Why I don't ride motorcycles... (719 hits)
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Submitted by PLANETARIUM (View user info) at 2008-03-21 10:39:30 EDT
Leather just isnt meant to be worn by someone over 130 lbs. EVER.
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Submitted by Glenn. (user info) at 2008-04-09 20:56:02 EDT (#)
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Holy shit, it looks like a human cannonball... +2 for refraining from leather if it would do this to you.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-04-04 08:37:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2008-03-25 18:59:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:40:55 EDT (#)
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I especially love the knee guard.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2008-03-24 14:08:50 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha. I love how the dude dwarfs that bike. If I hop on anything bigger than a 600, I look like a little kid playing on my dad's bike.
Meh. Then again, the ZX 10 was the exact same size and weight of the 636 when it came out. I worked for a Kawasaki dealership at the time and I was afraid to do anything more than move the 10's around the showroom. 283 bhp at the rear wheel is just fucking scary on a bike that light.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:40:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:39:40 EDT (#)
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Heh, I knew what this was gonna be before I even opened the link, but I was expecting this picture: http://www.bobkestrut.com/images/McCraryTwins.jpg
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yeah Cap I thought that would've been too obvious.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:39:40 EDT (#)
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Heh, I knew what this was gonna be before I even opened the link, but I was expecting this picture: http://www.bobkestrut.com/images/McCraryTwins.jpg
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-22 06:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:10:33 GMT (#)
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp
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That is horrid :(
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:52:20 EDT (#)
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I'm a fat guy who rides (on occasion) a rice rocket. Mine's old school: 1985 Kaw GPz750. I don't wear leathers for the reason shown in your pic - I'd look like a cow on a bike. I wear a helmet, Levis/Carharts pants, leather boots and gloves, and either a Levis or leather jacket. I know it'll keep me from road rash onaccounta I've hit the pavement at 40mph+ while wearing that gear and I'm not dead. I still ride as safely as the clueless idiots in cars around me will allow.
Submitted by X54 (user info) at 2008-03-21 21:15:31 EDT (#)
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Too bad he's not doing a wheelie. That would be a testament to his bike.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:41:38 EDT (#)
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just lose some fucking weight.
if i was too fat to ride a motorcycle i'd probably just kill myself. the idea that i will one day own a harley is the only thing that keeps me going.
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:35:32 EDT (#)
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we get it dude
the fat jokes are wearing thinner than your inseams
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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I am absolutely terrified of assholes on crotch rockets that weave in and out of traffic. I'm not scared of them personally...I just am scared they will lose control in front of me and I'll be the guy who hits and kills them. They're all fucking morons.
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Absolutley, the local crotch rocket gang in my town makes it a habit of running from police on the highway by my house. Having one of those fuckers zip past you at 120mph is unpleasant to say the least.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-21 13:20:55 EDT (#)
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I am absolutely terrified of assholes on crotch rockets that weave in and out of traffic. I'm not scared of them personally...I just am scared they will lose control in front of me and I'll be the guy who hits and kills them. They're all fucking morons.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2008-03-21 12:10:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/accident/tulsacrash.asp
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:27:38 EDT (#)
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:)
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:18:57 EDT (#)
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haha
hawt
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:13:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:04:28 EDT (#)
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You're from PA? the Poconos maybe?
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I'm from DelCo, just outside Philly. You?
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Stroudsburg, in the Pocono's!
nice to meet a fellow pennsylvanian.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:01:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:04:28 EDT (#)
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You're from PA? the Poconos maybe?
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I'm from DelCo, just outside Philly. You?
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:57:20 EDT (#)
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Just get solid rubber tires like they have on old lawnmowers.
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fantastic
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:57:20 EDT (#)
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Just get solid rubber tires like they have on old lawnmowers.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:46:54 EDT (#)
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I dunno, fat guys probably shouldn't ride a crotch rocket, but they most certainly can ride a big ol' dresser bike or a HD Fatboy.
I remember you. You're Big Pussy Bonpensiero!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:41:24 EDT (#)
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hahaha give that dude a vaccum hose on his helmet and it would look like a sunburnt elephant.
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:41:22 EDT (#)
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that picture is hot.
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 10:40:55 EDT (#)
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I especially love the knee guard.
Like this guys gonna be taking turns as 100 mph on a track somewhere.
its motherfuckers like this that give us fattys a bad name.