUST NOT GOASTSE, PORN, ANOTHER USER'S VAGGIE VAG AND YOU CAN'T BE AN ALTER EITHER. SPEAKING OF GOATSE, HOW LONG IS INBREAKINGNEWS GOING TO BE BANNED. WHAT? YOU CAN'T POST AN ARSE BUT YOU *CAN* JOKE ABOUT RAPE AND CHILD MOLESTATION AND NIGGERS. ODD SET OF VALUES YOU'VE GOT THERE YOU RAVING FUCKING DICKLORD. INBREAKINGNEWS HAD A PERFECT 2.0 RATING ACROSS HER FIRST THREE POSTS UNTIL FATTY-FATTY BON BON CAME ALONG AND FUCKED EVERYTHING UP JUST BECAUSE I TYPED SOMETHING DEROGATORY ABOUT AMERICA. SO WHERE EXACTLY WAS THE HARM IN *THAT* ALTER??
'Unmoderated' my arse. You're like the internet version of The Stasi.
YOU KNOW WHAT? DR SEUSS WROTE BOOKS UNDER PSEUDONYMS, WHY NOT US? IS IT BECAUSE MY 3 ALTERS ALL HAVE HIGHER RATINGS THAN YOU (see below), YOU FOUR-EYED FUCKATROID? HELL *MY* RATING'S LIKE ONLY .02 OFF YOURS, AND IF D_R (who is a fuckhead), DIDN'T -2 BOMB ME ALL THE TIME IT'D BE A LOT FUCKING HIGHER.
EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DANGER_RANGER
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Everything you ever wanted to know about bart
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And THAT really pisses you off doesn't it captain wet your bed. It eats at you, and nags you, that even alters can write better posts than you, I'm better looking, have nicer teeth, am fitter than you and have much better eye-sight. And you, can't, STAND it. And lose the square goggles buddy holly, they're not chic or edgy, they're retarded. Whack them in the retardometer and then some of your posts and you'll see what I mean.
I want my fucking activation code. I'm fucking serious.
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2008-03-24 22:32:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:39:07 EDT (#)
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wow, you're a regular english teacher, without a family. fuckhead.
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:37:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:25:07 EDT (#)
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I love you
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<blush>
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:25:07 EDT (#)
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I love you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:05:39 EDT (#)
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Australian models are gay
www.raygoldmodels.com
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 14:51:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:29:05 EDT (#)
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A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa the Greek
Submitted by netimportant (user info) at 2008-03-24 02:29:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.redtube.com/10147
Submitted by chitowngirl (user info) at 2008-03-23 20:09:58 EDT (#)
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o rly?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-23 04:04:18 EDT (#)
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happy egg day
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-03-23 03:59:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:23:25 EDT (#)
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MY TRUNK MONKEY WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MZeiBq3Irw
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Monkeys will move out of politics and rule the earth one day
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2008-03-23 03:45:32 EDT (#)
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I saw a fat man. He had nipples and man boobs. I screamed and spit tapioca pudding all over my cat.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-03-23 02:09:58 EDT (#)
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i fought the law but the law won, i fought the law but the... law won
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-23 00:06:27 EDT (#)
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ATTN BART: GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU PRETENTIOUS PRICK. I JUST TRIED TO SUBMIT A LEGITIMATE LINK AND IT DENIED ME WITH YOUR GAY LITTLE MESSAGE ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
YOU ARE SUCH A FAGGOT.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 22:20:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:03:07 EDT (#)
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danger ranger is a brat.
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it's true
:(
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:03:07 EDT (#)
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danger ranger is a brat.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:05:41 EDT (#)
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DR- i will read your Diana posts, but right now i must board my plane, post-haste! when i arrive at my hotel tonight and am properly intoxicated, i will read them after i masturbate my genitals.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-22 16:02:44 EDT (#)
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POOR OLD BRIAN, FINALLY, SPECTACULARLY, GLORIOUSLY LOSING IT IN THE PUBLIC DOMAIN.
SPLENDID.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:39:07 EDT (#)
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wow, you're a regular english teacher, without a family. fuckhead.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:37:08 EDT (#)
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hidden smoking monkeys is...well, weird. Please read my diana posts for the millionth time, you star in them. and they're awesome. See that Arnie? I used they're in the right context - as a collective.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:33:28 EDT (#)
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as an aside, I'd really like to -2 this cockscomb, but I don't want to stoop to his level.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:29:55 EDT (#)
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this is NOTHING funnier than a smoking monkey
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j-TcVR17c0
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:28:12 EDT (#)
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erm i don't actually have a trunk monkey
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:23:25 EDT (#)
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MY TRUNK MONKEY WILL BEAT YOUR ASS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MZeiBq3Irw
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:22:18 EDT (#)
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i have almost 100 alters and bart is too stupid to find ANY OF THEM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i just bought a trunk monkey. i've sent him to the dojo to get trained as a killing machine. here's a video of his progress- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El4M5tk-N1A
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:11:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:14:45 EDT (#)
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Shut the FUCK UP ranger you giant douche. Here's a thought. It's Easter, rather than loitering on the internet shouldn't you be spending some time with your family? oh wait. that's right. You don't actually live with them anymore do you. They're off with your ex-wife's fabulously rich QC boyfriend, probably para-sailing or something. Talk about him much do they? They're new dad? Oh that's right they do.
