Saltation (623 hits)
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Submitted by World Famous Hydrologist (View user info) at 2008-03-21 03:31:43 EDT
Saltation?
Nope. Rolling bedload.
Weight?
No. Size. Sixth power, motherfucker. Sixth power.
Ha! He'll be the ruination of her rhythm method. About yay long?
Yes.
Well thank god for that. What about the fop?
It was like having Keith Moon at Sunday school. He stood up in the middle and said, "Sun go down."
Nice. I remember. Saltation.
Sixth power, motherfucker. Sixth power.
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Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2008-06-18 21:40:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i was wondering, what's it like having a professional baseball team come to your town and kick your ass?
nevermind, you can watch an instant replay in about 2 mins
Submitted by Little_Sally (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:19:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mark Grace was fucking Cub you jackass
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:14:29 EDT (#)
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I mean mark grace shit... I get ex-dodgers easily confused
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-03 17:11:55 EDT (#)
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Steve Sax is almost as much of a homer as Tim McCarver
Almost... not quite, but almost
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-03 10:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ha... I enjoyed the game last night... todays match-up is interesting... on the mound we have Brandon Webb, former Cy Young winner, two time all-star, and probable future hall of famer; versus Mike Pelfrey, whose favorite color is blue!
Submitted by rorrim (user info) at 2008-05-02 14:05:34 EDT (#)
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Missed this...Greetz.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-05-02 13:12:22 EDT (#)
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I think yer cool.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-02 12:06:44 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't be too worried if I were you. We're serious underachievers and your pitching staff is sick.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:41:17 EDT (#)
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WTF are you talking about little kid?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2008-05-01 18:28:20 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU READY TO BE METS-MERIZED???
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-23 05:39:25 EDT (#)
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I am nubile and bendy and I dig you lungfish :)
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:56:18 EDT (#)
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No I'm not. Stop saying that. I'm cool in real life, of course, and chicks dig me for it. But I am not cool here. I'm sick of hearing about it, really.
Speaking of chicks digging me in real life, my ...
... no
hold, lungfish, hold
but yeah, chicks dig me
no...no they don't
It's nice to dream, though. Dreams are good.
There's this thing, though, with my...
no...don't...just dont...your wife visits Uber. Sure, she's happy to...
no...don't
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:48:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:22:33 EDT (#)
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I still love you, Bubba.
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Why wouldn't you? You are one of the cool ones here.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:22:33 EDT (#)
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I still love you, Bubba.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Send my mouth way down South and kiss my ass goodbye."
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 15:14:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes."
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-22 14:56:39 EDT (#)
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This post makes no sense.
Yeah. That's kind of the point. Sixth power, motherfucker. Sixth power.
Of the sixth power stuff, I get. What is this shit about Keith Moon? I don't get it.
I don't know. Keith Moon was awesome. That's all.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2008-03-21 22:53:18 EDT (#)
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The beef stew was good. A little too oniony. Could've used some mushrooms, too.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:40:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Paradise
Written by John Prine.
When I was a child, my family would travel,
To western Kentucky, where my parents were born.
And there's a backwards old town that's often remembered.
So many times that my memories are worn.
And Daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg county,
Down by the Green River, where Paradise lay.
"Well I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late in askin'."
"Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away."
Well, sometimes we'd travel right down the Green River,
To the abandoned old prison down by Aidrie Hill.
Where the air smelled like snakes: we'd shoot with our pistols,
But empty pop bottles was all we would kill.
And Daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg county,
Down by the Green River, where Paradise lay.
"Well I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late in askin'."
"Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away."
Instrumental break.
Then the coal company came, with the world's largest shovel,
And they tortured the timber and stripped all the land.
Well, they dug for their coal till the land was forsaken.
Then they wrote it all down as the progress of man.
And Daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg county,
Down by the Green River, where Paradise lay.
"Well I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late in askin'."
"Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away."
When I die, let my ashes float down the Green River.
Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam.
I'll be halfway to Heaven with Paradise waitin',
Just five miles away from wherever I am.
And Daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg county,
Down by the Green River, where Paradise lay.
"Well I'm sorry, my son, but you're too late in askin'."
"Mr. Peabody's coal train has hauled it away."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:44:10 EDT (#)
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what the hell are you talking about, son?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:56:14 EDT (#)
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but +2 John Prine and I've been to Muhlenberg (PA).
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-21 09:56:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:17:35 EDT (#)
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DUDE, sorry caps lock... dude, i really have no idea whats going on here so i wont rate it negatively, but theres not a fucking chance i could give this a positive rating.
so just pretend this review says no comment.
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-21 04:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the word fop. Didn't we fop in secondary school gym class, doing the high jump?
Was your beef stew good? Did it have dumplings? Beef stew isn't a meal without dumplings. Or turnips :(