What I did instead of Work today... (1214 hits)
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Submitted by shadow (View user info) at 2008-03-21 14:45:16 EDT
What can I say? It's been one of those days.
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-04-15 19:54:09 EDT (#)
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V what?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2008-04-15 10:45:02 EDT (#)
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You should post more. It is important that black people like you and me have a bigger voice on Ubersite.
Submitted by MrsKitty (user info) at 2008-04-14 15:36:07 EDT (#)
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Oh. My. God. I think I love you. Can I be your number one fan? Can I? Can I?
Submitted by caricature19 (user info) at 2008-04-11 19:12:25 EDT (#)
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lol.... amazing
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2008-03-24 20:48:55 EDT (#)
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this was long and boring, but you apparently have a vagina, so congratulations i suppose.
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-24 18:47:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:20:56 EDT (#)
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you don't want to sex the harpy boss, what the picture doesn't show is that those flabby pancake tits hang out around her belt buckle.
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Pass the syrup please!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2008-03-24 17:11:58 EDT (#)
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Effort, I guess.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:58:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:34:42 EDT (#)
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Remember, the cartoon head has fangs!
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Pain enhances the pleasure.
what?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2008-03-24 16:32:16 EDT (#)
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We need this.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:35:08 EDT (#)
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i did not mean to +2 meself. My bad.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:34:42 EDT (#)
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Remember, the cartoon head has fangs!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:27:30 EDT (#)
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Your head then?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:20:56 EDT (#)
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you don't want to sex the harpy boss, what the picture doesn't show is that those flabby pancake tits hang out around her belt buckle.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2008-03-24 15:18:12 EDT (#)
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Would it be wrong to say I want to sex your harpy boss? I'd settle for your cartoon head.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2008-03-24 14:40:20 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:29:33 EDT (#)
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BOSS FIGHT!!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 13:43:45 GMT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:10:51 EDT (#)
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I think I love you
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awww!
*And Shadow's heart grew ten times that day*
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You two should breed. MSPaint stylee.
Please don't do a post describing this. It would cause a flagrant system error.
Submitted by MudWhistle (user info) at 2008-03-24 11:04:50 EDT (#)
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"I just opened my 401K" made me laugh
Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:59:34 EDT (#)
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Your boss has nice tits. Too bad she's a harpy.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2008-03-24 10:02:49 EDT (#)
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I lost it at "BOSS FIGHT!"
The Cartman-esque expressions on your face were pretty good too.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-24 09:43:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:10:51 EDT (#)
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I...
I think I love you
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awww!
*And Shadow's heart grew ten times that day*
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2008-03-22 20:07:25 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Banjo (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:25:31 EDT (#)
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That was awesome!!! Hahahahaha Well done 2+
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2008-03-22 17:06:59 EDT (#)
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There goes Toyko.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-22 13:23:30 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TheGoat (user info) at 2008-03-22 10:59:52 EDT (#)
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for effort
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2008-03-22 05:05:48 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:21:18 EDT (#)
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cue bonnie coming along and going mental because she is a patriot and takes the internet very seriously.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:18:24 EDT (#)
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+2 shadow, sorry. great post I just got caught up in the whole how gay is scotland thing.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 03:17:20 EDT (#)
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And then the Italians beat them at rugby and the ghosts of the Abyssinian conflicts and world war 2's mediterranean theatre stood and blinked collectively and thought "that's not as bad as losing to the french but it's pretty fucking bad, they're lucky they were fighting the english for all those years, because it made them look a lot harder than they actually are. even with the skirts they insist are period costume."
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-03-22 02:39:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-21 11:47:01 PDT (#)
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TTOM called. He wants his comic strip back.
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It's funny, because I was thinking, "Man, I hope I actually get a Boss Fight, instead of a lackluster 'One Boss Fight Later' joke"
Also, this was going to be a 1, until you turned into Godzilla.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:58:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:10:51 EDT (#)
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I think I love you
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touching isn't it? You can just see him painting his face all blue and marching up and down in front of hurty screaming "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live...at least a while. And dying in your cubicles, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just *one* chance, to come back here and tell HEATHER that SHE may take our lives, but she'll NEVER, TAKE...OUR FREEDOM!
[hurty cheers]
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2008-03-22 01:33:50 EDT (#)
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I want you to work in MY office.
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2008-03-22 00:44:18 EDT (#)
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ok, this was pretty awesome
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2008-03-21 22:02:34 EDT (#)
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You are not an individual. You are a number. Get back to work, slave man # supreme.
Submitted by rodyarask (user info) at 2008-03-21 20:31:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2008-03-21 19:21:42 EDT (#)
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Marry me.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2008-03-21 17:10:51 EDT (#)
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I...
I think I love you
Submitted by HellRazer (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:26:46 EDT (#)
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loved the computer screens.
Submitted by Ltap (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:21:59 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:10:29 EDT (#)
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HAHA YOU SAID OK COMPUTER.
So yeah..you should post about 1000% more often than you do.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-03-21 16:07:34 EDT (#)
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You look pretty hot in those pictures you just posted here.
Any chance that we can have sex?
I mean, together?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:52:08 EDT (#)
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what i did instead of work today: http://www.ubersite.com/m/115704
Submitted by Rhymenocerous (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:44:34 EDT (#)
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I dont know what to say. This was fucking awesome.
Well done.
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:38:05 EDT (#)
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Fantastic!
Submitted by HotWillie (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:27:52 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by SgtHartman (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:14:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:06:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:03:16 EDT (#)
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have a nice weekend everyone.
I'm getting out of this cube while the getting's good.
Submitted by Registered_S_O (user info) at 2008-03-21 15:01:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lostnphound (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:52:11 EDT (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by sir_cowman (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:52:06 EDT (#)
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thought meats was pretty funny
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:50:54 EDT (#)
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You geek.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:50:09 EDT (#)
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Fair enough.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:48:50 EDT (#)
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he called me first and said it was cool.
Submitted by dithered (user info) at 2008-03-21 14:47:01 EDT (#)
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TTOM called. He wants his comic strip back.