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it's 'their' - dude. 'Their' new dad.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-22 09:00:59 EDT (#)
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yay! Arnie.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:29:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:14:45 EDT (#)
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Shut the FUCK UP ranger you giant douche. Here's a thought. It's Easter, rather than loitering on the internet shouldn't you be spending some time with your family? oh wait. that's right. You don't actually live with them anymore do you. They're off with your ex-wife's fabulously rich QC boyfriend, probably para-sailing or something. Talk about him much do they? They're new dad? Oh that's right they do.
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So how much meth would you say you do in an average week?
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:14:45 EDT (#)
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Shut the FUCK UP ranger you giant douche. Here's a thought. It's Easter, rather than loitering on the internet shouldn't you be spending some time with your family? oh wait. that's right. You don't actually live with them anymore do you. They're off with your ex-wife's fabulously rich QC boyfriend, probably para-sailing or something. Talk about him much do they? They're new dad? Oh that's right they do.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-03-21 18:27:54 EDT (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:50:30 EDT (#)
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Just out of curiosity, how many of you guys actually get upset by people calling you names on the internet? I don't mean upset like, "Oh, I'm gonna flame this mother fucker into next year." I mean upset like you fantasize about tracking his IP, going to his house in the dead of night, breaking in, tying him to the bed and setting the house on fire upset.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:22:51 EDT (#)
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I must say I'm intrigued by how many people think this guy isn't being serious. He's a serial nutjob who's quite often seen arguing with himself or standing on the corner squinting up at the sun tapping fingers as if he's counting something and got stuck. And when he's not on his meds he drags Snark and I into it.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:03:08 EDT (#)
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I have 2 or 3 alters that I've never used. Bart doesn't give a fuck.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:33:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:25:15 EDT (#)
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hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:56:44 EDT (#)
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I used to have an alter. Some fag loaned it to me and then I got it banned. I tried to get another one and Bart was like nah yo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:54:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:55:28 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to think I was the only person with more than 20 posts, who never had an alter.
You aren't. Shlongy never had one.
Never needed one.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:08:06 EDT (#)
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ah good times
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:59:49 EDT (#)
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i do not alter either but this was funny.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:58:28 EDT (#)
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This was pretty funny. As long as it was meant to be...it was, right?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:03:17 EDT (#)
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Funny funny, Mr. Geddon.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2008-03-21 08:55:28 EDT (#)
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I'm beginning to think I was the only person with more than 20 posts, who never had an alter.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2008-03-21 07:19:02 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 07:05:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:55:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:52:23 EDT (#)
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my alters have a better rating than me. how is that fair
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dont feel too bad, "sevenbeers" is the best thing to ever happen to this site.
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Funniest. Post. Ever.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:15:34 EDT (#)
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YAAAHHH TRICK YAAAHHH
BOOGADABAAAH BOOGADABAAAHH
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-21 03:58:03 EDT (#)
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WHAT???
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:57:55 EDT (#)
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thanks, ass
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:57:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:33:59 EDT (#)
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And do you know what REALLY pisses me off? I use my alters to write stories, not run around name calling or posting fake camwhores or cheating in writing contests. In fact I guarantee look through any of Snark's competition posts and you will not find any positive ratings from me, d_r or inbreakingnews.
Now, who wants to go -2 some of d_r's posts? It drives him mental.
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i occasionally use alters to rate my own posts. i ain't no saint.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:55:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:52:23 EDT (#)
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my alters have a better rating than me. how is that fair
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dont feel too bad, "sevenbeers" is the best thing to ever happen to this site.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:53:24 EDT (#)
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anything you arent willing to post/say under one name and one name only should probly not be posted/said at all
am i the only one that has only one name and doesnt give a shit about saying something without hiding under 40 names or leaving a bajillion -2s without a single postlike ol wolfe?
cmon people, if you cant take the highs and lows that go with your name, fuck off
i expect this post was a joke...or at least half kidding
none the less, i was amused
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:52:23 EDT (#)
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my alters have a better rating than me. how is that fair
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 02:50:56 EDT (#)
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You know what, I tried one time to register a new user, i think it was something like Positive Reinforcement and i was just going to leave cliche messages on people's posts (go get em champ!, play like a champion today!, reading this post was like getting a hand job from a milk maid!, etc.) but i never got my code either.
another time, i was going to register as Dave Barry and write booger joke posts but i never got around to it. that idea didnt seem like much fun after the first week anyway.
but i did enjoy this post
GO GET EM CHAMP
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:57:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:45:29 EDT (#)
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awesome
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sweet. so can I have my activation code then? I registered under 'brand_NEW_user' when I had a hissy fit on apollo's wind me up football post and swore that I was leaving forever. I tried 'NOT d_r' and 'I'm not d_r' first but it kept saying they were invalid names or something.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:57:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:45:29 EDT (#)
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awesome
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Dude, that's like winning an Emmy or something. Woo...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:54:39 EDT (#)
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i think this may be the funniest post that i haven't written on ubersite
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:45:29 EDT (#)
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awesome
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:44:54 EDT (#)
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my god, danger ranger is the funniest fucker on here.
i love him.
theriously.
he knows fuck all about football, despises english football, but i bet the ignoramus is wetting himself in anticipation of 'grand slam sunday' in the 'EPL'.
Still, he's a good egg.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-21 01:29:36 EDT (#)
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Why another alter...um...cockbreath?
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:35:22 EDT (#)
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now you listen to me jack mccallum and you listen good. We all know what unsavoury tactics you employed to win ubermadness and nobody asked you to leave - I just want my new activation code.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:23:52 EDT (#)
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You don't like it, why not make your own fuckin site?
You can bitch there all by yourself and no one will ever bother you.
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:23:44 EDT (#)
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i want the 3 pairs of nylons back that i gave you, you fucking little dick-teasing nazi bitch
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:15:04 EDT (#)
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beat_raven has never given his owner a positive rating, except when crystal had it. The bitch.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:08:28 EDT (#)
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captain wet your bed
Submitted by Unwell (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:03:07 EDT (#)
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Best. Post. Ever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 00:01:37 EDT (#)
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Buahauahahahahahahaah
You're a bigger idiot than bart is...and that's saying something!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:40:50 EDT (#)
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i was already laughing after the first sentence.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:33:59 EDT (#)
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And do you know what REALLY pisses me off? I use my alters to write stories, not run around name calling or posting fake camwhores or cheating in writing contests. In fact I guarantee look through any of Snark's competition posts and you will not find any positive ratings from me, d_r or inbreakingnews.
Now, who wants to go -2 some of d_r's posts? It drives him mental.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:28:21 EDT (#)
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no then, it's too pricey.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:27:26 EDT (#)
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NO. I *WANT* my activation code for brand_NEW_user, if I go around using fell8me or beatraven or scourge well people are just going to know straight away that it's me.
moron.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:27:13 EDT (#)
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i think 3 canadian dollars is about one american golden eagle of freedom doubloon.
or seven kangaroo nickels in australian currency.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:24:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:17:46 EDT (#)
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i hate people named brian. generally dog fuckers, you see?
but that totally isn't your name, or so i hear.
not that i don't hate you, just that i don't hate you for being named brian. which you aren't anyway.
i'll sell you this account for 3 canadian dollars.
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where the fuck do people get this whole fucking idea my name is Brian? Even if it was, I hate it so fucking much I would never let on and just tell people my name was Jim or something.
how much is 3 canadian dollars exactly?
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:24:22 EDT (#)
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want beat_raven, too?
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:19:52 EDT (#)
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I actually laughed.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:17:46 EDT (#)
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i hate people named brian. generally dog fuckers, you see?
but that totally isn't your name, or so i hear.
not that i don't hate you, just that i don't hate you for being named brian. which you aren't anyway.
i'll sell you this account for 3 canadian dollars.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:17:39 EDT (#)
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I thought you were going to user beat_raven to minus two die me from here to eternity. Who is this anyway, c1ndy?
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:13:12 EDT (#)
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Just me and my pubes, haaaaangin' out.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:09:12 EDT (#)
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you stop calling me that
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2008-03-20 23:01:56 EDT (#)
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You ever just let your balls hang out, B-Ri? You ever do that, B-roni? "drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was Bri?"
Submitted by fell-8-me (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:59:23 EDT (#)
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You can have my account, it's barely used.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:52:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:40:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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oh look it's the alter police, striking me down with their holier-than-thou crusader keyboards. Kind of like buffy but less dangerous.
I'm perfectly capable of minus two'ing myself thank you bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:40:19 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:29:39 EDT (#)
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Now you KNOW that's not true!
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:28:10 EDT (#)
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YOU try managing all these accounts morticia, things get a little confusing. You're that tall good looking girl, right?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:25:11 EDT (#)
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So, one of your alters has received several marriage proposals from me, and the other one thinks I'm a dyke.
Sigh.
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:17:46 EDT (#)
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no it's not, you lied.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2008-03-20 22:15:20 EDT (#)
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It's go fuck yourself.